#3



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Is it odd that I get an erection every time RageAgainst... posts?

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#5
Quote by Mortimouser
shuld be reported


I did include a disclaimer.
Friends, applaud the comedy is over.


I'd dance with you but...


#9



I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


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#12
Quote by Mortimouser
the world today iz dumbd



you honestly get offended by watching nazi soldiers marching?
#13
Quote by Mortimouser
the world today iz dumbd
i can only hope that was supposed to be ironic or something of the sort...
Quote by Stephen Colbert
Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions.
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Is it odd that I get an erection every time RageAgainst... posts?

President of "Colbert Nation "
#14
Quote by RageAgainst...
i can only hope that was supposed to be ironic or something of the sort...


wuz ironic dudeueueu.1?
#15
Quote by Mortimouser
shuld be reported


Let me get this right...

my father's country was occupied by Nazi Germany.

My mother was bullied throughout school in Scotland because she's half German. Every time she went to Germany to see family as a child, her mother was ridiculed and humiliated by Nazi-sympathisers.

I have more right to be "offended" by these than most people on this site (except any Jewish people, obviously), and yet I'm not. People need to lighten the f*ck up.
#16
To Mortimouser....or screen-name to that effect:

Please leave. I think it's clear to everyone that I didn't mean anything offensive. I'm not that sort. And the lovely people of UG know that.


Right?
Friends, applaud the comedy is over.


I'd dance with you but...


#17
Quote by Napalmdeth
you honestly get offended by watching nazi soldiers marching?


hecks yea.


welz ma vid diddnt work soooo oi figreruded it was sdumb
#18
Mortimouser, you need to die very slowly and painfully.

To the threadstarter, congrats. you made me laugh.
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#19
Quote by Child In Time
To Mortimouser....or screen-name to that effect:

Please leave. I think it's clear to everyone that I didn't mean anything offensive. I'm not that sort. And the lovely people of UG know that.


Right?


haha. Guys calm down, I didn't even watch the dang vid. But it's funny to me that people tell me to lighten up while they are working themselves into a frenzy.
#20
Quote by Archetype00
Mortimouser, you need to die very slowly and painfully.

To the threadstarter, congrats. you made me laugh.


Such as yourself.


Sam?