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#1
Over the past four hours, I have seen many campaign threads, and I have been impressed with very few.

Some of the things are just shocking.

meh!, for example. He clearly pledges that he will completely throw out any kind of democracy, stating, "Upon election a Monarchy will be established with me as its King and Prime Minister." TWO seats of higher power? This sounds like another leader you may know of, a leader who used his seat in the government to obtain even greater, more controllering power.



That's right. Your "loving" candidate is actually a fascist tyrant. And he is completely willing to take away any sort of freedom you may have.


Then we move on to Twist of Fate. His blatant theft of greety's avatar is just sickening in my eyes. Is that what you want in a President? Someone who steals others personal, beloved belongings? What's next? Stealing your money? Your jobs? Your BABIES?!?!

If you vote for Twist of Fate, you're voting for a baby thief.




In spite of witnessing these sickening views and morals, I have been able to collect my own thoughts.


I pledge, if elected, to keep the proper ideals of a UGtopia, and do my best to decrease the amount of spam, flaming, and utter wrongdoing that plagues our loving forum.

I also pledge to crack down on uneeded elitism, and support more open minded approaches to music, and other forms of art, as well open views to other opinions and ideas.

I would also crack down on useless meme usage. Such memes would include "Icy Hot", "Barrell Rolls", "Lol Wut", and any other unwanted spam posts.


If you vote for me, you'll vote for someone who is caring, level headed, open to new ideas, and is willing to listen to the masses for opinions and ideas for new ways of solving everyday problems.


Fallenangel20: Your Friendly, Music Minded Candidate.©™
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#2
What's wrong with baby-theft now?
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#3
If Yakult didn't already have my vote, it would be yours. Sorry
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#5
As a canidate running, you need to kiss my ugly baby. I'm talking full on tongue action here, only way you'll receive my vote..

#8
The fact that you said you've been looking over threads for the past FOUR HOURS really makes me not want to give you my vote
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#9
Erm...

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#10
You got my vote. I hate Icy Hot barrel rolls and pears that can't spell the word "what" or use proper punctuation.
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I hate Icy Hot barrel rolls and pears that can't spell the word "what" or use proper punctuation.


wh-what?
#15
Fallenangel20, how do you think you can make UG a better place?

Here's the catch. In your response, you are not allowed to use any nouns (pronouns are acceptable).
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I shall cast my vote for Fallenangel20.


That is the most amazing description for me I have ever heard.



Thanks, man.

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Fallenangel20, how do you think you can make UG a better place?

Here's the catch. In your response, you are not allowed to use any nouns (pronouns are acceptable).


We shall overcome and propsper, and I plan to do so as painlessly as possible.
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Last edited by fallenangel20 at Oct 6, 2007,
#19
save the babies! u get my vote. plus u have an awesome avatar
#20
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Vote Happytimeharry if you value your family and dog

And your parakeet.

hth ftw!
#21
So....

Yea.

Vote for me?

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#23
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So....

Yea.

Vote for me?



Why?
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Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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FUCK ROCKS!
#31
^Are you saying that happytimeharry will hurt children if he doesn't receive enough votes?

That settles it, folks. Happytimeharry and fallenangel20 both advocate child abuse.


Vote meh! in 2007, because he knows that children are the future!
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#32
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^Are you saying that happytimeharry will hurt children if he doesn't receive enough votes?

That settles it, folks. Happytimeharry and fallenangel20 both advocate child abuse.


Vote meh! in 2007, because he knows that children are the future!


That is a wrong conclusion, happytimeharry will not hurt children, it only states that the child will be harmed if happytimeharry is not elected. The better conclusion would be, if anyone other than happytimeharry is elected, THEY will inflict harm upon the baby. Only happytimeharry can prevent that, so vote for happytimeharry!
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
#33
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That is a wrong conclusion, happytimeharry will not hurt children, it only states that the child will be harmed if happytimeharry is not elected. The better conclusion would be, if anyone other than happytimeharry is elected, THEY will inflict harm upon the baby. Only happytimeharry can prevent that, so vote for happytimeharry!


This man knows his stuff.

HTH, protecting babies since 1988.


Oh, and fallenangel, I'm gonna need some convincing to give my vote to you and not myself.
#34
Lies and slander! The only candidate worthy of trust is Meh! He has made no promises that cannot be broken. Mainly because he is smart enough to make no promises. All of his opponents have resorted to fear mongering and threats of violence against babies puppies and even myself. But I will not be silenced. Their threats are empty against the truth. They will have nothing but shame and derision cast upon them when this dirty business of politicking is finished. This is the true face of Meh!

Not the shoddy photo shopped efforts of one claiming to be UG's future president.
Maybe someday Fallenangel20 will become president but we all know "Someday Never Comes".
So don't waste your vote on this scoundrel. I implore you my fellow UGers to vote for Lechery AND Deauchery. It is the only way forward.
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#35
Did you colour in my smiles teeh black?

Low blow man, low blow.
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#36
happytimeharry:

I really have nothing left. I made my initial campaign post, and then I just kind of ran out of ideas.

I'm funny and witty in key moments, I'm not good at drawing out humor on a massive scale, like, say, Scourge (the still reigning king of that style of humor, IMO). So, I ran out of material fast. I never planned to win anyway. I was just honored to see that I was nominated.

But I'll vote for you HTH. After seeing your thread, I basically just said, "Yep, my ONE vote isn't going to do much to help my chances, so I'll vote for harry."



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Did you colour in my smiles teeh black?

Low blow man, low blow.





No. I don't have Photoshop on this comp, so I had to use Paint, and when I cut the smiley out of the avatar, and pasted it, the teeth were transparent for some reason.

I have no idea WHAT happened.
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#37
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And your parakeet.


And pretty much anything else you may own.

HTH!
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#38
[glm]

Ti-tiger style
Tiger style
Tiger style (happytimeharry clan ain't nothin' ta fuck wit)
Tiger style (happytimeharry clan ain't nothin' ta fuck wit)
Tiger style (happytimeharry clan ain't nothin' ta fuck wit)
There's no place to hide once he steps inside the room
Dr. Doom, prepare for the boom
BAM! Aw, MAN! I slam blam scream like tarzan

[Verse One: glm]

He be tossin', enforcin', his style is awesome
Ain't causin any family feuds than Richard Dawson
And the survey said, meh! you're dead
Fatal flying guillotine chops off his fuckin head
Mister, who is that?
Eh yo, the Tom is back
Makin Yakult go boom boom, like on supercat
He fears no one, oh no, here come
The happytimeharry, C.C's a killer to the eardrum
[Verse Two: sebastian_96 ]

Twist of fate don't puts the needle to the groove, He gets rude
And he always fucks it up
Style don't carries like a pickup truck
Across the clear blue yonder, sea to shining sea
Happytimeharry slam tracks like quarterbacks sacks from LT
Now why try and test the rebel INS?
Blessed since the birth, He earth-slam your vest
He bakes the cake, then take the cake and eat it too
With his crew, while he head state to state

[Chorus: glm]
And if you want beef then bring the ruckus
happytimeharry clan ain't nothin' ta fuck wit
Straight from the motherfucking slum that's busted
happytimeharry clan ain't nothin' ta fuck wit

[Interlude: glm]

Hyah!
Step up, boy!
Represent!
Chop his head off, kid!


[Verse Three: happytimeharry]

The Tom will come out tomorrow
Styles is wild, bizarre, bizarro
Flow, with more afro than Rollo
Comin to a fork in the road which way to go just follow
happy, the Legend, 101 is Sleepy Hollow
In fact I'm a hard act to follow
I dealt for dolo, Bogart comin on through
Candidates is like "Oh my God, not you!"
Yes, I, come to get a slice of the punk and the pie
Rather do than die, check my
flava, comin from the RZA
which is short for the razor
Who make me reminisce true like Deja, Vu!
I'm rubber, candidates is like glue
Whatever you say rubs off me sticks to you

[glm]
happytimeharry clan ain't nothin' ta fuck wit
happytimeharry clan ain't nothin' ta fuck wit
happytimeharry clan ain't nothin' ta fuck wit
happytimeharry clan ain't nothin' ta fuck wit
#40
You DO like Opeth, but HTH has a really convincing campaign.. Hmm...
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