Poll: What beard?
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Trimmed beard
46 37%
Soul patch
16 13%
Goatee
38 31%
Other
23 19%
Voters: 123.
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#1
I've decided that I want to grow some facial hair because I've noticed how soft my facial features are, and feminine sucks. So UG, my pictures are in my profile. What do you recommend?

1: I'd love a John Frusciante-ish beard, but I don't know how long that would take to grow, probably a few months. Obviously the most metal and manliest on the list.
2: Soul patch: Although I think they look a bit gay, the girl I like suggested that I get one.
3: A goatee: Pretty easy to do and it's a good compromise between the 2, but everyone in my school has cheek length hair and a goatee, and I'd like to set myself apart.
4: Other
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Last edited by MetalMilitia212 at Oct 7, 2007,
#2
One of those real long Chinese ones. They're awesome.

Or a moustache.
#3
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One of those real long Chinese ones. They're awesome.

Or a moustache.

you mean a fu-manchu? hell yea man
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One of those real long Chinese ones. They're awesome.

Or a moustache.

A fu Manchu?
They're so kickass.
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#6
Please dont get one of long , rectangular goatees than ginger metalheads get. I'll love you forever if you don't.
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#8
Don't get a soul patch just because a girl you like suggested it, if you like her then ask her out and when you're going out with her then you can grow it to please her. But don't do it just to get her attention, it won't work.

I also look bad without facial hair so I usually sport a goatee, and because I am lazy, the rest of my face usually has five o'clock shadow. It makes me look much older than I am (people believe me when I say I'm 26, I'm actually 18) and that's a nice benefit, though that's not why I do it.
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#9
or do what dimebag did. grow a beard long n dye it pink
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#10
Apparently you're 16. Do you grow proper facial hair yet, or the stupid bum-fluff? If you don't grow proper man hair yet, please, please don't be one of those teenage idiots who tries to grow facial hair when they don't have proper hair growing yet...
The goatee is usually the best decision imo if you have proper hair growing :p
#11
screw beards grow mutton chops
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#12
Quote by MetalMilitia212
I've decided that I want to grow some facial hair because I've noticed how soft my facial features are, and feminine sucks. So UG, my pictures are in my profile. What do you recommend?

1: I'd love a John Frusciante-ish beard, but I don't know how long that would take to grow, probably a few months. Obviously the most metal and manliest on the list.
2: Soul patch: Although I think they look a bit gay, the girl I like suggested that I get one.
3: A goatee: Pretty easy to do and it's a good compromise between the 2, but everyone in my school has cheek length hair and a goatee, and I'd like to set myself apart.
4: Other


go for a john frusciante beard, then we can call you jesus
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#13
Get a soul patch... Geddy lee is awesome (in general) and he has one. So maybe you can try and be as awesome as him.
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#15
handlebar moustache FTW
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^^handlebar definetly FTW!!!

but get a haircut too, you look weird
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#18
trimmed beard, dude you said it yourself your face naturally looks really soft. and try to keep your eyes a lil more closed. they look really open
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#19
start with a goatee, its simple, everyone loves it. get an electric razor with one of those number attachments to keep it trimmed. i trim mine once a month to keep it all neat and professional looking
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#21
Quote by StonaLemons
Apparently you're 16. Do you grow proper facial hair yet, or the stupid bum-fluff? If you don't grow proper man hair yet, please, please don't be one of those teenage idiots who tries to grow facial hair when they don't have proper hair growing yet...
The goatee is usually the best decision imo if you have proper hair growing :p


exactly what i was going to say

dont bother unless you actualy have propper hair growing not bum fluff
#22
make sure it goes with your new gay haircut!
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#23
lol I have all 3.
I had a goatee and a soul patch for like, a year and a half, and about 2 months ago I started growing a full trimmed beard. it's moving along great, and I like it a lot.

You should try it.
plus, if you're gonna grow a goatee, the soul path goes very well with it.
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#24
I'd def go with a goatee or a soul patch, along with sideburns. They make you look years older. I had gigantic mutton chops for about a year until I recently shaved, and I look a lot younger but not all that different.

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#25
Quote by StonaLemons
Apparently you're 16. Do you grow proper facial hair yet, or the stupid bum-fluff? If you don't grow proper man hair yet, please, please don't be one of those teenage idiots who tries to grow facial hair when they don't have proper hair growing yet...
The goatee is usually the best decision imo if you have proper hair growing :p

Oh god I hate that, that stupid neck fuzz.

Yes I do grow proper facial hair in, I tried to grow a beard last year and learned my mistake.

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#26
If you can't grow a Charles Darwin-esque beard in 6 weeks, you don't grow proper facial hair.
I can't, so i admit defeat and go clean shaven.
#27
You'll look badass with a beard I'm telling you man, judging by your profile pic.
Go for something like this
#28
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You wanna fight?


Oh snap, an internet tough guy.

Anyway, my honest opinion is that you look better without any facial hair.
Sometimes, looking manlier is just not the best option.
#29
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If you can't grow a Charles Darwin-esque beard in 6 weeks, you don't grow proper facial hair.
I can't, so i admit defeat and go clean shaven.

Hmm, maybe not that fast. I have visible facial hair after a day on my upper lip and just below my mouth, does that count?
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#30
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You wanna fight?


how stupid are you? its the caption for your picture
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#31
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lol, winner!

But mate, I'm not coming on to you or anything (I don't think) but you look pretty good already. Have a proper think!
#32
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how stupid are you? its the caption for your picture

Hence the sarcasm.



Cool your jets hotshot.

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lol, winner!

But mate, I'm not coming on to you or anything (I don't think) but you look pretty good already. Have a proper think!


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I really wish I could do those badass beards, but alas, I don't have the budget for such copious amounts of hair gel .
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#34
Kerry King style all the way... with those rubbers in there as he has it.
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#35
handlebar mustache!...or my vote also goes for a paulstache.
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#39
A Daniel Davison one (from Norma Jean).

Ok it's a bit general but still.
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#40
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Red goatee.



ya that would definitely go well with his red complexion and orange nose. but dude, it already looks like you got the chicks. And whats this talk about hair, i dont see any hair...


in all seriousness, id give you one internetz if you had one of these... along the lines of that at least



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