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#1
...vote "meh!" for a more lethargic and yet truly propserous season here in our community.

Breaking news:

The truth about Meths: Meths
Oasis-fanatic appointed Junior Commander in chief to the head bandito of crime.

As the more perceptive among you may have noticed during your time here, if I am appointed President/Prime Minister/King* of the Pit then there will be no need for any junior or subserviant ministers. Yours truly is quite capable of fulfillling all roles required for leadership of our unfortunately sighted community. Being at the bottom of a deep, depp, black hole ("at the bottom" both a literal and metaphorical preposition)

Take for instance this short clip that exemplifies my work in development of the arts and my hard-handed supression of modern hair-dressing techniques - a vile threat to any respectable guitarist (or bassists who, in opposition to some of my more "conservative" opponents, will be granted nearly full citenzenship - with rights almost equal to that of the guitar community)

Interestingly - underneath my benevolent rulership - there would be no crime! With This man:
in charge of Crime and Punishment there will be no more crime. As a result of a recent conflict with the one know as "Kensai" I lost an arm. This, of course, forced me to flee and join a group of Mexican Banditios** (They, of course, could not really speak Mexican we just used the word "banditos" which probably isn't even Spanish or Mexican. However, this man, unbeknownst to the current "authority" of former*** president Yakult, if responsible for 95% percent of the worlds crime. In my government, he will have high office - truly a politician of the people and with an intuitive grasp and understanding of crime.... who is better for the job? (Yes, yes, we know - sadly Boris Johnson was unavailable)

If you think of voting for another candidate, remember - I am a King while they are merely politicians.

Politics, n. A strife of interest masquerading as a contest of principles. THe conduct of public affairs for private advantage.

And more importantly, possibly, is THIS the kind of man we want for a president? I say NAY! Who's with me!?

I would write more about my excellent qualities except:

1. To live up to my name there must be an initial burts of enthusiasm followed by long bouts of inactivity
3. I'm busy painting and my fingers are all white and I have to type really carefully to stop they keyboard becoming all white...
4. I wrote two last night, but I decided this morning it wasn't funny so I removed it.

NB: Everything that irritates me must be immediately halted. This includes the continued existence of Richard and Judy. Yes, assasins will indeed have a place within our happy little pit.

*Upon election a Monarchy will be established with me as its King and Prime Minister. A similar system to that in place in the UK and other countries but without all the pesky democracy.
**May not be a real word
***Reffering to president Yakult of the Bosnian consulate 1945-1956
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#2
I'm not impressed.
"As the more perceptive among you may have noticed during your time here, if I am appointed President/Prime Minister/King* of the Pit then there will be no need for any junior or subserviant ministers"
Yet -
"Interestingly - underneath my benevolent rulership - there would be no crime! With This man: http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/5431/images3is6.jpg in charge of Crime and Punishment there will be no more crime."
I smell waffles.
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#4
Do the right thing guys... VOTE for Jesus!
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I'm not impressed.
"As the more perceptive among you may have noticed during your time here, if I am appointed President/Prime Minister/King* of the Pit then there will be no need for any junior or subserviant ministers"
Yet -
"Interestingly - underneath my benevolent rulership - there would be no crime! With This man: http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/5431/images3is6.jpg in charge of Crime and Punishment there will be no more crime."
I smell waffles.


He isn't a minister, he is a BANDITO*

And questions go in the campiang thread


*May not be real word
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#7
Quote by meh!
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4. I wrote two last night, but I decided this morning it wasn't funny so I removed it.





FRom now on, please ask questions in the campaign thread.
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#8
Quote by nightraven
Meh doesn't get my vote because he's trying sound clever


Do you want a president that cannot spell, or a President with a vocbulary containg 5 words?

I thought not.

Anyway, upon my election the more... unfortunate (mentally) members of the community will be ejected making me sound merely slightly amazingly intelligent.
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#9
i've decided that i'm only supporting canidates who use smear tactics

you better start smearing, meh!

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Quote by meh!
Do you want a president that cannot spell, or a President with a vocbulary containg 5 words?

I thought not.

Anyway, upon my election the more... unfortunate (mentally) memberes of the community will be ejected making me sound merely slightly amazingly intelligent.

this could ruin your campaign
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#11
Quote by meh!


FRom now on, please ask questions in the campaign thread.

I know, thats why I deleted it.

I better start reading threads more carefully.
#13
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Ill think of some words to describe my apathetic and procrastinating habits...


...tomorrow.


This is the kind of forward thinking that my government will support! Well... I suppose we'll sort of...hinder it less. Or something...meh
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this could ruin your campaign


I'm sorry, I was born into a family of dyslexics who were deaf and mute. I learned to speak and read using the backs of discarded Mcdonalds Burger packs! *holds back sobs*. We had too eat them too... yes, the boxes

And if that is your criticism, then, I think that says more about the opposition that it does me *sniff*
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#16
*Upon election a Monarchy will be established with me as its King and Prime Minister. A similar system to that in place in the UK and other countries but without all the pesky democracy.


Why would I want this? Republics are better.
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#17
Quote by HawkaLuigi
Why would I want this? Republics are better.


YAH HEAR THAT?

Yakult's supporters are...Republicans!


OMG

Nobody likes republicans, not even republicans...
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#18
Quote by meh!
YAH HEAR THAT?

Yakult's supporters are...Republicans!


OMG

Nobody likes republicans, not even republicans...


Actually I am pro-Socialist. But a Monarchy is too much.
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Actually I am pro-Socialist. But a Monarchy is too much.



Just the kind of greasy postition changing I'd expect from a member of Yakult's party.

"I'm a republican"
"We don't like that!"

"Wait, no, i'm a socialist!"

Yeah, you're fooling no one POLITICIAN.
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#21
I support Yakult and I'm not a Republican.
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#22
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More slander?

Is THIS the heart of my opponents'?

I feel sorry... for them




Meh! Cares!
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#25
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Just the kind of greasy postition changing I'd expect from a member of Yakult's party.

"I'm a republican"
"We don't like that!"

"Wait, no, i'm a socialist!"

Yeah, you're fooling no one POLITICIAN.


meh! you are running on terrible issues. Yakult has done much for us UGer's. Look at the 4chan raids. They've gone down dramatically.
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Quote by HawkaLuigi
meh! you are running on terrible issues. Yakult has done much for us UGer's. Look at the 4chan raids. They've gone down dramatically.


Another victim of Yakult's Post hoc ergo propter hoc arguments...

4chan's economy have been suffering lately due to the increased acceptability of all paedophilla/sex/disguting releated jokes and their shares have been losing value because this is the HEART of 4chan and without they cann't thrive - they simply cannot afford to raid anymore.

This is no relation to Yakult but is part of a social trend that I plan to continue with my Lechery and "creepy chuckling for old men in pubs" classes. There is set to be a marked increase in these matters and thus even more decline in 4chan related activiites if I am voted in.
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#28
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meh! you are running on terrible issues. Yakult has done much for us UGer's. Look at the 4chan raids. They've gone down dramatically.
Yakult got my cat out of a tree when she wouldn't ome down.For that I will always love Yakult
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#29
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you have the support of ninjas



Your support is welcome, sir.

*salutes Ninjas everywhere*
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#31
What do you have to say about your involvement in the spamming of the Pit?

Not only that, but you are slandering me only because you lost in your Blues Duel.
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#32
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What do you have to say about your involvement in the spamming of the Pit?

Not only that, but you are slandering me only because you lost in your Blues Duel.


I have slandered no one, simply observed and pointed out facts.


My involvement in the spamming of the pit? Well, that's just part of life. i was immature, now I've grown up and know better.

Hey, I once smoked cannabis in college...but then, didn't we all? But we grow up...and become presidents, and we move on *thumb up/smile*

I believe in progression *smile*
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#34
Quote by meh!
I have slandered no one, simply observed and pointed out facts.


My involvement in the spamming of the pit? Well, that's just part of life. i was immature, now I've grown up and know better.

Hey, I once smoked cannabis in college...but then, didn't we all? But we grow up...and become presidents, and we move on *thumb up/smile*

I believe in progression *smile*


I can see right through you.

O.O
#35
Quote by meh!
I have slandered no one, simply observed and pointed out facts.


My involvement in the spamming of the pit? Well, that's just part of life. i was immature, now I've grown up and know better.

Hey, I once smoked cannabis in college...but then, didn't we all? But we grow up...and become presidents, and we move on *thumb up/smile*

I believe in progression *smile*
You're just a smooth talking politican. Yakult is a man of the people
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#36
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You're just a smooth talking politican. Yakult is a man of the people



Yakult is a man OF the people FOR himself. That's really all there is too it...
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#37
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You can be second in command to my bandito governor of crime? (check my trhread)

THis is NOT a snap decision: I've been watching Oasis for a while now. He is a reliable astute fellow, perfect for the job.

sweet, im in.
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#38
Debauchery AND Lechery ftw
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Debauchery AND Lechery ftw


You want to come and watch some young teenagers play tennis with me once this whole thing if finished?
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