#1
Yes, Yes, I know I wasn't elected to be a candidate, but who needs elections these days? Not you!

If elected President of UG, I will stop Grammer Nazis in their tracks!




I will also issue an all-seeing, all-knowing force of Mods!



I assure you, If elected, my wave of terror will be FAR greater than the old one. Dailys Bu ttsecks, Barrel rolls, and free Icy Hot for all (Mandatory lube)! And no more of this Forum of the Banned nonsense for Nay-sayers. I say we make "Forum of the Banned" into "Grave of the Banned"!



So, whatdya say UGers? Pick the Greater of the Two evils?


Let the New wave of terror begin!!!

#3
The problem with this is that Draken won't put you in the poll, because he's faschist like that.

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#4
Quote by Kensai
The problem with this is that Draken won't put you in the poll, because he's faschist like that.

This englightenment has been brought to you by the Yakult for president campaign.


You misspelled "enlightenment."

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You also misspelled "Fascist."

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#6
Quote by Kensai
The problem with this is that Draken won't put you in the poll, because he's faschist like that.

This englightenment has been brought to you by the Yakult for president campaign.



You misspelled "Fascist", but who am I to talk? I promise to stop Grammer Nazis!


this fun-fact brought to you by the "captainjackass for president" campaign.


^^^EDIT: you edited your post for the fascist spelling. pshhh fascist.
#7
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You misspelled "enlightenment."

This fun fact brought to you by the meh! for president campaign.

You also misspelled "Fascist."

This fun fact brought to you by the Don't Drop the Soap campaign.


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You misspelled "Fascist", but who am I to talk? I promise to stop Grammer Nazis!


this fun-fact brought to you by the "captainjackass for president" campaign.


It's 2 AM and I need glasses you grammar nerds.
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#8
ill vote for you....just because i hate myself.
"Where the Beatles wanted to hold your hand, the Stones wanted to fuck your sister or daughter"

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#11
Quote by Kensai
It's 2 AM and I need glasses you grammar nerds.




No one has ever called me any kind of nerd before.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#15
Since you are a Ron Paul supporter I shall vote for you. We RP supports are of good stock.