#1
my garden is now under 2 foot of human sh|t and other things

how nice is that

anything like this ever happened before to anyone?
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#2
Well this is what happens when you invite yorkshire water employie's to a scat party in your garden.
#3
My house was once reduced to smoldering rubble indirectly through British Gas...
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#4
your country has a grudge against you all, haha!
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#7
Poor garden gnomes
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#8
Quote by Kensai
Poor garden gnomes



Kensai, I love you.

Just thought you should know, ok? I shall turn homosexual for you if you wish!
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#9
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Kensai, I love you.

Just thought you should know, ok? I shall turn homosexual for you if you wish!


Well I am the pope. We guys get more ass than a texas rancher.
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#10
Quote by Kensai
Well I am the pope. We guys get more ass than a texas rancher.



So thats a no to the gay love...?


EDIT: i changed my sig just for you, in a effort to one day... steal your heart.

EDIT2: not steal your heart in a gross fetish way, like... love
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#11
You know what.....I think I can honestly say no. My garden has never been flooded with human excrement.
#12
My school was flooded at the beginning of summer.

I believe there's a video of some sixth-formers dingey sailing around it on YouTube.
#15
Quote by RaNdoM-FeLiX
Kensai, I love you.

Just thought you should know, ok? I shall turn homosexual for you if you wish!



dont turn my thread into an attempt to get into a sig please

lol oj

i have some pics but i doubt anyones still reading
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#19
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Well this is what happens when you invite yorkshire water employie's to a scat party in your garden.



But during those floods earlier in the year we JUST escaped them, thanks to being on a hill compared to the rest of the place.
#20
The pipeline behind my old house broke and my entire basement flooded.
My cat dont like water...
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#21
I hope that Al Gore 's wrong, or else I'll be ****ed within a few years from now.
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#22
Ouch, gutted >.-

The worst my house ever gets is simply a flooded back garden from having a stream near the house. Though the sewage smells so strong sometimes it's unbelievable. But at least I don't have human crap in there
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#23
I live nearish to a farm (like, 100m or so, maybe more..) and in the summer they put down manure and it stinks like ****...
#24
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I live nearish to a farm (like, 100m or so, maybe more..) and in the summer they put down manure and it stinks like ****...

Well, beat this, I live near a sugar beet factory
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#25
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Well, beat this, I live near a sugar beet factory

I'll raise you a stink. About a mile or two away from me is a sewage processing plant. PLUS it seems to be very faulty
#26
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I'll raise you a stink. About a mile or two away from me is a sewage processing plant. PLUS it seems to be very faulty

I haven't washed since 2003.
#27
Don't complain 'cause your garden is a tad wet. Did you know how severe the floodin' down in texas is???? All of the f*ckin' telephone lines are down.*Inserts rapid blues scale*..
#28
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I haven't washed since 2003.



Win.
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#29
Quote by SealCubMassacre
That's why it's ace to live in Lancashire




Seem's to be the only reason tbh.


Launches objects at stupid Lancashire man.

Post the pics now please, two feet of human crap is pretty amazing.
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