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#1
It has become apparent to me that the other candidates are using snazzy photo shopping, enormous words, and pretty colors to get your attention. I see these methods as a way of saying, "Hey, I'm not worth a wooden nickel but by golly I'll get your vote one way or another!" Well I'm here before you saying that I refuse to be sucked into that game. I'm not going to insult you all by thinking the only way to get your vote is to prance around like Rainbow fuckin' Randolph. What you see is what you get, fellow users. I have faith that you all can decide on who to vote for regardless of who puts up the more "shiny" things. Don't make me lose that faith...

Now I'm sure you all are thinking, "That's all fine and dandy, but still, why should I vote for you?" I'll tell you why I should get your vote. For the most part the other candidates seem to be just one in the same. All making empty promises, all jumping through hoops to get your vote. I'm not like the other candidates. Frankly I'm not really even in it to win it. I'm just here to try and take votes away from the other would-be presidents and attempting to put a stop to the useless charades. Think of me as the Ron Paul of Ultimate Guitar. I care about the average UGer. The wellbeing of The Pit, and all of UG is one of my primary concerns. I promise that I will continue to do everything in my power to try and stop the influx of spam and just overall useless shit in general. I want to see The Pit reincarnated to its former glory. Lets go back to a simpler time. A time before all the threads about masturbating on pets and musical elitism. A time when it was safe to post a perfectly legitimate problem and not have to worry about someone chastising you. A time when The Pit was actually a vault of useful information and interesting topics. Now as not to come off as a hypocrite, I'll be the first to say that I have been guilty in the past of the things I've mentioned above. I've come to a realization though that sometimes you just gotta grow up and not worry so much about posting utter crap just to get a few cheap laughs. It just isn't worth it. Not to mention I've been banned 3 times...

Anyway, enough of the political banter. If you read all of that, God (or your choice of deity) bless you. Just remember one thing. A vote for me is a vote for UG. Thank you, and good night.
#3
needs more shiny things...
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#5
Quote by GreenDayChris
Pics or it didn't happen



Lets All Goto Mars: The I The FLAMING LIPS Club
#6
I LIKE IT!!!

Experience, Class!!!!

you get my vote...

how do i vote for you?
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What a talented person.
#7
Props on not being gimmicky.


The second paragraph = best thing I've seen in this entire campaign.
#8
Quote by yawn
Props on not being gimmicky.


Pfft not having a gimmick is his gimmick
Super Leeds and Classy Cas!
#9
Yes, because reading walls of texts are what UGers normally like

Vote smart, vote Yakult!He's the only candidate that's fully Kensai-approved.
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#10
you win because i like the wooden nickel thing
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Frenchy's red.
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I think
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#11
Quote by GreenDayChris
Pfft not having a gimmick is his gimmick
Well, I prefer this one.
#12
A few quick questions for you Mr HappyTimeHarry.

Who am I to you?
Who are you to me?
Where do you stand on the issue of proper grammar?
Would you like a hug?
#17
tl,dr
And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me: no, nor woman neither... nor women neither.
#19
i didnt even read any of that. u got my vote for being cool in the poker room.


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#20
wall of text = vote.

Now give me a cool sounding job, like Security or something.


I really voted you for the avatar
#22
Too much reading
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#23
Quote by yawn
If only the Pit wasn't so illiterate. =/

I've actually read it.
For long you live and high you fly
But only if you ride the tide
And balanced on the biggest wave
You race toward an early grave.


Ben Hamelech
#25


Wall of text. Similar to:



The Berlin Wall.

Does UG want someone who supports ruthless communism? Do we want to elect someone who's favourite colour is pink? I don't think so.

Come election day, make the right choice. Don't elect evil.


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#26
You have my vote for many reasons:
1. Not selling out like the others
2. That second paragraph (which I even read)
3. Being a Scrubs fan
4. Your avatar
5. Well yeah that's it but 5 is a more rounded number...
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

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Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

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LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#27
You get my vote...as long as you let me in on the secret of your uber Halo 3 powers.
Thus sayeth the Lord.

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#28
Quote by GreenDayChris
Pics or it didn't happen

Ftw.
i look down at my hands,
like they were mirrors.
#30
this thread needs more pictures =/
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
#31
Quote by bearded_monkey
You seem lazy

I like that. You get my vote and my campaigning help.

hahahaa


I'm in too.


My mind is going. I can feel it.
#34
I vote Happytime Harry, because he's not an idiotic clown


To quote Kanye West, "Does anybody make real **** anymore?"

The answer is yes

and that yes is Happytime Harry
#40
You insulted my intelligence just yesterday

liar
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