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#1
Hello fellow citizens of UG. My name is Jackbutt. Most of you probably do not recognize my name. You are thinking "Who is this jackbutt and how did she get nominated?". Well, I am going to be completely truthful with you, because that is what my campaign is based on: truth.

I originally had no desire to run. My passion is in philanthropy, not politics, but Draken convinced me that through politics, I could really make a huge difference, and that is what I plan on doing. I want the people of UG to feel comfortable coming to me with their problems and to be assured that I will do all that is in my power to help them.

I urge you, make the right decision. Vote for me and I will help lead the way to greatness for this community.


#3
A woman president.

haha
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

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#4
It's a trap!
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#5
"Who is this jackbutt and how did she get nominated?".

Bam! That single letter just got you the job!

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A woman president.

haha

For long you live and high you fly
But only if you ride the tide
And balanced on the biggest wave
You race toward an early grave.


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#8
jackbutt, what sorts of changes will you make to UG's political system as president? Have you now or have you ever been a fascist?

These are the questions I would like answered before I decide who gets my vote.
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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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#9
Oh, flaunting your gender at us is it?

Typical politician tactics "philanthropist" bah!
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#10
Quote by Gunpowder
jackbutt, what sorts of changes will you make to UG's political system as president? Have you now or have you ever been a fascist?

These are the questions I would like answered before I decide who gets my vote.


I have and always will be something quite similar to a fascist
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#14
Evrybodys jumping on the bandwagon now. if somebody should run for election it should be bearded_monkey or wiggyisgreat....maybe nox
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#15
Quote by Gunpowder
jackbutt, what sorts of changes will you make to UG's political system as president? Have you now or have you ever been a fascist?

These are the questions I would like answered before I decide who gets my vote.


I will make the changes of the people. It's not about the changes I want, but about the changes you want.

And I have to be honest, in my youth, I showed some interest in facism, but I have since seen the error of my ways.
#16
SHE'S GOT "BUTT" IN HER NAME! OLOLOLOLOLOL!

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I'll get my coat.
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#17
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ITS A GIRL!!!

*votes*




I hardly ever crack up out loud here, but you sir have made me laugh.
#18
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Women's rights

haha


Woman

haha
For long you live and high you fly
But only if you ride the tide
And balanced on the biggest wave
You race toward an early grave.


Ben Hamelech
#19
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You won't tax UG, will you?


Of course not. We have all the funds we need from advertisement agencies.
#20
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Evrybodys jumping on the bandwagon now. if somebody should run for election it should be bearded_monkey or wiggyisgreat....maybe nox
...10 people were voted as candidates. Expect 6 more of these threads.
#21
Whoa jackbutt you're oldschool! But what is this voting malarky all about???
Rule number three: Never open the package

It's magic magic baby!

Yoink!
#23
I heard rumours that Jackbutt is actually a paedo...
PLAY UP POMPEY

POMPEY PLAY UP!

#25
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Hey, I got it all going on, let's see. Policy aims:


Sitting in pubs smoking a pipe drinking rum and looking at little girls? *check*
Standing outside school yards looking at little girls *check*
Mandatory pipes for everyone *check*
Classes in "creepy chuckling" for everyone *check*
Tight clothes/skirts for all women *check*


What makes you so different from the other nominees?
How do you feel about self proclaimed male chauvinists on UG?
How will UG benefit under your reign?
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#26
Quote by Dinkydaisy
A woman president.

haha

A WOMAN!
ON UG!
AS P-P-PRESIDENT!!!
LMAO
NO ONE EVER READS MY POSTS.
#28
jackbutt, in the event that you get elected, do you think you could give me an internship?

Bear in mind that I would want to have a Bill-Monica type relationship.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Quote by The Madcap
[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#29
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>.>

i sorta lol'd
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
#30
Quote by mr freezy
A WOMAN!
ON UG!
AS P-P-PRESIDENT!!!
LMAO



It has happened before ya know
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bodyheatseeker, I will NEVER forgive you.

#32
hmmmmmm, how do we know your a girl (rule # whatever of teh internet)? and why are you so enthusiastic dammit? how are you better than any of the guys running for office (besides the two obvious reasons right in front of you)?
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#33
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hmmmmmm, how do we know your a girl (rule # whatever of teh internet)? and why are you so enthusiastic dammit? how are you better than any of the guys running for office (besides the two obvious reasons right in front of you)?


Her wisdom and morals?
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Quote by The Madcap
[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#34
This is all a trick. There are no women on the internets! Jackbutt is really a 350 lb. convict named Bubba. Jackbutt was his prison name
#35
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It has happened before ya know

Who?
NO ONE EVER READS MY POSTS.
#37
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...10 people were voted as candidates. Expect 6 more of these threads.

when was this done?wow ive been away a long time
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I love you.


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Can I be your adopted parent? I'd love you like a real son.


"Arguing over the internet is like the special olympics. No matter who wins, your both still retards." - A man of many muffins
#38
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Popapez

Well ah be the son of a sock puppet.
NO ONE EVER READS MY POSTS.
#39
Quote by mr freezy
Well ah be the son of a sock puppet.


How could a sock possibly inseminate a woman?
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Damn you, bodyheatseeker

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bodyheatseeker, I will NEVER forgive you.

#40
Quote by bodyheatseeker
How could a sock possibly inseminate a woman?


Sock puppet. Completely different than a sock.

Learn to read!

EDIT: V That, my friend, was pure brilliance.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Quote by The Madcap
[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
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