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#1
I Know Its Not Caturday but i found this and its amazing xD

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

someones translated the bible into lolcat talk xD take a look its good
All Aboard The Phail Boat

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I thought this was gonna be a "I didn't mean to get my sister pregnant! Is she just overreacting after I raped her?" thread
#3
Y'know, usually I'm kind of a laid back gal. If someone wants to spend their time doing something seemingly pointless then okay. I can live with it.

But seriously, who spends their time doing a bad translation of the bible into something which will mean nothing in the next few years?
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#5
Omg do these people have lives?
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#7
Quote by Dinkydaisy
Y'know, usually I'm kind of a laid back gal. If someone wants to spend their time doing something seemingly pointless then okay. I can live with it.

But seriously, who spends their time doing a bad translation of the bible into something which will mean nothing in the next few years?


Mean nothing? pfft! I'm starting a new church - who's with me?
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#8
Quote by Kensai
Mean nothing? pfft! I'm starting a new church - who's with me?



hell ye!
#9
Quote by Kensai
Mean nothing? pfft! I'm starting a new church - who's with me?


Pope Kensai of the LOLCAT church?

I'm in!
#10
That is wonderfully terrible. I like it.
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#11
Quote by Dinkydaisy
Y'know, usually I'm kind of a laid back gal. If someone wants to spend their time doing something seemingly pointless then okay. I can live with it.

But seriously, who spends their time doing a bad translation of the bible into something which will mean nothing in the next few years?

Well, I'm with you DinkyDaisy, but my biggest fear is that we're in the miniscule minority here
#12
Will this church be a UG group?
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#13
1. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat was invisible, and he maded the skiez and da earths, but he did not eated it.


#14
When was that ever funny?
My style is impetuous.
My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious.
I want your heart.
I want to eat your children.

-Mike Tyson
#15
Quote by 7DaySkeptic
Well, I'm with you DinkyDaisy, but my biggest fear is that we're in the miniscule minority here


I'm agreeing. That kind of talk can be funny on the pictures, but a whole book of it?

I join your noble cause!
#16
Haha i want to join the church of lolcat
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#18
Quote by 7DaySkeptic
Well, I'm with you DinkyDaisy, but my biggest fear is that we're in the miniscule minority here


I am with you both.


I was expecting LolCat pictures in Biblical themes....if you know what I mean.
Friends, applaud the comedy is over.


I'd dance with you but...


#19
Quote by Kensai
Mean nothing? pfft! I'm starting a new church - who's with me?

i discovered our bible, that so gets me in right?
All Aboard The Phail Boat

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I find you calling me a fat wanker offensive



Quote by gallagher2006
I thought this was gonna be a "I didn't mean to get my sister pregnant! Is she just overreacting after I raped her?" thread
#20
Quote by MedicreDemon
Will this church be a UG group?


Good idea!

http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/lolcatchurch/

Join, my brethren!

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i discovered our bible, that so gets me in right?


You can be a minister!
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#21
I'm joining the church only if we get to go on cool crusades and kill all that don't believe in Cieling Cat. DinkyDaisy shall be converted by sword. Wow I just realized I bet this is how Christianity started.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#22
31. And Ceiling Cat watched tehm mastrubait, and, Beholdt, teh good enouf for releaze as version 0.8a. kthx bai.


OH MY GOD
#23
I love this so much..... Lmao....


EDIT: OMFG.

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There's nothing illogical about slavery.
#24
Quote by Constantine
I love this so much..... Lmao....


EDIT: OMFG.



OH MY GOD.

No wait.

OH MY LOLCAT.

Win.
#25
That is really sad.
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#26
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That is really sad.


YOUR FACE is "really sad".
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#29
...........................................................................................................................wow.........
#30
HAHAHA I laughed so hard my manboobs slapped me in the face!
Quote by p o e
lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

my hats off to you IbanezSA160, you have embodied the Pit into one little poem
#33
Can I be a member of the Lolcatchurch please?
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

my hats off to you IbanezSA160, you have embodied the Pit into one little poem
#35
I never found the Caturday pics to be that funny really. Except Tank Cat. I lol'ed.

Waste.


Of.


Time.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


-Jimi Hendrix-

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#37
Quote by Dinkydaisy
Y'know, usually I'm kind of a laid back gal. If someone wants to spend their time doing something seemingly pointless then okay. I can live with it.

But seriously, who spends their time doing a bad translation of the bible into something which will mean nothing in the next few years?

I was just about to say, that is the most pathetic ****ing thing I've ever seen in my life.

This guy must have spent countless hours just wasting away on something like this. Jesus...

I wonder if he'll EVER get laid.
#38
Anyone can join the church! Moderation powers will be given to the one who can help me upload a display pic for it (I keep getting a "wrong file format" even though it's .jpg and within the required sizes)

Quote by Constantine
I would join, if I could figure out how to use this silly groups thing. X_X


Just go here http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/lolcatchurch/ and click "join this group"!
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Last edited by Kensai at Oct 8, 2007,
#40
Quote by Archaon
I was just about to say, that is the most pathetic ****ing thing I've ever seen in my life.

This guy must have spent countless hours just wasting away on something like this. Jesus...

I wonder if he'll EVER get laid.


You realize that it's more than one person, right?

It's like wikipedia, where anyone who wants to input a verse, can do so, provided that it's similar to the events of the Bible, and that it's gramatically LOLCAT correct.
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There's nothing illogical about slavery.
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