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#1
I wasn't able to finish my homework (let alone start it) because of your addictive threads and lulz. sigh.

What I think
The Pit grabs you by the balls/ovaries and pulls you in, and never lets go. While there, it sucks your soul with each post and ruins your life. Ruins your non-existent life. Non-existent because we're the bastards that keep you from doing your homework/girlfriend etc.

How to fix this
Quote by moody07747
haha, just ask a mod to ban you for a week so you can get the work done.



Well, here's to the greatest people alive! Cheers
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I voted 9, cause I would only let my mum give me a handjob...

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Last edited by SathiaSun at Oct 10, 2007,
#4
Quote by Aqua Dementia
Aieee, I hear you man. Except no homework, just been on here way to much lately.

I would have to agree. You are in every thread.

and I always come here instead of homework
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
#5
****, i miss class because of the pit... its just cuz i stay up till about 4 online in the pit, then i go to sleep and miss my 8:30 :-P
Quote by CowsWithGuns
I don't want to give myself over to a world of Regina Spektor, Van Gogh posters, and loud conversations about how wasted they got.
#6
Quote by Aqua Dementia
Aieee, I hear you man. Except no homework, just been on here way to much lately.



I can tell :p hey, i'm not complaining though. you are the definition of the pit.

Quote by misfitsdisciple
****, i miss class because of the pit... its just cuz i stay up till about 4 online in the pit, then i go to sleep and miss my 8:30 :-P

YES! I missed my 2nd period class cuz of you bastards! (we run on block schedule).
Quote by Lil Macker
I voted 9, cause I would only let my mum give me a handjob...

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#8
A pleasure to serve you SathiaSun. <^-^>
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#9
Quote by Schnitzel_Man
A pleasure to serve you SathiaSun. <^-^>



Please, call me Sathia. Muahaha. Another minion in my fairly small army! SIGGED!
Quote by Lil Macker
I voted 9, cause I would only let my mum give me a handjob...

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#11
Lol, I got sigged! First time ever!!!
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#12
why play cs when you have the pit?


Quote by Schnitzel_Man
Lol, I got sigged! First time ever!!!

I should take that out of my sig, just to make you feel bad :]
Yeah, i felt pretty good to the other day when i got sigged.
Quote by Lil Macker
I voted 9, cause I would only let my mum give me a handjob...

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#13
I can bet that I'll be on until atleast 3:00am.. I never try for it, it just kinda happens. The other day I was on here until 5:00am and had to wake up 4 hours later.

Damn soul stealing pit.
#14
Quote by SathiaSun
I should take that out of my sig, just to make you feel bad :]
Yeah, i felt pretty good to the other day when i got sigged.


But then you won't have me as your minion! :P

Hmm, just trying to count the amount of time I've wasted in the pit...
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#17
We shouldn't even be a part of UG forums. we should have our own seperate website just for us, because we're bada** like that.
Quote by Lil Macker
I voted 9, cause I would only let my mum give me a handjob...

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#18
Yes, it's our fault you people have no lives.
There's only one girl in the world for you
and she probably lives in Tahiti.
#19
Quote by slap-a-bass
hell! im on here more than i play my own damn instrument...CURSE YOU UG



Haha that's been the same for me lately as well. I've been playing while waiting for someone to post in one of the 6 threads that I bounce around from.
#20
haha, i sit at my computer with my bass, so i multitask.
Quote by CowsWithGuns
I don't want to give myself over to a world of Regina Spektor, Van Gogh posters, and loud conversations about how wasted they got.
#21
Quote by misfitsdisciple
haha, i sit at my computer with my bass, so i multitask.


No ****. What type of Bass do you rock?
#22
Actually I do that a lot. Have my guitar sitting in my lap while I'm not. Not at the moment though.
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#23
Quote by misfitsdisciple
haha, i sit at my computer with my bass, so i multitask.

you play with your penis?
Quote by Lil Macker
I voted 9, cause I would only let my mum give me a handjob...

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#25
haha ya me to
screw homework
Quote by Saint of Steel
When you're climaxing shout:


'Show me where you're mother lives!'

See if that puts her off.

KMFDM FAN CLUB

Quote by Sabu
Get some 80s porn, you laugh a little, you jizz a little, it's a fun time.
#26
school doesn't get bread on the table, but the pit does. it teaches you important life skills, like how to hide a boner in class (the class you never show up to because you're at the pit).
Quote by Lil Macker
I voted 9, cause I would only let my mum give me a handjob...

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#27
That reminds me, I have homework.

And I probably won't do it until tomorrow morning during breakfast.
Spiral Out
#28
That reminds me, I'm getting the hell out of here. I gotta do my hw/sleep. Night.
Quote by Lil Macker
I voted 9, cause I would only let my mum give me a handjob...

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#29
Haha, catcha Sathia.

I'd better knock off from work and go home... :
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#30
Quote by Aqua Dementia
No ****. What type of Bass do you rock?


Fender Jazz 5 string, standard



Quote by SathiaSun
you play with your penis?

nah, my roomates wouldnt appreciate that.
Quote by CowsWithGuns
I don't want to give myself over to a world of Regina Spektor, Van Gogh posters, and loud conversations about how wasted they got.
#31
^ Oooh, shiny!
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#32
Quote by Aqua Dementia
I can bet that I'll be on until atleast 3:00am.. I never try for it, it just kinda happens. The other day I was on here until 5:00am and had to wake up 4 hours later.

Damn soul stealing pit.


That happens with me, too. I'll have school in the morning, but just blow it off like, "I can sleep at 12 and get a good 7 hours in..."

-then-

"...sleep at 1 and 6 hours..."
"...sleep at 2 and 5 hours..."
"Jesus Christ, it's 3:30! I'm fucked! ...Oh well, another 20 or 30 minutes won't kill me..."
Catch me,
heal me,
Lift me back up to the Sun
I choose to live
#33
nice bass.

Edit: ****... i'm back.
Quote by Lil Macker
I voted 9, cause I would only let my mum give me a handjob...

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#34
^ Haha, you're hooked!
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#36
Quote by captainjackass
Idk, the pits gotten kinda dull, ever since cas the fascist made it mandatory to love one another


*puts up flame sheild


LIES!!!

*EATS FLAME SHIELD*
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#37
Quote by misfitsdisciple
Fender Jazz 5 string, standard




nah, my roomates wouldnt appreciate that.



OOOoooh another Fender player! I have a arctic white standard p bass and a brown sunburst standard j bass.

You catching the Misfits on their tour?
#38
i really love the bass, bought it at the end of last year, before that i had a ****ty dean beginner bass (for 4 years!) this was an upgrade of a lifetime.

anyway, it was well worth the money i saved up for it, i use the 5th string when i play classical, and whenever i feel like making up some really weird songs with deep deep notes.

edit: nah im not really a fan of the misfits any more, they only when they were older.
Quote by CowsWithGuns
I don't want to give myself over to a world of Regina Spektor, Van Gogh posters, and loud conversations about how wasted they got.
#39
Quote by captainjackass
Idk, the pits gotten kinda dull, ever since cas the fascist made it mandatory to love one another


*puts up flame sheild

Lmao! who is this cas the facist. Sounds like a great guy.
Quote by Lil Macker
I voted 9, cause I would only let my mum give me a handjob...

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#40
Quote by SathiaSun
Lmao! who is this cas the facist. Sounds like a great guy.



teh casualty. He also went by assrammer (some numbers i forgot) The april fools prank...
Last edited by captainjackass at Oct 10, 2007,
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