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Yeah. My band, we're... Well, we're not exactly sure what genre we are, but the most common word that comes up when people describe us is "punk". And no, we're not like modern pop-punk. Our influences are old school bands like Dead Kennedys, The Misfits, and The Clash. People like that.... Anyway, yeah. I wrote this song (I've got music for it, too) about reality TV and how out-of-hand it's getting these days.

Let's make a TV show with a
Former child star
Put him on TV
With his Family and
Try to make his life real hard
Let's see, who do we need?
Well, a Jew to write a funny script
And our camera crew
And some prostitutes
It's sure to be the next big hit

RealiTV
Made for You and Me
So you can see
Reality
So be a zombie
To RealiTV
Woah!
Reality Reality Reality Reality
Reality Reality Reality

Let's put some castaways on an
Island near Borneo
Give 'em all a gun
Let 'em have some fun and we
Get to watch 'em go psycho
They'll take each other down till there's
Only one of them left
That was season one
And the now winner's shunned
For this, we're surely going to Hell

RealiTV
Made for You and Me
So you can see
Reality
So be a zombie
To RealiTV
Woah!
Reality Reality Reality Reality
Reality Reality Reality

(solo)

RealiTV
Made for You and Me
So you can see
Reality
So be a zombie
To RealiTV
Woah!
Reality Reality Reality Reality
Reality Reality Reality

Obesity today is a problem we need to fix
So we'll make a show
So the fats will know
That you can't lose weight with Pixie Stix
They're dropping pound by pound,
But you really can't be sure
No more attitude
No more fast food
At least until the show's no more.

RealiTV
Made for You and Me
So you can see
Reality
So be a zombie
To RealiTV
Woah!
Reality Reality Reality Reality
Reality Reality Reality

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