#3
that was pretty funny lol
whats that movie supossed ot be about? one of my friends said it was crap so never bothered watching it
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#4
it was crap. its a remake about some guy who goes to an island to find his stolen daughter. Horrible dialog. Theres one part where he calls a schoolroom full of pre-teen age girls "little liars"
#5
Well, that trailer was absolutely awful, so... Wait, you first said it was funny, and then that it was crap? I'm lost. (the game)
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#8
lol that was the worst movie ive ever seen no doubt
it would be better off as a comedy
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#12
STEP AWAY FROM THE BIKE




I loved that trailer..
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#13
The best part is when he is in the bear suit and runs up and decks that chick.
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#17
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How many women does Nicolas Cage need to hit exactly?

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#18
They made a Rifftrax for Wicker Man. It was only watchable because of that.
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#20
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To make himself feel like bad actor: 0 women
4? I thought it was only 3: The barmaid, the women he kicked in the face, and the bear suit punch From Wikipedia: "The movie has garnered a cult following[citation needed] as an unintentional comedy, with several scenes being posted on YouTube boasting repeated shots of Nicholas Cage brutalizing various women throughout the film."
#21
There's nothing funny about Nick Cage beating the hell out of women.


Wait.


Yes there is. Muauhahhaa
#22
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4? I thought it was only 3: The barmaid, the women he kicked in the face, and the bear suit punch From Wikipedia: "The movie has garnered a cult following[citation needed] as an unintentional comedy, with several scenes being posted on YouTube boasting repeated shots of Nicholas Cage brutalizing various women throughout the film."

pfft, who said he felt like a bigger man in the clip? He had one more to go!

#23
Dude, if I didn't know any better, I honestly would think it was a comedy.
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#25
"Step away from the bike"!!!!
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#26
it was funny because hollywood yet again thought it could remake a great british film.
#29
that was pure win
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#30
Goddammit.
I hate hollywood re-makes so much. They just butcher classic movies. The original was a genuinely scary (Christopher Lee in a dress batshit scary) and had a brilliant unexpected ending.
Granted I haven't seen the new one, because I make a point of boycotting the remakes, but I know Cage is in it. So it's not a good movie.

It really annoys me.

Friday the 13th and Nightmare? It's barely been 25 years... Technology hasn't improved enough to warrant a re-make. Which is the only excuse in my opinion.


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That was very well done. Props to the director there.
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#33
I actually have the bear suit punch scene as my avatar, but its kinda hard to see because of its size.
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#34
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but its kinda hard to see because of its size.


That's what she said?
#35
I've only seen the original, I wasn't aware there was a remake. I'm guessing it never got released in the UK?

I was amused by this though, funny how much voice overs make a difference.
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#36
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#37
Yeah that movie was pretty awesome.
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