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#1
well me and my friend decided to set fire in this ditch and the cops found us they took down our info and stuff but they were also preety cool about it they were all "dont do it again". are they gonna call my parents ? im only 14 i dont wanna die
#3
Little children shouldn't go playing with big bad fire if they're terrified of their parents finding out.
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The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

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#5
How the hell should we know?
My style is impetuous.
My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
I want your heart.
I want to eat your children.

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#6
No they won't, but i don't live in New Jersey and have no idea how the police system works there .
#9
The cops have better things to worry about in Jersey.
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
#10
act stupid :P
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#11
well.........umm i tried to run...............but i told them its because i peeded on the flames which i did
#15
Quote by Mortimouser
dude. go down ta there cop satino and shoot em up and kick some butt due.d


i dont really like grand theft auto
#16
They would have called your parents on the spot if they were going to because your a minor.
#18
Quote by d3mon slay
i dont really like grand theft auto



I gott some aakas and ammus in ma garagge u come over and gte it and its free ta hlep ur slefl duiuede
#19
Quote by Moggan13
Your freakin' out man?
Dude, your trippin'??
CANDY BAR!

funny thing is they did they think i was high
#21
your dead. the cops are just waiting for you to relax, then its off to jail for your life sentence.
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#22
Pfft, you got busted... n00b.
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#23
Quote by The Evil Hat
your dead. the cops are just waiting for you to relax, then its off to jail for your life sentence.

Yup. Lots of big guys in there that are dying to be friends with young boys. Halloween will be fun
#24
-\_/-
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it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#25
Calm down, it's fine, nothings going to happen, just don't get caught again.

What are they going to say "Em, mam, we caught your son setting fire to a ditch". There's a lot worse things you could be doing. I'm sure every guy your age has lit a few small fires, I know I did, the cops wont care.
#26
Ludacris knows what to do.

AHH, you just came home from doin a bid
Tell me whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOOOOOOL
Somebody broke in and cleaned out your crib
BOY whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOOOOOOL
Just bought a new pair and they scuffed your shoes
Tell me whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOOOOOOL
Now them cops tryna throw you in them county blues
BOY whatcha gon do?

ACT A FOOOOOOOL
#27
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Dude

You fail.

listen to this man, hes just a genious YOU FAIL
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#28
Why did you light a fire? fuucking tool.
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#30
Quote by d3mon slay
so are they gonna call? ive been waiting at the phone for 2+ hours now

NO THEY ARENT
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good night
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#31
im paranoid dude!!!!!!!! ive never smoked pot or drink and i had access to this and it was only small fires and i get got for it!?
#32
Quote by hyroglyph!c
Why did you light a fire? fuucking tool.


i only lit it because its fun and my town is so freaking boring its not even funny anymore. only thing to do here is listen to music play guitar and light fires
#35
Setting a ditch on fire is fun?

News to me.
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#36
Don't let it get to you too much...

If you're parents ground you, so what? Just go into their room and ********* them.
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#37
It is^
To Crackhead
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#39
the fact that you told the cops your real name is kinda sad.
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