#1
Basically I have a project in english, and part of it is to come up with 4 ORIGINAL aphorisms. Which is a lot harder than I thought, becuase everything I've thought of has been said. Do you guys know any original ones you made up that can help me think of a new one? If you don't know what an aphorism is it's a short saying that is full of wit, wisdom and adivce.
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#2
can you give us some examples?
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hmmm, ill give it a shot:

do your own ****ing homework
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did I make that up?....

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that is very good
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I was looking at porn at the computer froze
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You can't unscramble eggs.
....
did I make that up?....

I'm not sure but I doubt it....
i've heard it before. not sure where, but i know i have
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