#1
So there is this smoking hot chick, but she does something to me all the time that is weird. She says i look like a surfer and what not so she draws pictures of surfers and **** and says like that im gonna be one and ****, and then she writes me big long notes just rambling about nothing. shes 17 and im 15 and its really bugging me, like why is she always writing me notes about nothing??? and drawing pictures and stuff?
#2
obviously she is insane and will kill you in your sleep.
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#3
Ask her out or something.
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#6
Stick with it and see where it leads.
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#10
you know, shes probably insane, i wouldn't go near her/any drink she gives you for about 2 weeks
#11
Bang her.
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#14
she wants you


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#15
That's weird and ****
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#18
She's probably addicted to something. If this is the case, **** her with a condom and avoid a relationship.
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#19
I really fail to see what the problem is...

Are you looking for a relationship or just a one night stand? If the latter, then just do what everyone else said and "bang her". If you actually want to develop a relationship with the chick then get to know her a little better and, I don't know, maybe ask her why she's acting weird.

Just a thought.

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#20
Set up a dungeon, kidnap her, and punish her sexually until she no longer thinks about "surfers".

Although, technically she is right, as you ARE surfing the net

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#21
just do her you idiot. worry about the relationship part of it after you pound her.
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#22
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Drop hints... and then bang her


You mean drop pants...and then bang her.
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#23
Shut up and let her touch your penis.
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#24
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Shut up and let her touch your penis.

Maybe... eh, she's probably a psycho with AIDS who wants to infect you. 2nd though FTW!
#25
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Sleep with her.
Just like Ol Dirty Bastard would!


And he has to speak the Ol Dirty type slang.
#27
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I bet he likes it raw!

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#28
who cares if shes weird, even if she rapes you you still get what you want in the end...

and that my friend, is of course, *********


unless shes violent just steer clear.