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#1
So check this out: I work at a local coffee shop (that isn't starbucks), and it's usually pretty quite. So I'm working earlier today just doin my thing when my friend calls me up.
"Dude! I wanna tell you something, but you can't sh*t your pants, okay?"
"Uh, okay..." I had no idea what he was talking about.
"Okay, take a step outside the coffee shop and look towards the bridge."
"Why?"
"Just do it!"
He hangs up on me.
So I figure why not and I tell my boss I'll be right back.
When I step outside, I look in the right direction. But nothing catches my eye. 'What is he talking about?' I think to myself. And then suddenly, a group of people walk by me, and beyond them stands Ray Toro.
"Holy sh*t!" I say outloud.

Anyway, as it turns out Ray Toro now lives very close to where I live. If you don't like MCR, you gotta admit that having a world famous rock star living in your town is pretty rad.

And by the way, the game. You just lost.
CALIBRATE THE VIRUS


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#2
lol, people trying to make other people lose "the game" are getting more and more sly.

I applaud you.
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#4
that's cool. I guess. if your like cool enough to remember what people actually look like
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#6
The game is lame I say you stay away from the game or you'll turn lame and thats just mundane.
#7
^If it's all the same, why not just explain for the slim-of-brain?

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what the **** is the "game"?

I'd say "ditto" but it's probably something I don't care about..
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myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


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#8
Quote by British_Steal
what the **** is the "game"?

i think he means he **** his pants...
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#9
Quote by British_Steal
what the **** is the "game"?

you just lost it
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#10
Quote by British_Steal
what the **** is the "game"?


Whenever you think about the game, you lose. There is no way to win the game. After you lose the game, you have a 30 minute period in which you can think about the game without losing. The point of the game is to have everyone in the world playing at the same time. And also if you lose, to bring as many people down with you as you can. Thus this thread.
CALIBRATE THE VIRUS


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#11
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The game is lame I say you stay away from the game or you'll turn lame and thats just mundane.


You, sir, are the next Jay-Z.
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#12
Quote by Drewcifer 000
Whenever you think about the game, you lose. There is no way to win the game. After you lose the game, you have a 30 minute period in which you can think about the game without losing. The point of the game is to have everyone in the world playing at the same time. And also if you lose, to bring as many people down with you as you can. Thus this thread.



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myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

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#13
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lol, people trying to make other people lose "the game" are getting more and more sly.

I applaud you.


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Me too.
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#14
Dang i just lost lol. I had a good month or so going. But yeah, thats pretty cool about Ray Toro.
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#15
The rules are simple:
- You are always playing the game.
- Every time you remember the game, you lose.

I call this thread a clever ruse!
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#16
lol you got me =]
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#17
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I may not be cool off the internet, but on the internet I am pretty cool.

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myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

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#18
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You, sir, are the next Jay-Z.


Yeah Im sigging that, cause its either a ****ty complement, or a terrible insult


( I know, it was sarcasm)
#19
Quote by Raziel2p
The rules are simple:
- You are always playing the game.
- Every time you remember the game, you lose.

I call this thread a clever ruse!


didn't the threadstarter just lose then?
#20
Wait, I have a question. Screw the game, does Ray Toro really live in your town or did you just make up that story???
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#21
I have no idea who Ray Toro is and I obviously would not have recognised him to be anyone famous.
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#22
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Wait, I have a question. Screw the game, does Ray Toro really live in your town or did you just make up that story???


He does actually live in my town. Or if not in, then close enough to walk with his girlfriend to get some coffee.
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#23
Quote by British_Steal
didn't the threadstarter just lose then?


I did, but one of the goals of the game is to bring people down with you if you lose.

Check the description I gave for the game. It's a little deeper.
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#24
Quote by British_Steal
didn't the threadstarter just lose then?

Well, of course. But I'm guessing the evil bugger thinks it's worth the price. Also an additional rule says after you've lost, you can remember the game for 20 minutes without losing, so if you lose you might as well spend 20 minutes dragging others down with you.
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#25
Quote by Drewcifer 000


And by the way, the game. You just lost.


COME ON!!

I've been losing every week or two now. Screw you all.
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#26
Quote by Drewcifer 000
He does actually live in my town. Or if not in, then close enough to walk with his girlfriend to get some coffee.

he comes all the way from israel to get his coffee?


you jerk. and i was doing so well

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#27
Quote by Drewcifer 000
He does actually live in my town. Or if not in, then close enough to walk with his girlfriend to get some coffee.

Oh....good story then.
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#28
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COME ON!!

I've been losing every week or two now. Screw you all.


sigging.
CALIBRATE THE VIRUS


lolwut?
#29
Quote by Drewcifer 000
sigging.


Actually, I revoke that on the grounds that I'll look at my sig and think of it.
CALIBRATE THE VIRUS


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#30
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Actually, I revoke that on the grounds that I'll look at my sig and think of it.

Close call! Could've ended in tragedy.
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#31
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Close call! Could've ended in tragedy.

The whole sordid affair is already tragic.

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myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

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#32
i still like the prince of bel air ones better
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#34
Quote by Raziel2p
The rules are simple:
- You are always playing the game.
- Every time you remember the game, you lose.

I call this thread a clever ruse!


also whenever you lose the game you win the contest... if you've entered in the contest. The contest is the same as the game only when you remember yo win.

I don't enjoy playing the game... I just humor people that do. I've written the game on pieces of paper and put them underneath chairs in classrooms... then everyone loses at the same time, except you of course.
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#35
Quote by Bushinarin
also whenever you lose the game you win the contest... if you've entered in the contest. The contest is the same as the game only when you remember yo win.

I don't enjoy playing the game... I just humor people that do. I've written the game on pieces of paper and put them underneath chairs in classrooms... then everyone loses at the same time, except you of course.


That's a good idea.

I wrote "the game" on the inside door of a bathroom stall at my highschool, so that when you sit down and close the door, it's staring you in the face.
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#36
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I may not be cool off the internet, but on the internet I am pretty cool.

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myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

<//////>~
#37
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........


Noobs to the lions.


It was the only responce I had / there was already a thread about it.
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#38
is it possible to not think of the game when someone says "the game"


*and yes, i lost*
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#39
I think it is retarded, this "game thing". But i'm happy that Ray Toro lives by you, Lucky!!!!!
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#40
I never agreed to play any game!
The rules were never explained to me!
This contest is null and void!

I demand a refund!!
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