#1
Your vote will go to LAVAZZA ,

- because no one will vote for me, if you don´t do either, it´s mainstream
- because I am german and against my roots I don´t want to conquer poland
- because coffee is delicious
- because I boycott the exploiting tea industrie
- because I respect you that much that I talk to you in my second language
- because you LIKE ME LIKE ME LIKE ME

.....believe me......go to the ballot box with a cross next to LAVAZZA you LIKE ME
#2
I'm definitely going to vote for lavazza, because he's one of the few people on this forum who isn't a total eejit.
#4
By all means, paste it into your sig.

What are you going to do about the rising crusty problem in the forums?

Many softcore adversaries intend to legalise it.
#6
So Lavazza, if elected, how will you maintain the uppage of the ponx?
Journalism is just a gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that's all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.
#8
^ Hmmm, you make a persuasive argument.

How do you stand on the divisive issue of whether or not BrianApocalypse is secretly the Chupacabra, the goat-sucking monster of Mexico?
Journalism is just a gun. It's only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that's all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.
#10
you know how i was going to vote for you, cause we're like..practically neighbours or something. but *this* - because I boycott the exploiting tea industrie- really offends me
soymilk please <3
#11


"or end like gazza"

That's brilliant. Paul Gascoigne is an alcoholic who cries every time he gets thrown out of the england squad!
#12
reasons 2 vote 4 me

im nice
ill let ppl say watever they want unless theyr racist or christian
im freinds w/ axeslash
#14
^Kurt Tucholsky once said: The cat is the only animal that convinced the humans to keep it alive without a real reason
(You see I´m ****ing intelligent as well)

Quote by axeslash
How do you stand on the divisive issue of whether or not BrianApocalypse is secretly the Chupacabra, the goat-sucking monster of Mexico?


He´s from England, so I dare him everything, but I don´t care who votes fo me,

by the way: I don´t care if I win or not, I´ll be the next president (G.W. Bush is my idol, he hadn´t the most votes either)
Last edited by lavazza at Oct 11, 2007,
#17
Quote by lavazza
Okay new announcement:
When I am president Brian or his kitties will end as Nr. 46 sweet-and-sour with extra cheese


Do not want!

#21
election advertising....that´s clear.....the mafia of New Jersey helped me to get this into your class


Quote by cherry_bomb
you know how i was going to vote for you, cause we're like..practically neighbours or something. but *this* - because I boycott the exploiting tea industrie- really offends me


I didn´t do this on purpose......but I try to repair.....the Netherlands are great!!!! They have cheap coffee....and under my reign tea will still be allowed