#1
NEW - Miracle Cure!

· Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
· Do you suffer from shyness?
· Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about beer.

Beer is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Beer can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of beer almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with beer.

However, beer may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use beer.

However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

WARNING:

The consumption of beer may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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The consumption of beer is a major factor in dancing like a idiot.
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The consumption of beer may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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The consumption of beer may cause you to think you can sing.
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The consumption of beer may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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The consumption of beer may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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The consumption of beer may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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The consumption of beer may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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The consumption of beer may be a major factor in getting your head kicked in.


NOW JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD ACHIEVE WITH WHISKEY !

THIS HAS BEEN A PARTY POLITICAL BROADCAST FOR THE MEH! PARTY.
Quote by Gunpowder
Sekhmet: Known for ritually sacrificing the innards of small woodland creatures.

Also, being a girly-girl.


Quote by Creepingjesus73
As for you, Mistress of Mayhem; just remember who it is who can lick * *** + *****'* **** *****out of the ****** of the ***!

#6
Quote by Sekhmet


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The consumption of beer may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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ROFL! Been there...
#7
Quote by Sekhmet

The consumption of beer is a major factor in dancing like a idiot.


Hah, like I need beer to dance like an idiot!

Kensai 2, Sekhmet 0.
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#8
You forgot the side effect of having to call your friends and apologizing every Sunday morning.
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#9
Quote by Kensai
Hah, like I need beer to dance like an idiot!

Kensai 2, Sekhmet 0.


True, I heard you drink the blood of virgins actually.
Then polka whilst wearing a stunning, split to the thigh backless ballgown.
In lemon.
Quote by Gunpowder
Sekhmet: Known for ritually sacrificing the innards of small woodland creatures.

Also, being a girly-girl.


Quote by Creepingjesus73
As for you, Mistress of Mayhem; just remember who it is who can lick * *** + *****'* **** *****out of the ****** of the ***!

#10
Hmm... I'd say beer is to weak for a real man.

Jack Daniel's Single Barrel all the way. I'm drinking a glass right now, which is simply splendid.
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#11
Quote by Sekhmet
True, I heard you drink the blood of virgins actually.
Then polka whilst wearing a stunning, split to the thigh backless ballgown.
In lemon.


Care to waltz?
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#12
Quote by Kensai
Care to waltz?



Ok,
Quote by Gunpowder
Sekhmet: Known for ritually sacrificing the innards of small woodland creatures.

Also, being a girly-girl.


Quote by Creepingjesus73
As for you, Mistress of Mayhem; just remember who it is who can lick * *** + *****'* **** *****out of the ****** of the ***!

#14
I swear there's a direct correlation between join date and the copy+paste command...
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^And known for that bloody awesome croissant with a crown.
Man that's badass.


MINE SIG R PINK
#15
Quote by 7DaySkeptic
Hehe all good! Though I wasn't feeling miraculously cured come Sunday morning


Aww poor you.
But the consumption of more beer fixes that no-problem.
Quote by Gunpowder
Sekhmet: Known for ritually sacrificing the innards of small woodland creatures.

Also, being a girly-girl.


Quote by Creepingjesus73
As for you, Mistress of Mayhem; just remember who it is who can lick * *** + *****'* **** *****out of the ****** of the ***!

#16
Quote by -February-Star-
I swear there's a direct correlation between join date and the copy+paste command...


Meh!

I swear there is a direct correlation between relative youth and lack of sense of humour.

Stop being so old before your time.
Quote by Gunpowder
Sekhmet: Known for ritually sacrificing the innards of small woodland creatures.

Also, being a girly-girl.


Quote by Creepingjesus73
As for you, Mistress of Mayhem; just remember who it is who can lick * *** + *****'* **** *****out of the ****** of the ***!

Last edited by Sekhmet at Oct 9, 2007,
#17
Quote by Sekhmet
Aww poor you.
But the consumption of more beer fixes that no-problem.

Curses! I KNEW I didn't follow the instructions closely enough!
#18
Quote by Sekhmet
Ok,


I'll lead.

*waltzes like an idiot*
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#19
Quote by Kensai
I'll lead.

*waltzes like an idiot*


*Sticks VOTE MEH! notice on Kensai's back*
Quote by Gunpowder
Sekhmet: Known for ritually sacrificing the innards of small woodland creatures.

Also, being a girly-girl.


Quote by Creepingjesus73
As for you, Mistress of Mayhem; just remember who it is who can lick * *** + *****'* **** *****out of the ****** of the ***!

#20
Quote by Sekhmet
*Sticks VOTE MEH! notice on Kensai's back*


*Doesn't mind, the clothes will be off soon anyway*
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#21

Why? You are a priest after all.
Bad Pope.
Quote by Gunpowder
Sekhmet: Known for ritually sacrificing the innards of small woodland creatures.

Also, being a girly-girl.


Quote by Creepingjesus73
As for you, Mistress of Mayhem; just remember who it is who can lick * *** + *****'* **** *****out of the ****** of the ***!

#22
Well, sometimes you just get tired of catholic schoolboys...
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#23


*runs away*
Quote by Gunpowder
Sekhmet: Known for ritually sacrificing the innards of small woodland creatures.

Also, being a girly-girl.


Quote by Creepingjesus73
As for you, Mistress of Mayhem; just remember who it is who can lick * *** + *****'* **** *****out of the ****** of the ***!

#24
im convinced.....um where do i vote?
just so i dont have to edit every post i make, let me clarify something I CANT TYPE WELL....thanks
#25
Quote by Sekhmet


*runs away*


To get some sexy underwear I'm assuming. Good idea. I'll meet you in the church.
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#26
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im convinced.....um where do i vote?


The poll goes up tomorrow.
On behalf of the Meh! campaign
Quote by Gunpowder
Sekhmet: Known for ritually sacrificing the innards of small woodland creatures.

Also, being a girly-girl.


Quote by Creepingjesus73
As for you, Mistress of Mayhem; just remember who it is who can lick * *** + *****'* **** *****out of the ****** of the ***!

#27
Quote by Kensai
To get some sexy underwear I'm assuming. Good idea. I'll meet you in the church.


*Comes back with the media in tow*

Can you say Honey-trap Kensai?

Kensai 2 Sekhmet 1000.
Quote by Gunpowder
Sekhmet: Known for ritually sacrificing the innards of small woodland creatures.

Also, being a girly-girl.


Quote by Creepingjesus73
As for you, Mistress of Mayhem; just remember who it is who can lick * *** + *****'* **** *****out of the ****** of the ***!

#30


Whisky may also lead you to believe that your wife deserves it.

ADMITTELY! she probably does... but you don't teach her a lesson in a PUBLIC PLACE.
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#31
that is old, but still good for some lulz

i enjoy the public service announcements. if i had space, id put a campaign bumper sticker in my sig
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