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I'm going to Las Vegas tomorrow and i don't know what there is to do there. I'm too young to gamble and no one my age is going with me. its just me, my parents, my brother and my grandmother. last time i went to vegas, there was nothing to do there except stay in my hotel room and flip through channels and i really dont want to do that the whole day. i was hoping for any tips on what to do there from the pit.
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#2
just try and sneak in the casinos. how could that not be fun?
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#3
caesars palace has a great shopping mall, circus circus has a really great theme park with rollercoasters. all hotels have pools. theres a volcano erupting at one of the hotels in the evening (i think it might be the mirage or whatever its called). there's the mini eiffel tower to explore. jsut go out and look around
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3 words

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#6
Hmmm...nobody youre age with you,hotel room to yourself...Either wank A LOT or just walk around metting people lol.Meet some girls or something
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#8
Get the solicitors to give you those sex cards. It's mighty fun for an underage fellow as yourself.
#9
Get laid
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#10
Buffet it up, brother.

Or see how many different hooker cards you can collect. Gotta catch em all.
#11
cirque du solei..... is the next best thing to do in vegas next to getting laid
#12
Actually, since I went there just a few months ago, I might as well give you some actual advice:

Steve Wyreck
He's an amazing magician with a phenomenal show. It's not your typical overly-dramatic magic show. Sure, it has hot, scantily-clad women, airplanes, and lots of dangerous machinery, but it's also hilariously funny and, well, you'll see at the end. No one would regret watching this show.

The Bellagio Waterworks Show
It's about four minutes long, it's free, and it's pretty damn beautiful. Just stand in front of the Bellagio by I think 9pm, and enjoy the show. Kickass music, too.

Buffets
Get fat! You only live once - why not make the aforementioned life shorter?


Yeah. Not a whole lot to do if you're under 21 (or even 18), but there are some things. Also, just walk around the nicer hotels. The Luxor has a lot of new stuff that wasn't there several years ago.

But Treasure Island fucking SOLD OUT. Lame.
#13
uh yeah im 14 my parents arent gonna let me roam around las vegas trying to get laid by prostitutes. although the sneaking into casino idea sounds pretty good.
EDIT:im stayin at the Luxor btw
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#14
You can't really sneak into the casino. The staff members are anal about that, and they will ask to see your ID if you look young.
#15
^i'll just say that i'm a really short 21 year old who went through puberty real slow
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#16
The Luxor!?!? Lucky bastard lol.Id love to stay there :P
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#17
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^i'll just say that i'm a really short 21 year old who went through puberty real slow


Nah, that wont work. everyday they probobly see lots of young guys saying that they are 21 ...tell em your 25
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^i'll just say that i'm a really short 21 year old who went through puberty real slow
That doesn't matter if you don't have ID.
#19
you'd have a better chance at scoring a prostitute than you would at getting into a casino
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#21
lol run around the htel up to random people staff, guests, whatever and take real close up pictures of their faces and post them up here
#25
Circus Circus. New York New York. (too bad wet n wild isnt there anymore) walk the strip. take photos. look at the cool pr0n cards left everywhere. go to an arcade. walk around casinos. and a lot of other stuff.
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uh yeah im 14 my parents arent gonna let me roam around las vegas trying to get laid by prostitutes. although the sneaking into casino idea sounds pretty good.
EDIT:im stayin at the Luxor btw

You have to try? That's pretty sad dude
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uh yeah im 14 my parents arent gonna let me roam around las vegas trying to get laid by prostitutes. although the sneaking into casino idea sounds pretty good.
EDIT:im stayin at the Luxor btw

Luxor FTW!!
That place is the sh*t!
#29
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Circus Circus. New York New York. (too bad wet n wild isnt there anymore) walk the strip. take photos. look at the cool pr0n cards left everywhere. go to an arcade. walk around casinos. and a lot of other stuff.

Whats this I keep hearing about sex, hookers, and pr0n cards?
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#30
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Whats this I keep hearing about sex, hookers, and pr0n cards?
Go to Las Vegas and find out...
#31
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Go to Las Vegas and find out...

I know whats in LV. I just ment the cards ive never heard of them.
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Dude she's got a CP172R in her panties

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#32
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I know whats in LV. I just ment the cards ive never heard of them.
So apparently you don't know what's in LV.


Anyways, they're commercial advertisements for hookers.
#34
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#36
As it turns out, i live in vegas and am your age.

go to Hoover Dam, take a heli-tour of the grand canyon, try to see Spamalot, walk the strip, go to the Adventuredome at Circus circus, go to New York New York and ride the roller coaster, ride the rides on top of the stratosphere, go to Caesars Palace and shop there (they have a great exotic car store there next to a massive nike store and a huge watch emporium lol)

and i've heard that Al di Meola is playing a show here soon, so PM me if you know who that is and if your interested adn i'll look it up for ya
#39
why on earth would i want an std?
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why on earth would i want an std?


Because if you get one in Vegas, it stays there.


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The t.v. wouldn't lie to you..
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