#1
My friend told me he was sick today, and I said from what.
"I peed blood"
I told him this was a common sign of prostate cancer, or other prostate ilness. Any other possibilities?
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#2
urinary tract infection, more likely.
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#3
I think your friend lied.
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#5
Bladder infection or urinary tract infection. Go to a doctor, he'll prescribe anti-biotics.
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#6
You also have something called testicle cancer...I think that will cause urination of blood...

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urinary tract infection, more likely.



Dammit, why can't you people finish your posts, ffs!


urinary tract infection, more likely.

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#11
Silly man, we're ALL doctors in the pit.
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i.e. the answer to the title question is "No."


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#13
i know your a july 07er, but you should probably know this by now

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My friend told me he was sick today, and I said from what.
"I peed blood"
I told him this was a common sign of prostate cancer, or other prostate ilness. Any other possibilities?


no, there isnt a doctor in the pit
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#14
I've always wanted to say that. Thanks guys.
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#15
if he does a sport, it might be because he got hit in the kidneys really hard or something. my friend had that happen once.
#19
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i.e. the answer to the title question is "No."

you didnt have to hurt my feelings
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#20
he plays football. so poshibly. thanks guys.
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#21
I'm a doctor.

To cure this, all you need is to long needles, a stapler and a lot of tissue. Now proceed to take of your pants and.......

Naw, im not really a doctor.
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#23
errr wat?
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#24
Could've been hit in the kidneys.

Some jackass gave me a kidney shot while being crowdsurfed and I pissed blood for a day.
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#25
Yeah, trauma to the kidney (e.g. a hard hit in football) can cause blood to appear in urine. Seeking medical help is a good idea, regardless.
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#26
while reading this thread my dad just woke up and said he was coughing up a load of blood. i just saw him cough up blood just like 2 minutes ago. hes just rushed off now to the hospital to go and see whats wrong with him.

kinda weird really since we are all on the subject of blood n stuff
#29
I think you are "the friend"
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#30
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while reading this thread my dad just woke up and said he was coughing up a load of blood. i just saw him cough up blood just like 2 minutes ago. hes just rushed off now to the hospital to go and see whats wrong with him.

kinda weird really since we are all on the subject of blood n stuff


He went to the hospital? Why?
You should have just told him to lie down, relax, and let UG handle his possibly life-threatening condition.


Thats what all the cool kids are doing


But seriously. No. No doctor in the pit. Ever.
#31
Quote by Pinky19
My friend told me he was sick today, and I said from what.
"I peed blood"
I told him this was a common sign of prostate cancer, or other prostate ilness. Any other possibilities?

was he hit in the kidneys/lower stomach?
urinary tract infection?
Kidney stone?
the list goes on....

Lupus?

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