#1
So... Taking photos for the yearbook tomorrow and one section's theme is 'Prisoners'. Everybody is going to hold a little white board thingy saying convicted for: and then something random/funny.

Any suggestions?


I'm portuguese, and somebody suggested Maddie (McCann)...but that's just kinda sick..
#2
Mugging pensioners and stealing their wheelchairs while they pee.
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#3
Don't know... Switching lanes without indicating?

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#5
caught fapping in the ladies toilet
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pooping in the urinal
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#11
this is gonna be fun me r gunneh watch!

/edit convicted for asking the pit? /phail
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#13
Wear no pants then hold it over your crotch with 'Convicted for: indecent exposure' on
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#14
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So... Taking photos for the yearbook tomorrow and one section's theme is 'Prisoners'. Everybody is going to hold a little white board thingy saying convicted for: and then something random/funny.

Any suggestions?


I'm portuguese, and somebody suggested Maddie (McCann)...but that's just kinda sick..

haha

No, sorry. That's really not funny. I just have a really bad taste in humour.
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#15
You were convicted for selling cell phone bombs in a small alleyway for 5 dollars each.
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Wear no pants then hold it over your crotch with 'Convicted for: indecent exposure' on

haha
FUCK YOU! GET PUMPED!
#18
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Wear no pants then hold it over your crotch with 'Convicted for: indecent exposure' on

Best idea yet. You could get away with it too, if you just wear like..underwear at least. haha/
#19
For lieking teh MUDKIPZ!!11

No seriously, I hate 4chan.

how about "Convicted for impersonating David Hasslehoff" lol.
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#20
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pooping in the urinal





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#21
CONVICTED FOR DINGLE ROBBING....i dont know what it is either. but it will confuse the hell outta people
#22
Convicted for: Stealing young girls' hearts.


... of course ya gotta be a pimp to get away with that one.
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