As Yakult's Scandal Officer, I have THIS to bring to all UGer's attention.

#1
Whilst having a convo in chat with Mr. Draken (hereby known as Luke), these events unfolded:

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<Delirium> where's your god now?
<Luke> playing bass
<Delirium> well, yeah... I am
<alex> You're not my god
<alex> I have no god
<Luke> liar!
<Delirium> Yakult is your God. Vote Yakult
<Luke> you worship cthullu!
<Luke> yakult is not going to win the election
<Delirium> sent, Luke
<Delirium> the bars are B G B G
<Delirium> and Yakult will win... we have Pope Kensai on our side :P

<Luke> del
<Luke> i'm running the election
<Luke> it's going to be more rigged then a big boat with lots of rigging
<Delirium> so is this election fixing we're witnessing here?:P
<Luke> ummm
<Luke> <.<
<Luke> >.>
<Luke> no
<alex> While we're on the elctions
<alex> :P
<Delirium> Is that a no but yes no?
<alex> Luke, I just want to say that they are the most boring elections I can remember in years
<Luke> not my fault. Blame them boring as hell candidates (except Yakult)


THE ELECTIONS ARE RIGGED!!!!
#3


i vote we just automatically make Yakult President again then!
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i vote we just automatically make Yakult President again then!


Take that suggestion to the redundant department of redundancy.
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#8

I was hoping for some real scandal. Backhanders, sex-scandals or even sheep violation.
Instead you deliver some lukewarm hearsay, Deliriumbassist.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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#9
I knew it from the start, I demand a recount!
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#11
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And as such, the Yakultgate scandal has become bust wide open


Aren't you suppose to keep scandals out of the Yakult campaign, not make them?

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I for one am shocked and appaled.


I'm not. Most things in UG are rigged anyway.
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#12
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DON'T BELIEVE THE WORDS OF A RIGGER!!!!

May Zappp forgive you, Luke


and may rankles forgive you.
#14
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Take that suggestion to the redundant department of redundancy.



This news makes me sad.

Not really.
#15
The one candidate I trusted is a crook?
Bastards. There is no lesser of several evils now. I'm quite stuck for choice.
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#16
Two words; LECHERY AND DEBAUCHERY!

VOTE MEH!
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#17
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Usually, however this scandal is negative for Yakult, and doesn't promote democracy

And Sekhmet, there may be dead hookers later.


My be?

That's just not good enough I'm afraid.

I want, nay DEMAND more dead hookers in Yakults campaign!
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#18
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DON'T BELIEVE THE WORDS OF A RIGGER!!!!

May Zappp forgive you, Luke

This is an election, his race has nothing to do with it. I think it would be great to have a black UG President.
#20
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The one candidate I trusted is a crook?
Bastards. There is no lesser of several evils now. I'm quite stuck for choice.

There has never been a choice. Meh! or what. A group of baby molesting, puppy killing
thugs.
Vote Meh!
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#22
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I was hoping for some real scandal. Backhanders, sex-scandals or even sheep violation.
Instead you deliver some lukewarm hearsay, Deliriumbassist.
Pics or it didn't happen.



Don'pt worery Sek, Frenchy was IN THAT CHAT.

THere's 100% chance that sheep violation was going on.


Luke better not rig it, bastard -_-
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#23
I have news of a sex scandal in the Yakult party.
check the 'miracle cure' thread.

Vote rigging is just the start of it. The rot goes much deeper than that.
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