#1
I think i might have Tourettes Syndrome i keep having ticks and **** and i have to put my arms in a weird postion a lot do u think i might have tourettes?
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#2
Go ask a fucking doctor. There are many things that can cause a tic, not just tourettes.
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#3
You know, it's one thing hwen someone is worried about a rash and asks UG for help, but, ****ing tourettes man?
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#4
Ask a doctor, not UG.
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#5
Go to a doctor retard.
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#6
haha yeah i knwo i just thought to ask now for some reason
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#7
lol ive seen a lot of funny medical questions asked in UG but this is ridiculous, how the FU.CK are we supposed to know?
#8
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Go to a doctor retard.


That's not exactly a self-esteem building comment but....
#9
That doesn't make any sense TS.


*bends neck and snaps fingers*
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Condemned by what you condemned before
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Underground is your joy your laws
#10
Could be OCD also, Tourettes tends to involve verbal stuff too. If you're concerned go ask a doctor.
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#11
This reminds me of the new South Park that premiered a few days ago
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#12
I'm torn between "pix or it didnt happen" and "rub icy hot in it"

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#13
yes... yes, you have tourettes! Dont go to a doctor, lock yourself inside a room. Dont go out, you´ll infect others.
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I'm torn between "pix or it didnt happen" and "rub icy hot in it"

How to flame, how to flame, how to flame?



Better to just shut up then instead of ruining someone's life and being as far from funny as possible...
#16
I THINK... Tourettes is hereditary and that you either have it when you're born or never.
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Seriously wtf was that?
#19
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That doesn't make any sense TS.


*bends neck and snaps fingers*



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#21
Stop saying he needs to go to the doctor, UG always knows what's wrong with you.

TS, you have AIDS.
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#22
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Stop saying he needs to go to the doctor, UG always knows what's wrong with you.

TS, you have AIDS.


And UG has the cure for everything, too.

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Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#23
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And UG has the cure for everything, too.

Threadstarter, Icyh.....wait..*flameshield* Icyhot.



That was both funny and original.
#24
Doesn't seem like Tourettes because that normally involves verbal stuff. See a doctor and get it treated.
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#26
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Better to just shut up then instead of ruining someone's life and being as far from funny as possible...


flaming = ruining someones life?

interesting thesis
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#27
unless it is causing problems in everyday life it probably doesn't even matter if you have tourettes or not. you'll just waste money going to the doctor and your quality of life will be unaffected.
#28
Weird that this pops up right after the South Park premiere.....

"Piss!!!.....Piss out my Ass!!!!"

But seriously, go to a doctor.
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#30
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flaming = ruining someones life?

interesting thesis



No, mentioning barrel rolls, icy hot etc kills me a little inside. Anything and everything is funnier than that.
#31
I'd post a vid of Tourette's Guy, but I'm not sure if that's allowed.


No, mentioning barrel rolls, icy hot etc kills me a little inside. Anything and everything is funnier than that.

Nothing is funnier than barrel rolls. Icy hot gets annoying though.