#1
Name me some animals that are bastards, that I can do a leaflet on making them sound nice.


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#2
porcupine
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#4
Foxes, wolves, rats, sharks, bears that shoot lasers out of their eyes, dinosaurs, werewolves, headcraps, xenomorphs, and Sean the Irish Bastard.
#6
spiders, mosquitos, flys...pretty much anything that crawls around on more than 4 legs and is one one-thousandth my size.
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Lice, Rats, Mosquitos, anything disease bearing.
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#9
WOLVERINES! OPUSSUMS! SNAPPING TURTLES! BADGERS! damn those things suck

EDIT: ^^oh hell i hate mosquitos
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#10
The Nazca Booby definitely http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazca_Booby

I quote : "Nazca boobies are known for practicing habitual siblicide. They lay two eggs, several days apart. If both eggs hatch, the elder chick will push its sibling out of the nest area, leaving it to die of thirst or cold. The parent booby will not intervene and the younger chick will inevitably die. It is believed that two eggs are laid so that one remains an insurance in case the other gets destroyed or eaten e.g. by gulls, or the chick dies soon after hatching"

Watched it on that tv program Galapagos, thought "What a bastard, right from birth!"
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porcupine



What kind of monster are you, who hates porcupines.... =[

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Think I will use sharks. Thanks guys. What kind of shark shall I do though Great Whites are too cliche, Bull? Tiger?
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The Nazca Booby definitely http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazca_Booby

I quote : "Nazca boobies are known for practicing habitual siblicide. They lay two eggs, several days apart. If both eggs hatch, the elder chick will push its sibling out of the nest area, leaving it to die of thirst or cold. The parent booby will not intervene and the younger chick will inevitably die. It is believed that two eggs are laid so that one remains an insurance in case the other gets destroyed or eaten e.g. by gulls, or the chick dies soon after hatching"

Watched it on that tv program Galapagos, thought "What a bastard, right from birth!"



No i need to prove its nice, that sounds impossible haha
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#16
OK, an animal that's a bastard, and you have to prove it's nice. Just write about people, and include a reference to your gf/chick you want to bone as proof they're nice.
#17
tiger sharks attack more aggressively than great whites i'm pretty sure, i think that the mortality rate on attacks on humans is 90% since shark attacks have been documented

EDIT: there is a good chance i have nothing to back that up and pulled it out of nowhere, but hey i like to watch the discovery channel, plus i stayed at a holiday inn express last night
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humans

humans are bastards, right?

+1

humans are the bastardest of all the animals - how many other animals kill other animals for fun?
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#19
Well, horses are evil bastard animals. They **** aaaaaall over the place, then lie in it. Unfortunately, I'd taken up 'Equine Studies' (or horse stuff for those who speaka de English) at the time, and had to clean said ****. And then I quit it. Bastard horses - stop lying in your **** and piss. I thought all animals 'went in the corner'?!
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humans are the bastardest of all the animals - how many other animals kill other animals for fun?

Probably a few. Ever seen killer whales with a seal? It's like Wimbledon, but without the strawberries and cream.
#22
Mosquitos are the most despicable creatures in the universe. As such, you will never be able to make them sound nice, because mosquitos don't have a positive side to them, they represent the true nature of evil.
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#23
badgers. one badger can own like, 10 hounds no problem. even though it is so small it has the anger of like, 50 death metal bands
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Mosquitos are the most despicable creatures in the universe. As such, you will never be able to make them sound nice, because mosquitos don't have a positive side to them, they represent the true nature of evil.

Only the females, they're the ones that kill.
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Only the females, they're the ones that kill.

No they don't. females blood feed, which makes them a vector for certain parasitic microorganisms, such as Plasmodium falciparum and Trypanosma brucii.
#29
now, i WANT to say a mudkip, but i wont, so ill stick with black flies. or horses.....horses are terrible. (cue family guy)
#30
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The heyena. Nature's asshole.
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#33
Not really animals, but I hate those sticker things from grass that have those spikes all over them, they serve no purpose other than to step on then and get stabbed. As far as animals go, though, I'd have to second mosquitos, those things are pure evil, there is nothing good about them at all.
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