#1
So I've been trying to think of a good quote to put by my picture in our school yearbook. Im looking for something funny... along the lines of pretty much any one-liner you'd hear from Demetri Martin, Mitch Hedberg, or Steven Wright.

My gut reaction was to use "Toy Story 2 was okay."
#4
"I couldn't think of a better quote."

"Insert quote here."
Originally Posted by evening_crow
Quoting yourself is cool.


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#5
i ****ed the prom queen
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#6
Moving to Montana soon
Going to be a dental floss tycoon

Frank Zappa FTW
667 The neighbor of the beast


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#8
you could always go with, 'the guy above me stole mine'
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#11
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing", go Homer Simpson on them.

EDIT:
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"I can't believe I ate the whole thing"


You beat me to it you son of a bitch.
#13
Quote by tele150322
you could always go with, 'the guy above me stole mine'


I like that.
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One time I had this chick setting on my lap, sucking on my neck, unbuttoning my pants when one of my friends walked in and ruined the whole thing. To be fair though, she was his girlfriend.

Shoopin' that whoop since before you were born, son.
#15
Quote by tele150322
you could always go with, 'the guy above me stole mine'

what if your pic's at the top of the page? or the guy above you's quote was "I love it when balls are in my mouth?"
#17
Beer: the cause and solution to all of life's problems
-I don't believe this, my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!

-In a row?
#18
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what if your pic's at the top of the page? or the guy above you's quote was "I love it when balls are in my mouth?"



You, sir...win.
#19
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what if your pic's at the top of the page? or the guy above you's quote was "I love it when balls are in my mouth?"

that would be hilarious then
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Oh ****, I just found out I got pwned by Joey! Damn...

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GASPPPP! another one pwned by joey!

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Lulz Joey Is Teh Ownage I Want His Penus
#20
put like

"to be a rock and not to roll"

zeppelin quotes are really good

or try to go deep with slayer and go

"GOD HATES US ALL" then you sound satanic

or just go with "\nn/"
#21
Quote by sloppyjoe24
Demetri Martin ftw!

hell yea!!
I love that dude. What about "Long pointies? (carrots)"
haha

Quote by Mr. B
"nuck figgers"


thatll get em going.

Yesss, the perfect senior quote
#22
use a song quote from a song that means something to you. i used "love is the dance of eternity" and "the wound in me is pouring out to rest on a lover's shore"
Songs!
Something's Changed
Frost

BC Rich Mockingbird Evil Edge
Dean Palomino Vintage Sunburst
Indiana Scout Acoustic in Sparkly Blue
Kustom Arrow 16DFX, soon to be a Vox Valvetronix 50
Dimebag Custom Crybaby
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#23
The world is your oyster.


... too bad you're allergic to seafood.
Meadows
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#25
"High school was nuckin futts"
How many brothas fell victim to the streets?


Rest in peace young nigga, there's a heaven for a G.
#26
or for more Demitri Martin, "Thanks for coming to my show, ladies "
that'll get 'em!
#27
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Moving to Montana soon
Going to be a dental floss tycoon

Frank Zappa FTW


You are amazing for liking Zappa
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
-Frank Zappa
#28
no, this "get a life, and stop reading my quotes!!!"


What Goes Up



Must Come Down
#29
Negrophiliac sit back and crack open a cold one
Punks not Dead it's Just Sleeping

Let's Play Some Tetris MotheR FuckeR
#30
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
<Han> I love Hitler
#31
Well, if it's gonna be hoisted up at ur reunion, say something along the lines of:

"To [hot cheerleader type]: Way to go, fatass!"
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I think we should take a second out to flame him anyways. I mean we're already here.

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Only a misguided youth seeking something to take up the space below their post would sig me

^ Yep, that sounds about right.
#32
"some times losing is a good thing, like when you're playing musical electric chairs."

- Stephen Wright ftw
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go back to sleep
Waking up with boobs? Is there a visine for that.
#33
Why does it have to be funny? Just think of something meaningful to you now, and try to make up a quote for it. There is no need to steal one.

pepsi
#34
Tom Petty

If you dont slow down, You wont grow old.

Led Zeppelin

Squeeze my lemons, til the Juice runs down my leg!
^This post was probably sarcastic

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#37
<insert name here>s nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#38
or why not tell that one teacher to **** off or that one girl u wanna have BummSecks with her
^This post was probably sarcastic

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