#1
Well heres how it goes. I saw one of my sister's old Berenstein bears books and I thought of some pretty funny new ones. Okay here are mine feel free to add

The Berenstein bears and the DUI

The Berenstein bears get HIV

The Berenstein bears and puberty

The Berenstein bears and STD's
"Don't make me come down there!"


-God

[quote=""Professor McGonagall"
"]Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?


I'm a girl, by the way.
#2
The Berenstein Bears and the Lol Wut Pear.
When crying don't help
You can't compose yourself
It's best to compose a poem
An honest verse of longing
Or a simple song of hope...
#3
The Berenstein Bears and Stephen Colbert
Quote by Stephen Colbert
Ignorance is bliss. Oedipus ruined a great sex life by asking too many questions.
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Is it odd that I get an erection every time RageAgainst... posts?

President of "Colbert Nation "
#5
The Berenstein Bears vote for Yakult in the upcoming UG president election.
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#6
The Berenstein Bears and the Pornography Collection
Quote by ShaunDiel
Listen to this man. His 2 ideas in five minutes have shat all over your serious ideas.
#9
The Berenstein Bears and teh epic fail.
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break into his house, wait till he falls asleep, teabag him, take picture, post on UG, get banned
#10
the berenstein bears and the pregnant she-bear

The Berenstein Bears and racial slurs

The Berenstein Bears and teh epic fail thread.

EDIT: DAMN YOU!! ^
#12
The Berenstain Bears and the Necrophiliac
IN/ RAINBOWS
IN RAIN/BOWS
IN RAINBOW/S
IN RAINBOWS/
IN RAIN_BOWS
RA D IOHEA _D
_RAD IO HEA D
#15
Quote by gopherthegreat
the berenstein bears meet son of sam


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#16
Quote by 7DaySkeptic
The Berenstein Bears vs Pedobear

SKEPTEDIT: ^Curses!


possible sequel maybe

followed by The Berenstein Bears and the search for Little Bear
#17
Quote by Godsmack_IV
possible sequel maybe

followed by The Berenstein Bears and the search for Little Bear

A trilogy to rival even Star Wars
#19
I dare someone to actually take pictures of the books and edit them to one of the titles (since I'm too lazy to do so).
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#21
Lol, damn that would be an awesome book :]
"Don't make me come down there!"


-God

[quote=""Professor McGonagall"
"]Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?


I'm a girl, by the way.