Poll: Penis Vs Vagina
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Penis
218 68%
Vagina
101 31%
Voters: 322.
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#1
we had this discussion in biology today. which is the better/more efficient/ more comfortable sexual organ to have. and why. personally i think a vagina would be more comfortable because there are no embarassing boners, and it doesnt get uncomfy in tight pants. but a penis is more fun, you can piss standing up and write your name in the snow and stuff, and dominate your fellow man who has a smaller penis than you.
Last edited by pimpslap1236 at Oct 9, 2007,
#3
Yeah but they do get labour and menstrual cycle and menopause...so mwuahahaha!!
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#4
but babies come out of them
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#5
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#7
what about camel toe? ouch

i don't have a vagina but there's some **** i'm glad i don't have to do(i.e stringy things, padded things, bloody things)

i'm comfortable with my weinor, don't wear tight pants and that solves your problem lol.
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#8
Would a vagina include menstruation? If not, it's a close call. You can't slap people with a vagina, though - and honestly, if boners are uncomfortable, you need to stop wearing tight clothes!
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#10
Yea when babies come out its not pretty. I'd rather deal with my ballsack and penis rather than experience one month of menstrual cycle.
#11
Penis.

I, for one, would not like to bleed out of a vagina every month
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#12
Quote by Godsmack_IV
and they (women with their vaginas) don't get itchy balls


Lol!

Yeah, vagina is probably way more comfy.

Guys get the boners, itchy balls and uncomfortable in tight trousers or underwear (those who don't wear boxers).

What go women get? A little moistness? A little blood? There should be a campaign made for "women shouldn't complain about their vaginas"!
#14
wow 50/50 and yeah the vuhjayjay i think is more easyer
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#15
Quote by Raziel2p
Would a vagina include menstruation? If not, it's a close call. You can't slap people with a vagina, though - and honestly, if boners are uncomfortable, you need to stop wearing tight clothes!



i dont wear tight clothes, i mean like if your sitting down and your pants ride up it just feel to....chaffy. but a vagina doesnt have this problem. id rather have a penis however due to the fact that i already have 1
#16
Oh wait...women solved most menstrual stuff with the pill right?

alright then vagina wins, aside from having to squat.
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#19
pen0r ftw.
you can't get your pen0r raped....it doesn't work like that.
you dont have to go through a "period" once a month every year for your entire life.
you are cool if you have a big pen0r, not if you have a giant pussy.
you can slap someone with your pen0r.
there's no such thing as an oversized pen0r, but an oversized clit, you betcha.
you can get a quickie suck having a pen0r, not a quickie eat out.
overusing your pen0r makes you a pimp, overusing your vagina makes you a slut.

geez should I REALLY go on?
#20
vaginas have babies plop out of them, vaginas have blood spew out of them, you can't boast about how big your vagina is, if you have a vagina you can't go to the bathroom where ever you please, if you have a vagina you have to keep worrying about the guy not impregnating you...

it's obvious the penis is the more dominant organ
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#21
Quote by pimpslap1236
we had this discussion in biology today. which is the better/more efficient/ more comfortable sexual organ to have. and why. personally i think a vagina would be more comfortable because there are no embarassing boners, and it doesnt get uncomfy in tight pants. but a penis is more fun, you can piss standing up and write your name in the snow and stuff, and dominate your fellow man who has a smaller penis than you.


you cannot begin to understand menstruation.
#22
Quote by electricsnake
Oh wait...women solved most menstrual stuff with the pill right?



No.

Plus we have to endure childbirth (or abortions), cervical smears, and the occasional falcon punch.

Plus it is REALLY hard to pee standing up, especially in a field filled with stinging nettles at night when it's dark and you end up falling over and stinging your bum
#24
Quote by MrDURPEEDURP
pen0r ftw.
you can't get your pen0r raped....it doesn't work like that.
you dont have to go through a "period" once a month every year for your entire life.
you are cool if you have a big pen0r, not if you have a giant pussy.
you can slap someone with your pen0r.
there's no such thing as an oversized pen0r, but an oversized clit, you betcha.
you can get a quickie suck having a pen0r, not a quickie eat out.
overusing your pen0r makes you a pimp, overusing your vagina makes you a slut.

geez should I REALLY go on?



this could almost be in need of an / thread. thats a fantastic argument.
#25
Quote by Guitarist132
Your weiner grows to love tight pants soon, so penis ftw



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#27
Quote by MrDURPEEDURP
pen0r ftw.
you can't get your pen0r raped....it doesn't work like that.
you dont have to go through a "period" once a month every year for your entire life.
you are cool if you have a big pen0r, not if you have a giant pussy.
you can slap someone with your pen0r.
there's no such thing as an oversized pen0r, but an oversized clit, you betcha.
you can get a quickie suck having a pen0r, not a quickie eat out.
overusing your pen0r makes you a pimp, overusing your vagina makes you a slut.

geez should I REALLY go on?



haha hell yeah, im glad i have a penis
#28
women have cramps from periods and have to shove sometimes uncomfortable tampons up there and when they get knocked up they have to go through painful child birth
so penis > all
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#29
I think the vagina is definitely more comfortable and convenient, but when you throw menstruation, the penis comes out on top. pun intended.
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#30
here's more


you can use your pen0r to piss on someone you don't like from far range, with a
vagina, you'd have to sit on their head.
long-range pissing contests FTW!
Wusses, Cowards, Scaredy Cats, are generally called Pussies,
people who are Brave and Courageous and cantake a Huge Chance,
are said to have Big Cojones (Big Balls).
Again, having big balls is accepted, a big vagina, no.
pen0rs do the fucking, pussies get fucked
Having a pen0r allows you to boast about really good sex you had,
having a vajayjay and boasting, will probably result in people thinking you=slut
Mushroom Stamping FTW
pen0r = train, limo, hotdog, etc.
vajayjay = tunnel, garage, bun, etc.
what sounds more dominant to you, a fucking rampaging train or a tunnel?

/thread
#31
Blood and babies come out of vaginas, all that comes out of penises is usually piss and cum and they both feel OK unless it's like a hot piss. I voted penis.
#32
Quote by MrDURPEEDURP

what sounds more dominant to you, a fucking rampaging train or a tunnel?

/thread

Is the tunnel on fire? Because that would make it a doom tunnel for the train, and it would make all the difference really.
#33
Hehe, i'd take my stick and balls over a vagoo any day kids.


Those few "embarrassing" boners are worth never having to go through labor.
#34
Quote by The Ocean '73
Hehe, i'd take my stick and balls over a vagoo any day kids.


Those few "embarrassing" boners are worth never having to go through labor.



dont include labour though, as that isnt related to everyday genital use. not every woman gets pregnant. menstrual cycle = anal rape on your vagina so penis is definitely showing its dominance in this thread
#35
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
No.

Plus we have to endure childbirth (or abortions), cervical smears, and the occasional falcon punch.

Plus it is REALLY hard to pee standing up, especially in a field filled with stinging nettles at night when it's dark and you end up falling over and stinging your bum

#36
Vagina if i dont get periods but if i do then penises ftw!
you can rub icy hot on those bad boys
I'll lay waiting, just waiting for my time to come
#37
i dont get periods. and if you want kids, it will really hurt for the vagina.

and pee standing up.


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#38
Quote by pimpslap1236
we had this discussion in biology today. which is the better/more efficient/ more comfortable sexual organ to have. and why. personally i think a vagina would be more comfortable because there are no embarassing boners, and it doesnt get uncomfy in tight pants. but a penis is more fun, you can piss standing up and write your name in the snow and stuff, and dominate your fellow man who has a smaller penis than you.

penis. you can't get raped....and they're more easily stimulated.
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#39
Quote by Innit

What go women get? A little moistness? A little blood? There should be a campaign made for "women shouldn't complain about their vaginas"!




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#40
Quote by MrDURPEEDURP
here's more


you can use your pen0r to piss on someone you don't like from far range, with a
vagina, you'd have to sit on their head.

long-range pissing contests FTW!
Wusses, Cowards, Scaredy Cats, are generally called Pussies,
people who are Brave and Courageous and cantake a Huge Chance,
are said to have Big Cojones (Big Balls).
Again, having big balls is accepted, a big vagina, no.
pen0rs do the fucking, pussies get fucked
Having a pen0r allows you to boast about really good sex you had,
having a vajayjay and boasting, will probably result in people thinking you=slut
Mushroom Stamping FTW
pen0r = train, limo, hotdog, etc.
vajayjay = tunnel, garage, bun, etc.
what sounds more dominant to you, a fucking rampaging train or a tunnel?

/thread

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