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So, last night whilst in my intoxication I wrote the most simple song I've ever written. Ironically it's pretty damn catchy. Speak.


I got hep c today
I got hep c
I got hep c today
I got hep

With all the ****s in this god damn town
Is anybody in with what's going down

I ****ed another piece of trash today
I ****ed another piece of trash
I ****ed another piece of trash today
I ****ed another

If I can't see past this crack in the glass
Then I can never live it down

I kicked a beatnik's ass today
I kicked a beatnik's ass
I kicked a beatnik's ass today
I kicked a beatniks, huah!

Everybody thinks he's so ****ing cool
But Jessie Yarborough is a ****ing tool

I killed a skinhead's cat today
I killed a skinhead's cat
I killed a skinhead's cat today
I killed a skinhead