#1
Isn't Eric Clapton not a good guitarist
Todays guitarists are a lot better
Someday everybody will realise hes not that good

Anybody could be better than him

John Williams is a far better guatarist
Only Linkin Parks guitarist is worse than him
Keep practicing and in a couple of weeks you'll be better than him
Everyone agrees with me!
#6
Jokes like this aren't particularly funny. Hell, this exact joke has been done before.


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Last edited by yawn at Oct 7, 2007,
#7
Meh i kind of see what your saying, considering some of todays solo artists and metal guitarists. Still though, its all relative to the era.
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#8
Isn't Eric Clapton not a good guitarist
Todays guitarists are a lot better
Someday everybody will realise hes not that good

Anybody could be better than him

John Williams is a far better guatarist
Only Linkin Parks guitarist is worse than him
Keep practicing and in a couple of weeks you'll be better than him
Everyone agrees with me!

Tah Da
#9
Quote by peterom11
Isn't Eric Clapton not a good guitarist

Double negatives don't not hurt my brain.
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#12
Quote by peterom11
Isn't Eric Clapton not a good guitarist
Todays guitarists are a lot better
Someday everybody will realise hes not that good

Anybody could be better than him

John Williams is a far better guatarist
Only Linkin Parks guitarist is worse than him
Keep practicing and in a couple of weeks you'll be better than him
Everyone agrees with me!

Tah Da


Ok
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#13
Eric Clapton was a fantastic guitarist. You try playing the blues like he did. Sure, people can play faster, but you cant play and write the great songs he did.

Go die a horrible death, please.
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#14
Funny!
Unless you don't get it.
Christ, I almost shat myself.
Keep em coming!

Oh, one more thing,
For those who think this isn't funny,
Find a sense of humour!

(sarcasm)
#16
Quote by zippidyduda
Eric Clapton was a fantastic guitarist. You try playing the blues like he did. Sure, people can play faster, but you cant play and write the great songs he did.

Go die a horrible death, please.


If you actually read the thread then posted this you are clearly blind.
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#17
Quote by peterom11
Isn't Eric Clapton not a good guitarist
Todays guitarists are a lot better
Someday everybody will realise hes not that good

Anybody could be better than him

John Williams is a far better guatarist
Only Linkin Parks guitarist is worse than him
Keep practicing and in a couple of weeks you'll be better than him
Everyone agrees with me!

Tah Da



THAT is clever, props
#20
LOL i love how this was closed for like 20 secs and then the mod had another think about it and thought it would be funny to let it run
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#21
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#22
You are just not funny.
*REPORTED*
Cause
1. it's in the wrong forum
2. It's spam
3. it's not funny
4. I hate you.
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#23
Quote by Ur all $h1t
You are just not funny.
*REPORTED*
Cause
1. it's in the wrong forum
2. It's spam
3. it's not funny
4. I hate you.


Yay for clever people with stupid usernames.
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#24
Quote by zippidyduda
Eric Clapton was a fantastic guitarist. You try playing the blues like he did. Sure, people can play faster, but you cant play and write the great songs he did.

Go die a horrible death, please.


Go an hero plz
#25
Quote by filthandfury
Funny!
Unless you don't get it.
Christ, I almost shat myself.
Keep em coming!

Oh, one more thing,
For those who think this isn't funny,
Find a sense of humour!

(sarcasm)

HAHA! TS=pwnt.


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+1

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#26
How exactly is it in the wrong forum, it's a joke?

Fair enough if you don't find it funny, that doesn't exactly merit a *reported* though, does it?
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#27
Quote by nodtomc
LOL i love how this was closed for like 20 secs and then the mod had another think about it and thought it would be funny to let it run


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#28
Quote by doood321
Go an hero plz

"An Hero" eh?
WTF, were you deported from 4chan or something..?
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This man deserves my +1

+1

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#29
Quote by Lord-Hypnos
How exactly is it in the wrong forum, it's a joke?

Fair enough if you don't find it funny, that doesn't exactly merit a *reported* though, does it?

It's the kind of pointless attention seeking garbage that ruins the pit every now and again.
The only possible outcome is that a heap of clapton fans will come in and start a flame war with a bunch of hendrix/vai fans.
It;s not clever.
It's not funny.
It's just spam.
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#30
Quote by Ur all $h1t
It's the kind of pointless attention seeking garbage that ruins the pit every now and again.
The only possible outcome is that a heap of clapton fans will come in and start a flame war with a bunch of hendrix/vai fans.
It;s not clever.
It's not funny.
It's just spam.



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who cares if you found it funny or not. it's still a joke. if you don't like this thread then GTFO and stop seeking attention through pointless arguements.
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#31
Quote by DREAM EVIL 1138
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who cares if you found it funny or not. it's still a joke. if you don't like this thread then GTFO and stop seeking attention through pointless arguements.


+1

If Clapton lovers actually take this seriously after he had pointed out what he did they deserve to be laughed at..
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#34
Yes, Clapton is good. He can kick the **** out of any of today's guitarists any given day.
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