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#1
I think I may have it there is a large lump on my neck and well how do I get rid of Cancer???? Any suggestions?
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#2
seriously?

if you honestly think it's cancer than what the hell are you doing asking us?
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#4
Take a lighter and burn the lump off. No more Cancer.

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#5
How do you get rid of it?! lmao!!

Try a doctor and maybe surgery. What did you expect from UGers? did expect us to send you a herbal remedy or something?
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Go to the vet.



lol nice 1
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#7
If you have I'm sorry... But don't UG. You won't get anything serious out of here. So far the you've got "good" answers... Sure it's not a football though?
#8
for the love of God, see a doctor!
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#11
2 options:

a) stick your head in the microwave
b) go to the doctor

since you're asking UG about cancer... I'll suggest a), for natural selection's sake.
#14
u know it might be a cyst. I have one on the top of my forehead that I'm getting removed this week, they're harmless.
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#15
Nah I'm not serious I'm just poking fun at the tourrettes thread with a more serious thing lol
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#16
Stick your head in a microwave for 6 minutes on high. Its the cure for cancer. I promise.
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#17
probably a gland, everynow and then a gland sticks out on my body, and im fine tbh
#18
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Nah I'm not serious I'm just poking fun at the tourrettes thread with a more serious thing lol

I've said it once, and I'll say it again... subtle sarcasm doesn't work on the internet...
#20
"how do I get rid of Cancer????"



But it's more liekly that you have glandular fever, go to a doctor
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#21
goiter?
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#22
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I've said it once, and I'll say it again... subtle sarcasm doesn't work on the internet...


I was trying to look serious to get like 30 million rub icy hot on it jokes.
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#23
is it hard or soft?
does it move or is it stuck in one place?
do you smoke?
how old are you?
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#25
It could be a cyst or a goiter. God help us if you're living in a civilized society in the present day and are able to get a goiter. You'd have to eat massive amounts of uniodinized sodium to get one.
#26
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UG IS NOT A FRIGGIN DOCTER!!!!!


It's clearly not a dictionary, either.
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#28
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Nah I'm not serious I'm just poking fun at the tourrettes thread with a more serious thing lol


1. You're an asshole.

2. My sig says it all about UG's medical credentials.

Daft n I'll be able to tell you where you have thick and thin skin, and thats the range of our expertees (no idea who else are med students here).
#29
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#30
quick, kill yourself before it has a chance to spread!!! It can't spread if there's no living cells to spread to, it'll never expect that!
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#31
Go to a doctor, quick. Most cancer is curable if found early.
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#33
Cancer's easy to cure, all you need to do is spin round in circles. 100 clockwise then 100 anti-clockwise should do the trick. Why bother with a doctor...
#34
Cancer?.. wow... I hope you don't go on to be any form of doctor...

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You: Sorry, 'fraid it's Cancer
Patient: You haven't even looked yet....
You: It's cancer...what other explanation could it be???
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#36
i had kidney cancer...i just had surgery and they removed the tumor, lucky for me the tumor didn't expand to other parts so they only had to remove my kidney
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#37
Quote by tayroar
I think I may have it there is a large lump on my neck and well how do I get rid of Cancer???? Any suggestions?


If any of us knew how to get rid of cancer, why on earth would we be hanging in the pit rather than selling the cure off to the highest bidder for our own personal gain?
#38
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If any of us knew how to get rid of cancer, why on earth would we be hanging in the pit rather than selling the cure off to the highest bidder for our own personal gain?



Why not?
#39
Only way to cure cancer is to drink your own urine, go for it
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#40
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Daft n I'll be able to tell you where you have thick and thin skin, and thats the range of our expertees (no idea who else are med students here).





So that's all you've learnt in the first few weeks or whatever of uni? You'd think they would start with somehing slightly more interesting...
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