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#1
If you havn't been forced to watch this disgrace of a movie, you wouldn't understand some of these.. But anyways, I didn't make this, I found it somewhere else and thought a lot of these were funny, and quite true.

Here you go.

1) High school cafeterias are vast and spacious -- leaving plenty of room to spontaniously break into song and dance -- and are in no way packed, crowded or uncomfortable
2) It's completely acceptable for the female drama teacher to walk into the guys locker room where her young male students are showering.
3) A white, 5-foot-9 junior is the best high school basketball player in the state of New Mexico.
4) Creme brulee is a creamy custard that is totally satisfying
5) There's only one fat person at East High School
6) All Troy could remember was pink jelly
7) In school hallways they put up really big posters of the most popular guy in school so that obsessed girls can sing to it
8) It's okay to practice incest if you're acting
9) Students at East High are allowed to work with chemicals unsupervised.
10) Troy's shower head is very impressed
11) Everyone has a secret, and they have practiced to tell everyone in perfect harmony... while dancing.
12) That girl is named Gabriella, and she is very nice.
13) Kelsi has a magic piano: it not only plays piano but it plays guitar, drums and bass too
14) Lucas is NOT gay... even though he dances, sings, hangs out with his girly sister, wears pink hats, and stares at sweaty basketball players because Disney does not promote homosexuality
15) The hottest gossip is that the new girl and baskeball captain are auditioning for a musical, and that is in no way a euphemism for having sex.
16) In high school, you only have class once a day and it's only about 10 minutes long. For the rest of the day you can sing, dance, play basketball, make/foil plans, and hide out in secret gardens as much as you want.
17) While alone in her bedroom, they sing. No sex? Really?
18) No one in the ENTIRE school has ever told Sharpay to shut the f**k up. How is that possible?
19) Gabriella and Troy are 'breaking free'. They are also soaring, flying, and there isn't a star in heaven that they can't reach.
20) You can name a kid in the 21st century "Sharpay"
21) Detention is only 15 minutes long... and a boy named Chad will need you to help him countdown the minutes, as he sadly cannot count that high.
22) It's always good to get extra credit...for college.
23) No one cusses at East High
23) Gabriella can't have people staring her... she really can't.
25) Parents do not teach their children that it's okay to be yourself, only pop songs can do that.
26) Singing and dancing in the hallways is outstandingly normal
27) Playing the cello is very similar to operating a saw.
28) No emos, cutters, or illegal janitors.
29) Gabriella feels AND looks like a girl.
30) Having opera stars' pictures in your refrigerator helps you lose weight.
31) Kelsi can teach you every note, pitch, and word to a song just by singing the first two lines for you.
32) People are doing stuff, stuff that isn't their stuff.
33) The second equation should read 16 over pi.
34) Troy doesn't know that "scared" means the same thing as "afraid"
35) There is only ONE Gabriella Montez on the entire World Wide Web.
36) Ain't nothin wrong with a basketball playing brother who likes to bake.
37) If you're the new kid in school, no one is allowed to look at you
38) If you audition for a school play, you send the entire school into pandemonium
39) Chad can make Troy say things.
40) The jazz square is a crowd favorite. EVERYONE loves a jazz square.
41) Even though you've only sung to your showerhead you will know how to sing harmony in karaoke.
42) Mountain lions are cute, but you don't pet them.
43) Some high schools only have 5 adults on campus. That's how they get away with dancing in the halls.
44) Troy is not just a guy.
45) Apparently the winter musical only requires two cast members.
46) When you're in love with a stranger, you can memorize lyrics at the drop of a hat
47) Corbin Bleu is pretty much white.
48) If you're a stressed jock, you need only to go to the school gardens and sing... nobody will find you or pick on you.
49) It's hard to believe, that I couldn't see, you were always right beside me!
50) Ryan really wants to meet Ashton Kutcher
51) No one said anything about leotards.
52) If you love a girl enough, breaking and entering into her room is not considered a problem.
53) No one on the basketball team is good at math.
54) Ladders can appear out of nowhere.
55) Chad tried to tell him, he REALLY tried.
56) Sharpay is allowed to have a pink locker while everyone else is stuck with an ugly beige one.
57) Troy rides the bus to school even though his dad works there
58) You can bet, there's nothing but net, when Zeke is in the zone and on a roll.
59) If you're gay, you dont know what g-o-d-r-a-m-a-c-l-u-b-! spells
60) If you're heart has been broken by the most popular guy in school, your locker can open automatically - no combination necessary.
61) Where's Gabby's dad!?!
62) Warning bells can be easily mistaken for cell phones.
63) Yes, Troy, you ARE going left.
64) You can have a laptop and a webcam pointing at a person ready to record them and they would NEVER notice
65) It's better to hear it from Mrs. Darbus now than from your friends later
66) You can go to Kelsi's house for breakfast and she has a piano.
67) By taking off your lab coat, the red ribbon in your hair can turn pink.
68) Only fat girls like to pop, lock and drop it.
69) You are allowed to cover your microphone with tacky sequins as long as youre the most popular girl in school
70) All stage fright can be cured by the saying “Like kindergarten”
71) What the heck are those two doing in a tree?!
72) You WILL stick to the status quo or everyone will sing to you until everyone else confesses
73) Gabriella loves pi.
74) Troy's watch is imaginary, but he looks at it anyways and always knows what the time is.
75) Cheerleaders speak a different language than other human beings.
76) Students in high school don't need backpacks... or books for that matter
77) No one finds it weird that you're singing a sexual song to your brother/sister
78) It takes Gabriella's mom and Troy's dad forever to walk to an auditorium.
79) Throwing basketballs at trees is apparently great for stress relief
80) If you climb up to a chicks balcony that hates you and start singing to her, she will fall back in love with you.
81) People keep outfits in their lockers just in case someone spills nachos on them
82) The pregnant teacher stands corrected.
83) If you wear pink and have blonde hair, you are automatically a malevolent popular girl.
84) All fathers with sons in sports are oblivious to their sons's other needs and desires.
85) Teachers from different departments always hate each other.
86) Chad has some pretty awesome shirts.
87) Troy is very slow (Come on! Not even ONE kiss?)
88) If you make good cookies, people fall in love with you.
89) A high school can produce 17 musicals in a span of two years
90) It is possible for the random girl you met at a ski lodge at New Year's to coincidentally move to your school and become your girlfriend
91) Singing absolves a person of any bad thing they've done.
92) An entire school's network can be crippled by the push of a bottom (Taylor must be a really good hacker.)
93) Chili cheese fries and milk are a substantial meal.
94) Interperative dancing is a sign that there is something mentally wrong with you and must see a counselor
95) All practical rules of time and space are lost when Troy and Gabriella hide.
96) The very best way to condemn your friend for singing is to break out into a song yourself
97) If you take your hat off and reveal luscious locks of brown hair you're instantly beautiful.
98) Gabriella always plans ahead thats how she's able instantneously change into a semi formal dress and heels for a basketball game.
99) You dont mind linking arms with the school bitch that you hate as long as its the final dance number of the movie.
100) When the entire East High School student body is decked out in red and white, Troy and Gabriella always seem to be in blue. Until the finale when they finally catch on.
#4
Well, I've seen some scenes. Enough to know that the main guy is gay and only wants the girl cause she has a penis.
#6
Quote by ckellingc
Never watched it...

Spinal Tap > HSM.

These go to 11.
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#8
Lol, I love all the comments about Gabriella. She is very beauitiful.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#10
Hiiiiiigghh Schoooooll Muuuuuusiiiiiicaaaaaaaal suuuuuuuuuuucksssssss
and besides, anyone whos fame (zac efron and co.) comes from a disney channel movie, has no reason to live, becasue that pretty much labels you as a child actor so, good luck getting a serious role later on in life, douchebags
#12
90) It is possible for the random girl you met at a ski lodge at New Year's to coincidentally move to your school and become your girlfriend

In reference to this (yes I read them All) Is it just me or does this particular bit remind you of Grease

In fact the whole movie does!!!!!!!!!!!!
#13
Quote by Bassicles16
Hiiiiiigghh Schoooooll Muuuuuusiiiiiicaaaaaaaal suuuuuuuuuuucksssssss
and besides, anyone whos fame (zac efron and co.) comes from a disney channel movie, has no reason to live, becasue that pretty much labels you as a child actor so, good luck getting a serious role later on in life, douchebags

you mean like.. Hillary Duff? I'd pork that.
#14
Quote by Bassicles16
Hiiiiiigghh Schoooooll Muuuuuusiiiiiicaaaaaaaal suuuuuuuuuuucksssssss
and besides, anyone whos fame (zac efron and co.) comes from a disney channel movie, has no reason to live, becasue that pretty much labels you as a child actor so, good luck getting a serious role later on in life, douchebags
Who needs a serious role later on in life when you've made millions of dollars as a teenager?
#18
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25) Parents do not teach their children that it's okay to be yourself, only pop songs can do that.


#19
lol. awesome!!!
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#20
101) vanessa hudgens (sp?) makes for good noodz

im surprised no one has mentioned that yet
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#21
1. Vanessa hudgens has lovely baps.
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#22
Never watched them.

But that was a pretty good read.

Pretty funny in some parts.
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#23
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Well, I've seen some scenes. Enough to know that the main guy is gay and only wants the girl cause she has a penis.


I'm pretty sure her pics proved u wrong
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12) That girl is named Gabriella, and she is very nice.

His face during that part is priceless!!
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#25
1. It's **** & I almost dies from everyone in school talking about how "****ing awesome" it is
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#28
His girlfriend is very beautiful!


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#30

41) Even though you've only sung to your showerhead you will know how to sing harmony in karaoke.
42) Mountain lions are cute, but you don't pet them.
43) Some high schools only have 5 adults on campus. That's how they get away with dancing in the halls.


A friend of mine says its genius. And it gets a from me.
#33


I've not seen it, but some of those are still pretty funny.
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#34
You should have included
101: High School Musical was like have MRSA in your ballbags. It was shite.
#35
Genius, especially 1 and 3.
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#38
Quote by ckellingc
Never watched it...

Spinal Tap > HSM.

These go to 11.


agreed, 100%.

never watched HSM, never will.
#39
96) The very best way to condemn your friend for singing is to break out into a song yourself

So true.

Also, if you lose a baseball game because the guy hit a home run, while you were dancing in the field, you fail at life.
#40
20) You can name a kid in the 21st century "Sharpay"

20th century. She's like 16.

But to most of those.
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