#1
Date~yeah baby.Mind you all,this should be a all males thread...dun know if the tips and experiences work when you are out with a guy...

First~act natural..THATS CRAP GUYS!! always be the cool dude,but please don't over do it...it also depends on the situation..If you are a nerdy dude,please change if you want hot girls~

Second~BATHE!! no girl would like a stinky boy as her boyfriend...

Third~Breath check...No girl would kiss a guy with stinky breath...she'll probably faint right infront of ya...*You don;t normally get kisses on the first date*

Well,those are what i think are things you should keep in mind...share with all of us your personal experiences,whether you got slapped or got pounced on by the girl ,whatever it is~share it!!
#2
dont change, thats stupid. i hate those people
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#5
Quote by NoobOnZone
If you are a nerdy dude,please change if you want hot girls

I wholeheartedly disagree.

Nerdy guys are cute.
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#7
Quote by burrit0
Oh my, you must get all the females.




I think if a girl won't go out with you because you're not the "cool guy", then forget about her. She's obviously not your type in that scenario, so don't bother. You'd be better off without her anyway.

Rule number 1: There are NO rules.

/thread.
Needlenick wrote:

Dave Grohl has officially literally done everything.
#8
becoming batman is the only cure for the guys of UG....
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#9
Quote by scarfacesuit


I think if a girl won't go out with you because you're not the "cool guy", then forget about her. She's obviously not your type in that scenario, so don't bother. You'd be better off without her anyway.

Rule number 1: There are NO rules.

/thread.

this guy knows whats up.... ts definitely doesnt
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Oh ****, I just found out I got pwned by Joey! Damn...

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GASPPPP! another one pwned by joey!

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Lulz Joey Is Teh Ownage I Want His Penus
#11
So THAT'S what i've been doing wrong...


*leaves girlfriend*
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#12
Quote by JOEYPWNSU
this guy knows whats up.... ts definitely doesnt


I learn from experience and not from cheesy romance movies.
Needlenick wrote:

Dave Grohl has officially literally done everything.
#13
secret to getting a girl


be hot

haha and dont treat em like a slu*t... unless your into that... and theyre into it, then feel free and leave the decent girls for me XD
#14
Quote by scarfacesuit
I learn from experience and not from cheesy romance movies.

as everyone should.... ts has no idea what hes talkin about
/thread
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Oh ****, I just found out I got pwned by Joey! Damn...

Quote by funkbass369
GASPPPP! another one pwned by joey!

Quote by funkyfigure8
Lulz Joey Is Teh Ownage I Want His Penus
#15
Quote by NoobOnZone


Second~BATHE!! no girl would like a stinky boy as her boyfriend...



OMG, thank you so much! I'm going to go try these tips out right now! Who knows how long it has been since my last shower. This should help me out with the ladies immensely.
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#16
you sir, are one kool kat!
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#17
TS- I pity you now... I'm sure you had noble intentions of helping us poor, acne infested internet nerds, but it looks to me like this thread has failed dismally.

There is no going back... It's over.
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#18
Quote by Its_Rock77
becoming batman is the only cure for the guys of UG....


Not me. I was "myself" and 8 months later here we are

If you like music, and she likes music...........BE YOURSELF!!! she'll like you for who you are, if not, she's a bitch
#19
Quote by T.Rextacy
Not me. I was "myself" and 8 months later here we are

If you like music, and she likes music...........BE YOURSELF!!! she'll like you for who you are, if not, she's a bitch


actually, im quite capable of getting girls. that was a joke. just the girls that like me are either:

1. ugly (i know, im kinda shallow.... )
2.annoying
3.both
4.not who i like
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#20
Quote by Its_Rock77
actually, im quite capable of getting girls. that was a joke. just the girls that like me are either:

1. ugly (i know, im kinda shallow.... )
2.annoying
3.both
4.not who i like



My advice is take what you can get lol
#21
Quote by Its_Rock77
actually, im quite capable of getting girls. that was a joke. just the girls that like me are either:

1. ugly (i know, im kinda shallow.... )
2.annoying
3.both
4.not who i like


yeah man..same here...but of course cute and smart ones like me...but nah,thier quiet so i don't know that they like me till a long time later...and tell me bout it,many creepy girls like me...and thier under the option 3...so dam f*cking annoying man,they can like pull your hair and poke you *not down there you pervert* and irritate you like theres no 2morrow...lucky thing we went to seperate schools..*phew*
#22
and yeah...all of us here play instruments right? haha,instruments make them crazy =D well..some i guess...
#23
Quote by NoobOnZone
and yeah...all of us here play instruments right? haha,instruments make them crazy =D well..some i guess...


No, not really. The dumb, ditzy, LiEk ZoMGz!! girls are like that, but many aren't.

EDIT::// NoobOnZone, how old are you? Just out of curiosity...
Needlenick wrote:

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#24
check my profile if you want to know...i think i left somewhere around there...erm,i'm just very young,but yes,i've had many experiences with girls...
#25
keep pr0n in mind. that always helps with teh gurlz
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#26
Quote by burrit0
Oh my, you must get all the females.


Yeah, I know, if I was this guy, I would get laid so much!
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#27
Don't look at the boobs, don't do her on the first date, and don't tell her about that time you masturbated with a dry sponge.

I'm talking to you, Robbienstrat.
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#28
Quote by T.Rextacy
My advice is take what you can get lol


actually, i must be way too mature for my age because i actually want to find someone i enjoy being with and actual love is a possibility. im also currently against premarital sex. but thats just me.


and to the guy who said something about "pr0n". i hope you were being sarcastic, cause doesnt that usually shorten the length of most future marriages because men are "not satisfied"?

Edit: i said actually alot
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#29
Quote by Its_Rock77
just the girls that like me are either:

1. ugly (i know, im kinda shallow.... )
2.annoying
3.both
4.not who i like


Amen, brother.
#30
Quote by scarfacesuit

Rule number 1: There are NO rules.

/thread.


Only SUGGESTIONS.

Off topic
What is sex without love? SEX ITS STILL SEX!!!!

just watched that. hehehe
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#31
Quote by penguin-pirate
Only SUGGESTIONS.

Off topic
What is sex without love? SEX ITS STILL SEX!!!!

just watched that. hehehe


What?
Needlenick wrote:

Dave Grohl has officially literally done everything.
#33
Well.....just to prove you all wrong.....


#1: Cool guys don't always get the girls.

#2: Nerdy guys can be cute.

#3: NoobOnZone....I'm sorry, you're kinda wrong in your assumptions.

-from a girl who knows.
#36
haha,unless the guy knows kung fu...den you beta watch it...unless he learnt kung fu from YOU...den go ahead and slap