#1
If elected, I vow to

1. prevent the ceiling cat from watching you masturbate
2. institutionalize public floggings of trolls, mean-spirited n00bs and anyone who's willing to pay 20 bucks for it.
3. give people who belligenerently post about pop rock bands and how they really are punk bands because they are slightly up tempo and curse occasionally vicious beatings.
4. designate a strict limit to how many threads are allowed to be made on The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, The Clash and The Misfits. This will force people to post about them in preexisting threads and reduce wasteful threadmaking.


I will now open the floor to any and all questions that you may have about me, my policies and my goals.
Minister of n00b harassing of the Punk and Ska fourm.
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#2
epic phail.
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#3
i thought there was going to be beer?
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Thanks, douche.


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Dude...



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#7
We should team up against Brian because if the kids are united they will never be divided except for brian who can be divided because I said so.

...or something
#8
I would run but I feel as if it would be a waste of time. You have my vote and I'd gladly take a place in your campaign.
#9
a girl as a president? HAHAHAHAHAHA. good one!


And clenching your fist for the ones like us
Who are oppressed by the figures of beauty,
You fixed yourself, you said, "Well, never mind,
We are ugly, but we have the music."
#11
Quote by sargasm
We should team up against Brian because if the kids are united they will never be divided except for brian who can be divided because I said so.

...or something


No, I'm more cockney than Sham 69, you can't divide me with Sham songs, because I divide them from the bells of saint stephen's.

And the bells of bow.

BrianApocalypse: the only candidate who enjoys watching you masturbate more than ceiling cat does.
#12
A squat on every block?

If elected, BrianApocalypse will partake in a major crusty cleansing campaign.

No pun intended.
#13
Quote by BrianApocalypse
A squat on every block?

If elected, BrianApocalypse will partake in a major crusty cleansing campaign.

No pun intended.



SARGASM IS PRO-CRUSTY!
#15
I'm moving into a punkhouse in like a month. I can't NOT be a crusty sympathiser.

Also, crusties are rad and your platform is stupid.
#17
Bitch please, I'm a frood who ALWAYS knows where his towel's at.
#18
Quote by BrianApocalypse
A squat on every block?

If elected, BrianApocalypse will partake in a major crusty cleansing campaign.

No pun intended.



you're anti-crusty?
i'm like....disillusioned *cries*

yeah, i'm pro-crust by the way.
#19
Quote by sargasm
Bitch please, I'm a frood who ALWAYS knows where his towel's at.


Sanitary towels don't count, sister.
#20
Quote by BrianApocalypse
Sanitary towels don't count, sister.


Aren't all towels sanitary if they're used for the purpose of cleaning?
#21
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Ceiling cats have rights too, you know...

Axeslash: The only candidate who breeds ceiling cats for the purpose of watching you masturbate.
Journalism is just a gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that's all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.
#23
Quote by sargasm
Aren't all towels sanitary if they're used for the purpose of cleaning?


All I will hint at is that not all towels are shoved between legs... and when they're not shoved between legs they aren't working their hardest.
#24
reasons 2 vote 4 me

im nice
ill let ppl say watever they want unless theyr racist or christian
im freinds w/ axeslash
#25
Quote by wallyguitar666
reasons 2 vote 4 me

im nice
ill let ppl say watever they want unless theyr racist or christian
im freinds w/ axeslash



reason not to vote for wallyguitar:

is not even a candidate.
#31
Quote by wallyguitar666
reasons 2 vote 4 me

im nice
ill let ppl say watever they want unless theyr racist or christian
im freinds w/ axeslash


Who the **** said I was friends with you?
I bet it was Brian.

Trying to discredit me by associating me with n00bs.

Nice try Brian, you won't win this time!
Journalism is just a gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that's all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.