#1
I'm not running for office. This is meant to be an analysis of the campaigns so far, and the needs of the average UGer

I'm sick of candidates offering me stuff I don't want or need. I know it might just be me, but I'm pretty sure all of us feel this way. Let's take a look at the candidates proposals and or ideas:

Yakult


Yakult says he's able to speak to animals... who gives a ****?
The only animals that come to the pit are already embracing the sweet, cold kiss of death. Do we really need this?

Meh!
Quote by meh!

Interestingly - underneath my benevolent rulership - there would be no crime!


Woah woah woah! No crime?!?! What the hell is he talking about? No crime means no drugs, no consensual rape, no illegal downloads, no masturbation (It is a crime in the eyes of god) UGers love crime, how dare you take it away from us???

C.C. Deville
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dont steal my avatar >=(


Now that's just plain selfish.

happytimeharry
Quote by happytimeharry
For the most part the other candidates seem to be just one in the same.


Look at these two candidates

Jackbutt

Myself101


What's the difference between both candidates?
REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS!
Do we really want a president who doesn't understand the basics of human physiology?
NO.
The one thing both candidates have in common is a smug, intellectual appearance. I shouldn't have to explain why you shouldn't vote for them based on that.

Bubban
Quote by Bubban
oftentimes we end up with failure.


Bubban, it is clear you don't know all of us, most of us have great lives, we're rich and famous.
The failing-portion of the pit is a minority.

Twist of fate


Cookies. I'll go into this later...

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Click on the link and you'll understand why Meths is undeserving of your vote.
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#2
What do UGers really want?
No man could answer that question. Unless his name was Julio1987!

First we want...

We want cupcakes! No candidate has offered us cupcakes. Twist of Fate offered us cookies, but everyone knows cookies are inferior pastry. How dare you poison our stomaches with your filth???

we also want...


Music. UG's common denominator is music. Giveth it us.

We desperately want



A comfortable place to sit on. A couch, a sofa, a chair, we don't care. Just let our butts rest!(That's my motto by the way!)

We could use


Sports. Candidates should promote sports, sitting on our asses in front of the computer isn't really healthy.

The pit needs

Acceptance. Please don't label us.

Our feet need

Rugs. They are weary, care for them.

Also

There's been an increase in accidents in the pit's roads. Road signs will help save lives.

Finally

Winter is approaching. Warm clothes will greatly benefit us.

That's it. If you need more information, check this Thread .
I intended to give the candidates an insight into what the pit really wants. I hope you will listen to my words, in hope for a better future.
Thanks.
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#4
woah man this thread is so deep....
empty the bullets from the chamber
#6
Seems like a big excuse just to post those pics


Not that I'm complaining..
PiT LURK3R


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#8
Your analysis of my campaign FAILS

If you'd bothered to pay ATTWENTION you would have noticed that the man in contorl of crime is an arch Mexican Bandito!

...

YOu think the definition of crime is going to stay the same?

FOOOL

...Those Mexicans do love their cocaine...
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#9
Wait. Are you a candidate? I'm sort of confused. If you are, I'll probably make 279 new accounts just to vote for you (kidding, don't ban me please ). Just for the effort put into this I'd vote for you. On top of effort, it's rather hilarious.
It's difficult to win unless you're bored.
#10
Sir, you are the first man ever to address my needs like that. If were a prominent priest, you'd have my two votes.
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#11
Let me get this straight. I should vote for you because you're offering me something the average 13 year old can find on Google in less than a minute? You just lost yourself one vote.

EDIT: Oh wait, there are captions beneath the photos...My bad
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#12
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Let me get this straight. I should vote for you because you're offering me something the average 13 year old can find on Google in less than a minute? You just lost yourself one vote.


#13
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wow, you have my vote. You're running right?

I really appreciate it, but no. At least not this year. I have enough cupcakes at the moment.


Quote by meh!
Your analysis of my campaign FAILS

If you'd bothered to pay ATTWENTION you would have noticed that the man in contorl of crime is an arch Mexican Bandito!

...

YOu think the definition of crime is going to stay the same?

FOOOL

...Those Mexicans do love their cocaine...

That makes of sense. Still, how would that fix the lack of

?
#14
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#15
I was just skimming through that again, and Allison Stokke is so damn hot. Just so you know.
It's difficult to win unless you're bored.
#17
I ain't voting for anyone, didn't even know about a vote till this thread, don't know what it's for and I'd rather not bother.
#18
Quote by julio1987
Woah woah woah! No crime?!?! What the hell is he talking about? No crime means no drugs, no consensual rape, no illegal downloads, no masturbation (It is a crime in the eyes of god) UGers love crime, how dare you take it away from us???


Actually, under meh!'s benevolent rule, those things won't be crimes because they'll be legal.
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#19
^ too right
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#20
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meh!'s benevolent rule

Quote by Meh!
"It's dangerous to be right when the government is wrong"

That doesn't make sense, and by the way, that quote isn't even originally meh!'s.
#22
Quote by julio1987
That doesn't make sense, and by the way, that quote isn't even originally meh!'s.


Thanks for clearing that one up, Sherlock.


And under meh!'s rule, the government will not be wrong.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#23
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Thanks for clearing that one up, Sherlock.


And under meh!'s rule, the government will not be wrong.



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#24
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You're all communists.


Actually, I think that's just me.

BTW, that quote was taken out of context.
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#25
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Thanks for clearing that one up, Sherlock.


And under meh!'s rule, the government will not be wrong.

I'm confused.

And yes, Bubban's quote was taken out of context, but that's his mistake, not mine.
#27
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is this analysis just promoting large breasts?

I'll answer that with another question:
Are you complaining?
#28
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I'll answer that with another question:
Are you complaining?

umm...i actually don't know
#30
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This thread is more win than any candidate thread.

You should win.

Thank you!
I think Zappp will let me sit on his lap and run the site for christmas
(Because everyone knows the president has no power anyways)
#32
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I loved this thread.

I'm glad, I had to go through a lot of pages in the Picture of Hot Chicks thread to find the pictures. It was hard...


That's what she said.
#33
Quote by julio1987
I'm glad, I had to go through a lot of pages in the Picture of Hot Chicks thread to find the pictures. It was hard...


That's what she said
.

just for that simple combonation of words this thread has won me over. excellent job
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#34
Run! you got my vote.
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#35
Can we forcibly vote a non-official runner in by majority vote? My votes been stolen for sure.
Real eyes realise real lies.
#36
Quote by Zeh
Can we forcibly vote a non-official runner in by majority vote? My votes been stolen for sure.

/blushes...

It's up to the ancient, mystical pit elders or whoever posts the poll.
#38
Well damn. Those were some top-of-the-line pics.


I can't vote for you, but I certainly will value and treasure your electoral thesis.
#39
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