I need some quotes about music or life that is just really deep or funny. If it's deep or funny, it doesn't have to be limited to music or life. But no random quotes.

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Information is not knowledge,
Knowledge is not wisdom,
Wisdom is not truth,
Truth is not beauty,
Beauty is not love,
Love is not music,
And music is the best
-Frank Zappa
"Its not rape if you like it" I dont understand the question
Quote by Shattuck
I need some music that makes you envision a dark room illuminated by only candles and perhaps a creepy middle aged man in a bathrobe.

Quote by Skullbolt
Rape: Is it in you?
a great man once said these two words.
and they ring true to this day
and those words are...

..."search bar"
Quote by david_highland
Uh oh......you just had to go and piss off danielrobbyshor, now we're all ****ed.

Quote by Grundy0
How can an orgy be 'Nazi-style'? What did he stop halfway through and incinerate a jew?
Off the Pigs!
-Huey P. Newton
I got in everyone's hostile little face. Yes, these are bruises from fighting. Yes, I'm comfortable with that. I am enlightened.
Funky Muthafucka Of The Bass Militia. PM Nutter_101 To Join.
UG Irish Clan-Póg mo thóin
Quote by Caustic
Beast Within, you're awesome.
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Traynor YCV50
Fender FMT HH Tele
Mesa Boogie 2ch Triple Rectifier
2 1x12 custom Theile cabs
ISP Decimator
Krank Kranshaft
Boss BF-2 Flanger
BBE Sonic Maximizer
Should we invade Iran? We only need 300 soldiers.
-Stephen Colbert
Quote by 6079 Smith W
One time I had this chick setting on my lap, sucking on my neck, unbuttoning my pants when one of my friends walked in and ruined the whole thing. To be fair though, she was his girlfriend.

Shoopin' that whoop since before you were born, son.
"I'm not afraid of dying, I just dont want to be there when it happens."
-Woody Allen
"Strangers passing in the street, by chance two separate glances meet, and I am you and what I see is me."
This. Is. Spartaaaaaaaaaaaa

EDIT: UG doesn't let me do caps? :O
Quote by HuckIt
I met this chick I really liked and wanted to practice sex, so I practiced on some guy I met at a gas station...
"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!"
-Ralph Wiggum
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
lushacrous loves you
Quote by blake1221
Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
Quote by Gunpowder
that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

You dont burn out from going too fast, you burn out from going too slow and getting bored-(something like this) Cliff Burton
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Moser Arachnid
Fender Jazz MIM
Digitech Bass Driver
Morley Dual Bass Wah
Genz Benz GBE750
Genz Benz GB410T-XB2
"Music to me is not music to most." -buckethead
Quote by Lil Macker
I voted 9, cause I would only let my mum give me a handjob...

Quote by brennsy
SathiaSun for president

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i'm paraphrasing and I'm not sure about the source, but..
"If rape is inevitable, lie back and enjoy it."
To Live is to Die. To Die is to Live.
This only is good if you believe in an afterlife though.
I would like to know if anyone likes this cu I thought it up.
I like to write, and support Chemistry For Improved Life.

Please, recommend me any bands or artists of any genre or medium. Paintings, poets, writers, books, paintings, songs, musicians.

Anything, anything at all. Please.
"If by noise you mean unwanted sound, then to me, pop music is noise" - Merzbow
Quote by pimpinazndude
^ wut he said


or some deep quote from fight club
Quote by bpoeoanry
go back to sleep
Waking up with boobs? Is there a visine for that.