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#4
I'd say "that's too bad," sip my generic soda/sports drink, and walk away.
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#5
I'd do a whole lotta drugs and have a lot of sex!!!
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#7
She wouldn't be wearing the bikini anymore.
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But they have to be sarcastic or something... or just messing around.

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#9
I'd shoot her in the head and yell "you were off by 9 days!"
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#12
rape her and then go on a raping spree (if there is such a thing)

if i'm going to die in 10 days who cares if i'm arrested and put in jail
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#13
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I'd shoot her in the head and yell "you were off by 9 days!"




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Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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#14
Say "that's a shame" and walk away.

Seinfield style.
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#15
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rape her and then go on a raping spree (if there is such a thing)

if i'm going to die in 10 days who cares if i'm arrested and put in jail


If you read the first post it says if the GIRL was going to die in 10 days, not you.
#17
I would say:

"Want to have sex?"

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#18
So, I'm gonna die in EXACTLY ten days? So I have 10 days of immortality? What do you think I'd do?

EDIT: Woops.

I'd comfort her, and lull her cleverly into the secksing of the butt.
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#22
Oh, wow. Half the thread including myself came across as rapists. For shame.
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But they have to be sarcastic or something... or just messing around.

Surely people this dumb must've failed to breathe a long time ago.
#23
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If you read the first post it says if the GIRL was going to die in 10 days, not you.


i guess i'm not going on a raping spree then...
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#24
I'd tell her I want some ice cream.

Rocky Road for those days, that..just don't go too well.

....Oh yeah, she could have some too. But, only one scoop. What does she care? she's gonna die in 10 days.
#25
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i guess i'm not going on a raping spree then...


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#27
Close up on my eyes, then hers, then mine, hers, mine........**lets out a really long fart** '' oh sorry are you that hooker I paid for?"
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#28
I'd eat her.
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#30
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most people thought it said that YOU were gonna die in ten days


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#31
Hey, I saw thing with a "Die in X amount of days." assumed it was another thing saying what you would do and jumped to it.

Sue me.
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But they have to be sarcastic or something... or just messing around.

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#32
Well I would be like why just because if shes gonna die from an STD it better not kill me too. Then after sexing her laugh at her for having to die in ten days.
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#33
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I'd do a whole lotta drugs and have a lot of sex!!!

Hmm. Interesting idea.

What if that's your usual life routine, though?

Regardless.
I'd probably **** punt the bitch.
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#35
Erm, threadstarter, why did you use the word "they" when describing a woman?


A simple "she" would be much more clear.


Anyways, I'd wonder why she'd tell a random stranger like myself, and I'd probably think she's just kidding; either that, or she's got psychological problems.
#37
say "nice boobs" and walk of into the sunset.


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#38
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
#39
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I'd assume she has aids, and stay clear.


See I love how me and you are the onle ones worried about STD's well I would also worry why she would be such a slut and screw some random guy on the beach.
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#40
clearly she wants the secks, so i would gladly oblige. then get her preggers for 10 days
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