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My parents were just having sex. I HAVE GONE TO DIE NOW
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#2
You do realize that they did have to do that in order for you to exist, right? It's a part of life. Deal with it.

I play piano and guitar.
Do you play piano?
Add me.
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#10
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My parents were just having sex. I HAVE GONE TO DIE NOW

By parents, you must mean me and your mother
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
lushacrous loves you
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Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
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that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#12
Pics?


(Sorry, had to be said)
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you cant make a male musician choose music or sex, its like asking a fat man twinkie or brownie


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Naomi
it's "I moan" backwards
No, it's I maon.

Phail

I WILL one day rule the world, Pm me with the position you want and Ill see if it is open.
#15
Quote by lushacrous
By parents, you must mean me and your mother


I'm back from dying, and im going to go in to KILL YOU.
I walk up to the door, and Ohhhh, Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm is all I hear.
My Dad went to go to Las Vegas for a school thing, and he just got back. Lights are off and she is helping him "unpack"
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#17
fap fap fap
Lunatics on pogo sticks
Another southern fried freak on a crucifix
Hicks don't mix with politics
People on the street just kickin' to the licks
#20
yesterday my friend was looking through his dad's dresser for some batteries for a distortion pedal. i hear him go "AHHH!" and see him lift up a half empty bottle of "astro-glide" personal lubricant.


it was scarring.
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Dismemberment gives me an erection!
#21
Quote by Dirge Humani
Way to miss out on a threesome bud.


+1
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My first date was nowhere near as bad as your grammar
#24
What, and you're telling me you didnt start fapping!?!?!?
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#25
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This is quality Pit.


... It's not funny.
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#27
^great
On this last beat,

my heart will freeze.

we'll end in harmony.


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I usually get lost after 3 words... maybe it happens to others.
#31
My mom is 42. With wrinkles. You sure about those pics/vids?
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#33
this has made me feel better tho. To bad I have pre ordered razor blades.
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#34
You know what you're supposed to do in that situation, right? Bust in on them while they're doing it and just stare at them. It will make it just as awkward for them as it was for you. Well, unless you have those kinds of parents that...

A: Totally ignore you
B: Say "Are you gonna gawk or shut the door?" or
C: Ask you to join.

In these cases, it would just make it worse. It's a toss up really. I guess you can just flip a coin. What the hell am I going on about??

*walks off in bewilderment*
#35
I HAVE GONE TO DIE NOW


good call
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meh, I've listened to every radiohead album and honestly don't get what everyone loves about them.....


cause you're ****ing stupid

#36
Quote by Dirge Humani
Way to miss out on a threesome bud.

I lol'd.

But yeah, good luck with dying and all that.
It's difficult to win unless you're bored.
#38
happytimeharry, for that adivce I'm voting for you.
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