#1
what are some weird text messages that you have gotten?


heres one from my cousin ( a guy)..... " so ive taken i liking to guys"
not that weird but it was funny.
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"why are you still talking"

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"444#55588888#88"

What the frick does that mean?!?!


it obviously mean:


YOU HAVE BEEN MARKED FOR DEATH!!!!!!
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"hi you can call me ralph! im watching you right now...why are you just sittng there alone? oh you look cute in that black and white shirt and your new black shoes"

i didnt even know the person who txt me but they would txt me every few days with things like that...
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"444#55588888#88"

What the frick does that mean?!?!

i think it means "i love u"
well relly it is it like i___u

idk what the 55588888 is.
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i think it means "i love u"
well relly it is it like i___u

idk what the 55588888 is.


wait...what
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#15
I got this from a buddy the other day that made me laugh quite a bit:

"Dude! I heard u got robbed last night! I heard that the gunman either said u could either suck his **** or die. Anyway, glad ur ok, but wipe ur mouth or something."

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#16
I get some dumb things, such as chain mail. Sadly, chain mail has reached the cellular telephone industry.

I received a message from my wireless provider that stated the following, "US cellular has new balls for everyone to enjoy, ask a local dealer for more info!"
#17
I told my ex girlfriend i didn't wanna go out with her anymore, than she texted me later on saying
"well if you ever need a good **** than come on over"
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#18
"oh damn dude i stubbed my penis!!" God i need new friends
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#19
Person who texted me-- "Office Max has very random things"

Me--"Okay?"

Person who texted me--"They had restroom signs for sale and my mom wouldn't let me buy one"


That actually was about 2 hours ago
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"i c u"

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#22
I got one from my uncle that said "O h" with the space between the letters. This is the first text message I have ever gotten from him.

EDIT: Then I realized that he had just taken me on an Ohio State college visit yesterday, so I replied "I O?" seeing as how that's the Ohio State handshake/chant thingy.
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I got one from my uncle that said "O h" with the space between the letters. This is the first text message I have ever gotten from him.



text "I O" back to him, dumbass. he's an Ohio state fan
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text "I O" back to him, dumbass. he's an Ohio state fan


Yeah I did, it just really caught me off gaurd. I forgot to tell the rest of the story
#25
"TAGGG!!! YOU'RE IT!!! hottie."

THAT was from my ex.

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