#1
yea walking with my mom and bro to burger king i saw a huge bar fight. in my neighborhood there's like 5 bars,but this is pretty new to me. we were halfway there and we saw a bunch of irish man cursing and beating the **** out of them. at the end i think someone was really really injured badly. he fell on his head blood was coming out and he was not moving. my bro called the cops and they got there pretty fast. u guys ever encountered random violence in the street? another time in colombia i saw this dude get shot 5x in the head. no lies being honest.
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we were halfway there and we saw a bunch of irish man cursing and beating the **** out of them.


out of who?
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i saw a guy get his orbital bone smashed at a concert once and his eye was rolling randomly in its socket it was awesome
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#5
I was at a hardcore show my band played at. Big buff dudes were hardcore dancing but these were like tuff guy hardcore so they base their lives on being hardasses so the would come by where people who didnt wanna get their ass kicked were standing and hit them. So there had already been a fight but it was no big deal. The last and heaviest most brutal band was playing and this guy did a flip kick or some crazy **** and kicked a guy on the side in the face. So naturally, the guy got pissed and hit the guy in the face while he was on the ground. Apparently, that is the WRONG thing to do at a tuff guy hardcore show cause EVERYONE, about 50 people, beat the **** out of that guy.
#7
does police brutality count because I saw some comps stop on a mentaly retarded dudes chest. No joke it was like 5 on one. The dude died five hours later from crushed lungs.

EDIT: this is for the guy below me
The police where I live will shoot you if they think your dangerous.
So they would just cap me right there
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does police brutality count because I saw some comps stop on a mentaly retarded dudes chest. No joke it was like 5 on one. The dude died five hours later from crushed lungs.


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does police brutality count because I saw some comps stop on a mentaly retarded dudes chest. No joke it was like 5 on one. The dude died five hours later from crushed lungs.

EDIT: this is for the guy below me
The police where I live will shoot you if they think your dangerous.
So they would just cap me right there


wtf where do u live man?
#10
Wow. Your such a liar.

They're only Irish if they're drinking and beating WOMEN.

EDIT: But seriously folks, I had a really scary dream just like this not too long ago.

My mom and I were going to a place called the Pink Floyd Hangout (I wish it was real...) and there were these two bars across the street from each other right by it and people were throwing bottles at each other and shooting firearms out the wazoo. I was real scerd.
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#12
I saw a Bouncer beat up this drunk guy and a goth that got into a fight with a preacher guy in the city at like 11pm.
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#13
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I was at a hardcore show my band played at. Big buff dudes were hardcore dancing but these were like tuff guy hardcore so they base their lives on being hardasses so the would come by where people who didnt wanna get their ass kicked were standing and hit them. So there had already been a fight but it was no big deal. The last and heaviest most brutal band was playing and this guy did a flip kick or some crazy **** and kicked a guy on the side in the face. So naturally, the guy got pissed and hit the guy in the face while he was on the ground. Apparently, that is the WRONG thing to do at a tuff guy hardcore show cause EVERYONE, about 50 people, beat the **** out of that guy.



I thought i was bad at putting a sentence together...


about 50 people? i find it hard to believe 50 people attacked 1 guy...its physically impossible to be attacked by 50 people at once..
#14
It wasn't a fight as I was smart enough not to do anything back, but I was forcibly removed from a bar one night by the bouncer (HUGE dude), the owner and some of his friends. I know, you probably think I did something to deserve it, but I wasn't drunk to the point of not being able to control myself and I don't know why they were so pissed.

To be honest, the strangest part was that before this happened a guy came up to me when I was in the restroom (I was in the process of peeing at the time) and started threatening me like I had done something horrible to him. I had never seen him before and I kept asking why he was so pissed, but he wouldn't tell me. I still don't know what I did to piss everyone off that night.
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#15
Yes, my grandmother's house in Mexico is accross the corner from a bar.
The most memorable fight involved a midget. (sadly, he wasn't wearing a sombrero, it would have been hilarious). I was about 7.
Anyways, he was fighting with some guy outside the bar. After getting his ass kicked, he left, returned with a large metal pole, and seeing that there was no one outside, he jammed it in the bar door handles so that no one could get out. My uncle ended up taking the metal bar out.

In another story, someone had gotten their ass severely beaten, so naturally, someone called an ambulance. Seeing as how the nearest hospital was only about half a mile away, the ambulance should have been there in minutes. 30 minutes pass, and 3 paramedics show up RUNNING, wheezing, and pushing a stretcher. Their ambulance had run out of gas halfway there.

Mexico is hilarious.
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Quote by danilo19
I was at a hardcore show my band played at. Big buff dudes were hardcore dancing but these were like tuff guy hardcore so they base their lives on being hardasses so the would come by where people who didnt wanna get their ass kicked were standing and hit them. So there had already been a fight but it was no big deal. The last and heaviest most brutal band was playing and this guy did a flip kick or some crazy **** and kicked a guy on the side in the face. So naturally, the guy got pissed and hit the guy in the face while he was on the ground. Apparently, that is the WRONG thing to do at a tuff guy hardcore show cause EVERYONE, about 50 people, beat the **** out of that guy.


Holy shit that's awesome.
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Yes, my grandmother's house in Mexico is accross the corner from a bar.
The most memorable fight involved a midget. (sadly, he wasn't wearing a sombrero, it would have been hilarious). I was about 7.
Anyways, he was fighting with some guy outside the bar. After getting his ass kicked, he left, returned with a large metal pole, and seeing that there was no one outside, he jammed it in the bar door handles so that no one could get out. My uncle ended up taking the metal bar out.

In another story, someone had gotten their ass severely beaten, so naturally, someone called an ambulance. Seeing as how the nearest hospital was only about half a mile away, the ambulance should have been there in minutes. 30 minutes pass, and 3 paramedics show up RUNNING, wheezing, and pushing a stretcher. Their ambulance had run out of gas halfway there.

Mexico is hilarious.


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#19
for some reason, my friends insist on drinking in an absolute **** hole, so i've seen many a bar room brawl.

i've seen a guy burst in and shoot someone in the leg over a cocaine debt, i've seen a guy who was just standing at the back of the carpark cracking a 20foot long bullwhip.

one of the best though, was a good 8 man brawl that spilled out into the car park. a few people followed including the landlord, and we were just innocently watching when all of a sudden, some random leapt out of a bush and swung a fantastic cross right at the landlord, who was just watching this unrelated fight. the punch flopped him out and broke his jaw and the puncher ran off down the street.

in a strange display or respect for the landlord, the 8 or so guys who were rucking in the first place stopped fighting, then started chasing after the guy who punched the landlord. all very strange.

also, i didnt actually see this, but someone leaving the same pub got drive-by(d) with a crossbow. yes, a ****ing crossbow.
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in a strange display or respect for the landlord, the 8 or so guys who were rucking in the first place stopped fighting, then started chasing after the guy who punched the landlord. all very strange.




Not strange its right because that is probably their favourite bar and they dont want the bar closing down!!!

I also take offence to those remarks about the Irish. Us Irish do not beat our women. They are American Irish.

Americans are vicious bastards so they beat their women.
#21
dazzler 16, to sum up your post, it goes like this

on topic

anti racism comment

racist comment

just found that wierd...


this thread is funny as, keep going guys!
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yea walking with my mom and bro to burger king i saw a huge bar fight. in my neighborhood there's like 5 bars,but this is pretty new to me. we were halfway there and we saw a bunch of irish man cursing and beating the **** out of them. at the end i think someone was really really injured badly. he fell on his head blood was coming out and he was not moving. my bro called the cops and they got there pretty fast. u guys ever encountered random violence in the street? another time in colombia i saw this dude get shot 5x in the head. no lies being honest.


Ok so you saw a guy catch five bullets with his head and you come in here screaming murder about a bloody barfight? Tell us more about this colombian guy, and pics please, or it didn't happen.
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#23
bouncers and security guards quite regularly remove id numbers and kick the crap outta ppl
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Ok so you saw a guy catch five bullets with his head and you come in here screaming murder about a bloody barfight? Tell us more about this colombian guy, and pics please, or it didn't happen.


it did happen y would i think "oh i just saw someone get shot i need to take a pic so i could have proof for a forum i'll join in 3 years"
#25
I work in a nightclub, and I see countless fights every single night. Some of the former doorstaff where I work went on trial because they had to remove some guy from the premises, and as he was fighting back, also had to restrain him. However he had a heart condition and didn't get back up.

They were found not guilty last year sometime.
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#28
once, when me and my family were at some smallish town we were walking down the main street and right outside the town hall we saw some guy get punched and fall down. we kept walking but heard some sirens a minute later. couldve been cops or ambulance, i dont know. its not that exciting, but its the only proper "fight" ive seen.

slightly off topic but this stories sorta interesting;
a chick (ok, she was a slut), who had been expelled from the private school i go to. she started going to a public school just up the road from. one day she visited our school (obviously wagging). a teacher told her to go away, so she (the slut) called her a bitch, spat on her, and left. its not really interesting, but it is if you go to a private school like mine. (which reminds me of the time a teacher was banned from using the computers because he had been playing halo during class time, with the students in his class.)
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#29
I got my ass kicked by a bouncer on friday , it was my fault I picked the fight. I have never been so drunk in my life...
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