How far can YOU ejaculate? I once climbed a tree and tried it. Wasn't really that great. But on land, the most I've ever gone is around 34 and 3/4 inches. That was on New Year's day in 2006 in Chicago.

Anybody else?
what the hell do you mean? Does how high your up have anything to do with it?
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
You should try to snipe somebody.
Survivor of the St. John's Lockdown
Quote by SG thrasher

The thread-starter is a legend.
Seriously, who thinks "Shit, i'm gonna die, BRB, Ima' tell UG."?

Quote by The_Paranoia

Congratz man, you are a true, American Hero.
Go Schneiderman!

Gun Facts: Educate Yourself