#1
I really want to eat LOTS of food on Thaksgiving, but I don't know how to increase my appetite/stomach capacity. I've been told that not eating doesn't work, so I've come to Ug for help. Ideas?
#2
not to eat anything the day before just drink beer or smoke pot
will make you very very able to eat alot
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#4
eat alot everyday...the more you eat on one occation the more your stomach expands..if you dont eat your stomach shrinks(trust me on that one)

like alot til your stomach hurts one day then the next eat regularly...then continue
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#5
Eat a lot, then throw it all up, then its time for seconds. That's what the Ancient Romans did. And when in Ancient Rome...


Some doctors might call this "unhealthy" or "an eating disorder," but those are just words they're throwing around. They like to make up words that sound smart, too, like "bulimia." They're just pulling your chain.


Or you could always not care about how much you eat, and just eat enough so that you're relatively full.
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eat alot everyday...the more you eat on one occation the more your stomach expands..if you dont eat your stomach shrinks(trust me on that one)

like alot til your stomach hurts one day then the next eat regularly...then continue
side effects include: gaining massive amounts of weight
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#7
You know how your parents tell you that eating sweet things prior to eating messes up your apetite? well, eating something sweet prior to eating dinner will make you more hungry actually.

Don't drink carbonated things like coke and stuff.
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#8
Why the hell do you need to eat lots of food? I thought eating till you're full is enough, but I guess getting fat is just what Americans want to do
#9
Sleep less. Mo' gherlin fo' yo' tummy.
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#10
Competetive eaters often drink large amounts of water a few hours prior to a match to stretch out their stomach. If you try this be carefull, because I'm talking about BIG guys, and drinking too much water can kill you, or at the very least make you sick.
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Why the hell do you need to eat lots of food? I thought eating till you're full is enough, but I guess getting fat is just what Americans want to do


this is a good point, why eat as much as possible?
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side effects include: gaining massive amounts of weight



thats why you workout too...I eat a **** load of food and I weigh 150..I weighed 140 for two years straight,but I high a high metabolism...so I can eat more and gain less cuz I workout
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#13
i also heard that salad, or lettuce, stretchest the stomach. Not sure about it though
#14
A lot of people are going to die of hunger while you stuff your face silly. Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
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#15
You should NOT listen to some of the posts in this thread. They are downright dangerous, and it's extremely unwise to drastically change your diet like that. If you want to safely ensure you can eat more without changing your dietary load, drill a hole in your stomach wall so it can leak out into your abdominal cavity, where you'll be able to store a significant amount of food until your manually pull it out afterwards.
#16
Here's a fool proof plan:

Step One: Put food in mouth.

Step Two: Chew food.

Step Three: Swallow.

Step Four: Repeat.

Bound to make you eat lots if you follow that plan...considering there's no end to it.
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You should NOT listen to some of the posts in this thread. They are downright dangerous, and it's extremely unwise to drastically change your diet like that. If you want to safely ensure you can eat more without changing your dietary load, drill a hole in your stomach wall so it can leak out into your abdominal cavity, where you'll be able to store a significant amount of food until your manually pull it out afterwards.


they should just give you a Doctorate now
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#18
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Eat a lot, then throw it all up, then its time for seconds. That's what the Ancient Romans did. And when in Ancient Rome...


Some doctors might call this "unhealthy" or "an eating disorder," but those are just words they're throwing around. They like to make up words that sound smart, too, like "bulimia." They're just pulling your chain.


Or you could always not care about how much you eat, and just eat enough so that you're relatively full.


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You should NOT listen to some of the posts in this thread. They are downright dangerous, and it's extremely unwise to drastically change your diet like that. If you want to safely ensure you can eat more without changing your dietary load, drill a hole in your stomach wall so it can leak out into your abdominal cavity, where you'll be able to store a significant amount of food until your manually pull it out afterwards.
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#21
WOW..............yer really thinkin ahead arnt ya?...........WOW
#22
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eat slowly.


That's actually one of the healthiest things I've heard in this thread. Good on you!
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#23
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Why the hell do you need to eat lots of food? I thought eating till you're full is enough, but I guess getting fat is just what Americans want to do


I agree. And I'm American.

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You should NOT listen to some of the posts in this thread. They are downright dangerous, and it's extremely unwise to drastically change your diet like that. If you want to safely ensure you can eat more without changing your dietary load, drill a hole in your stomach wall so it can leak out into your abdominal cavity, where you'll be able to store a significant amount of food until your manually pull it out afterwards.


Lol.
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Quote by Fatso Forgottso
guys, just to clear this up, i want to eat alot because its THANKSGIVING AND ITS REALY FRICKIN TASTY and im NOT american.


...if you're not American, then why are you celebrating Thanksgiving? I do believe that Thanksgiving is typically an American holiday (although the point is supposedly to "give thanks").
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#26
Dude...........havnt you ever heard of leftovers?............dont over eat on thanksgiving.......in fact.... you should encourage everyone to eat as little as possible.........more food for you in days to come.............leftovers are a beautiful thing.
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A lot of people are going to die of hunger while you stuff your face silly. Just because you can doesn't mean you should.



Uh yeah it does. Those people are going to die of hunger whether you stuff your face or not. I really doubt TS plans on sending his left-overs to Darfur.
#29
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Uh yeah it does. Those people are going to die of hunger whether you stuff your face or not. I really doubt TS plans on sending his left-overs to Darfur.


I think someone should start a campaign to send some food to Darfur and not give me credit for the idea.

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#30
Like ChrisJames said, practice. And here's a recipe for disaster -

Heart Attack Sandwich
Take a foot-long hot dog and wrap it in bacon. Then mix up some scrambled hamburg with an egg (to make it more mold-able) and some of that onion dip mix. Wrap the hamburg around the bacon/hotdog and bake it. A fried egg on top is optional. Eat it in a sub roll.
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#31
yeah
ive been trying to prepare myself for thanksgiving
i have three days to figure out how to eat as much as possible
#33
Well, studies say that it takes 20 minutes for your body to realize your full and tells you to stop eating. So just cram all that turkey sh1t in your mouth really quick.
#34
Well, studies say that it takes 20 minutes for your body to realize your full and tells you to stop eating. So just cram all that turkey sh1t in your mouth really quick.
#35
The Canadian thanksgiving is in October and it wasn't started for the same reasons as the American one. It had something to do with an explorer surviving the trip to North America so they did up a sweet dinner

I think our thanksgivings are pretty much the same at this point.
#37
Just harden up and force it down. I went on a ski tri for a week not long ago and i put on 4kgs because they had buffet meals. Best week of my life.
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#38
I didn't know about Canadian thanksgiving... Ah well. As someone else said, it's called LEFTOVERS. You can survive on that turkey for a while, man!
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The Canadian thanksgiving is in October and it wasn't started for the same reasons as the American one. It had something to do with an explorer surviving the trip to North America so they did up a sweet dinner

I think our thanksgivings are pretty much the same at this point.

Yeah pretty much. Go Canadians.
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