#1
Ok UG, what would you do if you woke up one day and your penis was gone? Like it had been surgicly removed. Or for the ladies, the same for your breast.
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#4
firstly, cut a hole in the front so I could take my daily pre- breakfast piss. after that, go to the doctor. and cry.
#5
i would scream, stop the bleeding then become a girl. it would probably be cheaper since someone already removed junior.
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#8
Quote by stratele
'Mum....Ive lost my penis......'



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#9
I would probably knock myself unconscious, hoping my pleasure stick would be back once I wake up.
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#10
Quote by stratele
'Mum....Ive lost my penis......'





Find the **** who stole it and sow it back on
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#11
steal one from a black guy


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#17
Quote by T.Rextacy
I'd steal yours

You WOULD want mine.

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#19
That detachable penis song is brilliant.

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I wrote this story so many days ago
and the words kept falling onto pages.
Without the loss we can't go on
and with the loss we became strong.

#22
Quote by frusciante_50
i'd improvise something, using a cuban cigar and some luncheon meat


#24
Quote by Twist of fate
And if someone cut out your vagina with a chainsaw?

Penis store FTW!



I don't like that suggestion.

I'm not voting for you now.

I was merely insulting my chest size, not inviting people to a chainsaw party in my pants...
#25
Quote by ctb
Phone Crimewatch. Put posters up all over the Neighbourhood.





"Have you seen this penis? 8====D

Please call 555-593-3123"
#26
Quote by Masonpwiley


"Have you seen this penis? 8====D

Please call 555-593-3123"




"It was this big!"
#27
I'd kill myself D:
Let me tell you about heartache and the loss of god
Wandering, wandering in hopeless night
Out here in the perimeter there are no stars

Out here we is stoned
Immaculate.
#28
wtf would i do if i woke up without boobies!????
i do not ****ing know.. i'd freak out stare in the mirror and then cry
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#29
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
I don't like that suggestion.

I'm not voting for you now.

I was merely insulting my chest size, not inviting people to a chainsaw party in my pants...


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haha
I have zero idea what you mean by that.
#30
Since it's already off, I'd get my penis customized. Like make them interchangeable so I could have a vast array of penile projections


I was merely insulting my chest size, not inviting people to a chainsaw party in my pants...


Um, what?
Last edited by thewho65 at Oct 7, 2007,
#31
Quote by Masonpwiley


"Have you seen this penis? 8====D

Please call 555-593-3123"

LOL, why would you have a picture of your penis to post?

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