Poll: Who would win?
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View poll results: Who would win?
Zombie Wizards
38 34%
Bear Cavalry
73 65%
Voters: 112.
#2
A Lich controling a Army of Zombie Wizards VS a polar bear is way cooler
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#6
Zombies, cos they always tell you to play dead round bears. And zombies have been dead, so they would be uber at it.
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#7
Bear cavalry. But you should really have made Bears With Guns an option.
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#9
Zombie wizards riding bears around casting badass spells at anyone who crosses their with some swashbuckling ninja skills thrown in for good measure. I think we have the ultimate fighting force right there.
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#10
Yeeeeah, zombie wizards ALL the way!
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#11
A zombie is dumb but in a good way and wizards are smart so I don't think that would work to well. If a bear cavalry comes at you just dress up like Boo Boo and they'll cuddle you.

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#16
only if the zombie wizard can lift the bear with magic. Now, I'd like to bring up the issue of strapping bullet proof vests on bears...
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#19
Nay.

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#23
Same way you kill any other zombie! Plus, the bear can eat the corpse after it has been gunned down ensuring there is nothing remaining.

Except a pile of steamy sh*t a couple hours later. (Pwned).
#24
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Same way you kill any other zombie! Plus, the bear can eat the corpse after it has been gunned down ensuring there is nothing remaining.

Except a pile of steamy sh*t a couple hours later. (Pwned).


Yeah but to kill a normal zombie you have to decapitate or burn the ****ers, a Wizard would fireball you way before you got close enough to do that. Plus they can magic all the bears so that they become people rapists and then instead of charging they just turn around and molest their riders.
#25
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Yeah but to kill a normal zombie you have to decapitate or burn the ****ers, a Wizard would fireball you way before you got close enough to do that. Plus they can magic all the bears so that they become people rapists and then instead of charging they just turn around and molest their riders.

This argument has convinced me to vote Zombie Wizards