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#1
Okay, so we all know this is just a big ol' popularity contest...


...so I guess it's a good thing I'm so freakin' popular!

Why you should vote for me:

-I've been here longer than those other douchebags (unless David runs, but who cares about him)

-I'm not that much of a queer

-I put out

-Kong trousers fit me well

-I started the ORIGINAL punk chat before most of you nubs were even here

-I didn't start *-) but it wasn't cool until I started doing it

-I LOVE YOU ALL!

-I found you guys topless pics of Debbie Harry

-Did I mention I love you all?

-I'm like, really really rediculously good looking

-BrianApocolypse can be kind of a dick sometimes (only joking, I wuv you brian)
#2
I think a vote for sargasm is a vote for fascism so vote for StreetLight. Good luck anyway though.
Last edited by StreetLight3989 at Oct 8, 2007,
#3
You had me at kong trousers.
Quote by CowsWithGuns
I've been busy getting drunk and yelling at endangered species for being pussies. It's a dehydrating job but someone has to do it.
#5
I'm probably voting for you as you have a Bowie avatar. But Brian does make me feel all fuzzy...
DOWN&OUT
#6
Jett + Jordan = forever

seriously though...
Quote by CowsWithGuns
I've been busy getting drunk and yelling at endangered species for being pussies. It's a dehydrating job but someone has to do it.
#7
Should I make a thread? I don't think I have a chance
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#8
d00dz totally v0tz 4 0utlawmetaler hez totally tr00 ponx

sargasnm is a ****in poser tr00 ponx don'ts listen to that fag david bowie
tr00 ponx listen to corrosion of confornity DOA and the casualties


jk
Guitars
Gretsch corvette
Epiphone SG special

Effects
RP350
big muff pi
crybaby wah
RC-2 loop station

Amps
Spider II 15W
Bugera 333XL 212
#9
Quote by waterproofpie
Jett + Jordan = forever

seriously though...


You're makin' my heart all pitter-patter
DOWN&OUT
#10
Jordan, as president will you constantly advocate appreciation for Rocky Horror and acceptance that some of us UG Punx-erz are just into dressin' up like chicks/d00ds?
Quote by CowsWithGuns
I've been busy getting drunk and yelling at endangered species for being pussies. It's a dehydrating job but someone has to do it.
#11
Quote by waterproofpie
Jordan, as president will you constantly advocate appreciation for Rocky Horror and acceptance that some of us UG Punx-erz are just into dressin' up like chicks/d00ds?



i know i will.


a vote for john is a vote for finally acceptance for crossdressers everywhere!!
#12
Quote by waterproofpie
Jordan, as president will you constantly advocate appreciation for Rocky Horror and acceptance that some of us UG Punx-erz are just into dressin' up like chicks/d00ds?



As president, I won't do anything different than usual.


...so the answer is yes.
#13
Quote by sargasm
As president, I won't do anything different than usual.


...so yeah.



Quote by CowsWithGuns
I've been busy getting drunk and yelling at endangered species for being pussies. It's a dehydrating job but someone has to do it.
#14
Ahhhhhhhh! So many great candidates. Let's just start an oligarchy.

Edit: A punxigarchy, if you will.
Last edited by opivy21 at Oct 8, 2007,
#16
I'm not making one of those spamvertisement banners that everyone has

someone can make one for me though
#17
sargasm do you wanna skank?
Propaganda does not deceive people; it merely helps them to deceive themselves-Eric Hoffer

Quote by GannonBracewell

CBGB wants to be famous like the others such as Green Day and Offspring. They don't want to be a underground punk band.
#19
But if you're always skanking, when do we do other fun stuff, Jordan?
#22
Quote by ss311
But if you're always skanking, when do we do other fun stuff, Jordan?



I always want to skank, but I still do it in moderation.
#23
Moderation is good.

You're all so damn seductive! Who do I vote for :'(
#24
Quote by ss311
Moderation is good.

You're all so damn seductive! Who do I vote for :'(

Soup-Is-Good-Food-erBlob. Bettering everyone else all day long.

Obviously.
FUCK YOU! GET PUMPED!
#25
Quote by ss311
Moderation is good.

You're all so damn seductive! Who do I vote for :'(

It's true, sargasm seduced my wife. He's so damn seductive that I don't even hate 'em for it, way to go sar, up top!

#26
Don't forget to not vote for jordan.

Surely you guys remember the time he described the jewish community as "kike firewood"?
#34
Quote by GreenDayChris
Ha ha. Southern pansy.

Soup-Is-Good-Food-erBlob. Bettering everyone else all day long.

Just wondering, what would I be? I have a geordie dad, a mum from the middle, and I live in the south
FUCK YOU! GET PUMPED!
#35
A mess, most definitely not fit for any position of power, for example a presidency?
Super Leeds and Classy Cas!
#37
Quote by sargasm
bump because wtf why am I on the second page

Not enough cowbell.
Unlike a certain candidate...
Journalism is just a gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that's all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.
#39
I've been doing some research about sargasm's campaign.

It turns out he's been duping you... he's been into pussy all along!
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