#1
I’d rather have a green day than a blue day, wouldn’t you?

Yep, I’m running for UG Punx President.

So, what can you expect from you’re friendly neighbourhood Yorkshire punk rocker?

Well, firstly you can expect honesty. I am going to freely admit something right here, right now….
I’m not really very punk at all. I didn’t have a crappy childhood and I’m not poor. However, in my punx defence, my dad does work as an electrician at a pit, and did take part in the miners strike so there.

But I am a rather happy chap most of the time, and I think I’m pretty good natured.
I mean look at me:


That picture was taken the night I met Paul Simonon, btw.

He signed my pickguard:


My policy would be one of the punk forum as a happy place. Idiots, flamers and spammers would be dealt with in a witty fashion rather than simply telling them to ‘GTFO poser’.
Basically, I just want everyone to get along as much as possible, and deal with your disagreements in a sensible way. Immaturity in a fun sense would still be encouraged, cos the fact that you guys have a laugh about stuff is one of my favourite things about this place.
I am studying Politics at Uni, so I will become better as I go.

I also support the cross dressing:


And I can't sell out and join an indie band, because I'm already in one!
www.myspace.com/captainbackfireuk
www.youtube.com/captainbackfireuk
also, might as well put my personal myspace on, if you want to check me out more:
www.myspace.com/chriscacophony.
Yep that's right, cacophony. How punx is that?

Plus I would petition to make everyone write in pink, cos pink is punk as.

Any queries?

GDChris - It'll be reet, if you vote for me!
Super Leeds and Classy Cas!
Last edited by GreenDayChris at Oct 9, 2007,
#3
Soup-Is-Good-Food-erBlob. Bettering everyone else all day long.

MY GOD! You have my t-shirt!
Or the other bloke does.


Wait...PAUL SIMONON?! Bastard.
FUCK YOU! GET PUMPED!
Last edited by SuperBlob at Oct 9, 2007,
#4
Quote by indestructible8
did you have to wear a girdle with that?


I'm not sure what a girdle is but no.
But one of the straps did break and I fixed it with a safety pin I borrowed of a (quite good looking) lass.
Uber punx

Quote by SuperBlob
MY GOD! You have my t-shirt!
Or the other bloke does.


Wait...PAUL SIMONON?! Bastard.


The guy on the left is my older brother. And Paul was dead nice btw.

EDIT: I <3 The Sound of Music too btw.
Super Leeds and Classy Cas!
Last edited by GreenDayChris at Oct 9, 2007,
#6
Quote by ss311
You my friend, are damn sexy.


Thankyou, you aren't too bad yourself


Quote by My friend about the pic of me and my brother with Paul S
the most handsome guy in london?? you guys are way better! lol xx


You guys know you want a sexy president. And I'm a single virgin so
Super Leeds and Classy Cas!
Last edited by GreenDayChris at Oct 9, 2007,
#7
By the way, it would reflect better if you said that picture was taken the night Paul Simonon met you
#8
Quote by ss311
By the way, it would reflect better if you said that picture was taken the night Paul Simonon met you


Now now, I feel some sense of modesty is in order. If I become President doesn't mean I will feel myself superior to you common folk

Super Leeds and Classy Cas!
#11
I don't think so.
Brian, did you ever star on Crimewatch?
Super Leeds and Classy Cas!
Last edited by GreenDayChris at Oct 9, 2007,
#12
That dress makes you look fat

A vote for sargasm is not a vote for fatties
#13
I do believe that says it all.
Journalism is just a gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that's all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.
#14
Quote by GreenDayChris

By chrisnewsom at 2007-10-09




I think there's a definite resemblance to bernard.

As for crimewatch, no, but interestingly, I sometimes write letters via email, but they never read them on the show.

Can't think why.
#16
i cant vote for someone with greenday in the nickname... lol
there are too many election thread. should just put it in 1 big one
#17
Quote by sargasm
That dress makes you look fat

A vote for sargasm is not a vote for fatties


I'm not fat at all, you cunt
Just over 6 foot and I weight about 10 and half stones!

Can't call that fat.

Anyway, GDChris is pro-choice. So if ya wanna be a fat bastard, go for it! (As SLF might say)

Quote by axeslash
I do believe that says it all.


Yes, I know. Which just goes to show - I listen to the people! And learn!

Quote by recklessnick
i cant vote for someone with greenday in the nickname... lol
there are too many election thread. should just put it in 1 big one


Poor argument, presented with poor grammar

Quote by BrianApocalypse


I think there's a definite resemblance to bernard.

As for crimewatch, no, but interestingly, I sometimes write letters via email, but they never read them on the show.

Can't think why.


Everyone loves Bernard's Watch anyway.
And the fact you haven't been on Crimewatch just goes to show you're a sneaky bastard who doesn't get caught
What kind of letters do you send them?
Super Leeds and Classy Cas!
Last edited by GreenDayChris at Oct 10, 2007,
#19
Quote by GreenDayChris
What kind of letters do you send them?


One was:

"Dear Fiona Bruce.

My name is little timmy and I am nine years old. When mother and father go out, Uncle Charlie comes round, puts a sooty puppet on his lap and makes me squeeze it."

General wind up.
#20
Quote by recklessnick
yeah... you just lost a vote, chris


To be fair, if I get a single vote I'll be surprised

Quote by BrianApocalypse
One was:

"Dear Fiona Bruce.

My name is little timmy and I am nine years old. When mother and father go out, Uncle Charlie comes round, puts a sooty puppet on his lap and makes me squeeze it."

General wind up.


that is brilliant

Super Leeds and Classy Cas!
#22
Meh, I like my SLF. T'is DIY and therefore uber punx

But if you make one that flashes between my face and his, that would be too awesome to turn down - at least for the duration of the election
Super Leeds and Classy Cas!
#26
I meant like flashing between my face and his, but I might use yours anyway.
Super Leeds and Classy Cas!
#28
reasons 2 vote 4 me

im nice
ill let ppl say watever they want unless theyr racist or christian
im freinds w/ axeslash
#29
Quote by wallyguitar666
reasons 2 vote 4 me

im nice
ill let ppl say watever they want unless theyr racist or christian
im freinds w/ axeslash

Why do you keep saying that? Yo are not my friend!
Journalism is just a gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that's all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.