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#1
Anybody watch this peach of a show? I just got season 2 on DVD and its electric- I'm well hooked like a mother bitch. BBC comedy is king.
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im not a racist because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people

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yeah man I put my hand up their skirt and pick em up like a six pack

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mr bill0ws is right
#4
Use the search bar.

But yes, it's awesome.
I'm going to create the procrastination club, just later...
#5
I don't need your search bar- I'm Old Gregg!
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im not a racist because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people

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yeah man I put my hand up their skirt and pick em up like a six pack

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mr bill0ws is right
#6
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I don't need your search bar- I'm Old Gregg!


Don't make me get Howard Moon to come fast at you like a Northern Bullet. He'll come by second post, the post that hurts the most.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#8
I killed a swan yesterday.

Did a sh1t on it.

Right on it.
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im not a racist because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people

Quote by the dave
yeah man I put my hand up their skirt and pick em up like a six pack

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mr bill0ws is right
#11
It's awesome, season 3 @ november-ish!
I know what you're thinking... You're thinkin' here comes old Gregg, he's a scaly man-fish...

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I can't drink tequila anymore. it makes me do terrible things. Terrible naked things.


#12
Only ever seen Old Gregg but it kicks ass
What have we learned.....

Words are weightless here on earth,
because they're free


.....from this wee exercise?
#14
I can make you see things you could never dream of.
>Like what?
Rubies
>I've dreamt of rubies before
Lesbian ham?
Quote by Hpda5121
im not a racist because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people

Quote by the dave
yeah man I put my hand up their skirt and pick em up like a six pack

Quote by Death_switch
mr bill0ws is right
#15
You've gone and ruined my big exit now!... There ain't no door back there, that's the toilet!

And that's why I don't like cricket.
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#16
Jean Claude Jaquettie, with his jacket on.
Jean Claude Jaquettie, with his jacket off.
Jean Claude Jaquettie, with his jacket on.
Jean Claude Jaquettie, with his jacket off.
Jacket on,
Jacket off,
Jacket on,
Jacket off... Wooooo Stylish!!
Wooooo Wokkaman!
Runnin' round Paris... with a tiny haversack,
Look into the future (with a telescope)
Drawing on the past with an eagle claw, eagle claw, WHY? Eagle claw, eagle claw.
bobaboingboing!
Take a fashion coin,
Slot in in the pocket of your bum bag,
take it to Milan,
take it to Japan,
take it to the man with the fashion plan.
JAQUETTIE!!!
#19
I love it you fuzzy man-peach
Originally Posted by filthandfury

haha

I congratulate you good sir on being EPIC.
#20
Yeah I enjoy it... Is that all? You know this same thread has been made AT LEAST once?
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

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Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

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LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#21
I'm King of the Mods!
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This man deserves my +1

+1

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Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


ಠ_ಠ


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#22
Quote by Vince Noir
Jean Claude Jaquettie, with his jacket on.
Jean Claude Jaquettie, with his jacket off.
Jean Claude Jaquettie, with his jacket on.
Jean Claude Jaquettie, with his jacket off.
Jacket on,
Jacket off,
Jacket on,
Jacket off... Wooooo Stylish!!
Wooooo Wokkaman!
Runnin' round Paris... with a tiny haversack,
Look into the future (with a telescope)
Drawing on the past with an eagle claw, eagle claw, WHY? Eagle claw, eagle claw.
bobaboingboing!
Take a fashion coin,
Slot in in the pocket of your bum bag,
take it to Milan,
take it to Japan,
take it to the man with the fashion plan.
JAQUETTIE!!!


Damn right.

BOOSH FTW
#23
Monkey hands, and frozen legs, Monkey hands, and frozen legs

Mighty boosh live ftw
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That's the problem with kids today. No upper body strength.
Back in my day, when you smashed a guitar, it stayed smashed.


Cunning Pikes

The one and only member of the Cunning Pike Club.
#25
...It's a terrific bunny bumming!
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This man deserves my +1

+1

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Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


ಠ_ಠ


XBL: huffy409
#26
Cheese is a kind of meat, a tasty yellow beef, I milk it from my teat, but I try to be discreet.

Oooooh, Cheese!

Oooooh, Cheese!
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This man deserves my +1

+1

Quote by denizenz
Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


ಠ_ಠ


XBL: huffy409
#27
One time, I saw a man looking at me, yes, with his eyes. And then, he, he picked up a tube. And he looked, in the tube, and he made the moon big, inside the tube. The moon big inside a tube!
*laughs*
#28
Vince Noir, I officially name you best UG'er EVER.

Seriously, you like the Boosh AND The Wildhearts.

VINCE NOIR FOR PRESIDENT!
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This man deserves my +1

+1

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Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


ಠ_ಠ


XBL: huffy409
#29
"Right, Tony, take me through each mode of transport and how it makes you hurl while we're lost"
"I'm alright on horses"
"How do you get on a horse? You're a head!"

And the live DVD is amazing. Rudi and all his names, the pie sketch, Fossil spitting on Vince, this bit...

"There are many things in here. Things you could never dream of. Like... omelettes"
"I dream about omelettes all the time. They call me the omelette dreamer"
"Oh. Well, what about unicorns? With AIDS? Have you dreamt of those?"
"No"
"Ha ha"
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#30
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']Vince Noir, I officially name you best UG'er EVER.

Seriously, you like the Boosh AND The Wildhearts.

VINCE NOIR FOR PRESIDENT!
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[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
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@ yet another win post from Vince. Kudos to you, sir.
#31
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I think I love you Vince..

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This man deserves my +1

+1

Quote by denizenz
Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


ಠ_ಠ


XBL: huffy409
#33
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']

I think I love you Vince..


Don't touch me! Don't ever touch me, not here, not now, not there, not back stage, not when out buying... hammocks; never!

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And the live DVD is amazing. Rudi and all his names...

Rudi: Some call me Secret Peter... where is he hiding? In a shoe, in a bush, in a rock, inside a cupboard, in a... lane? No, he's inside yourself. Some call me Chilli-Chicken Ramen. Others know me as Clive. I... am sometimes called Peppercorn. By the Dutch. You... you can step in at any time, here.
Vince: Go on, do another one!
Rudi: Some know me as Cillit Bang!
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
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@ yet another win post from Vince. Kudos to you, sir.
#34
"Look, you're on mushrooms!"
"You look pretty high yourself, Rudi"
"Yes, I'm off my tits on dental cream. I don't know where I am. I appear to be in a psychedelic episode of Parkinson. So, I hear you've got a new book out?"
"Never mind that, Parkinson, what's happened to your hair?"
"I slept funny..."
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Enjoy occasionally controversial ramblings related to guitars? I have a blog which meets these criteria.
#35
im the ape of death and i dont care, cos im the monkey with the lovely hair
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do what jimbleton said


^ i did something good!!

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This.


^ to something i said!

☭UG Socialist Party ☭
#36
The Boosh is well good, I've not seen that many though.

What episode does he say mother bitch in?

It was annoying me yesterday!
Schecter lover
oooooooooof
also a girl
#37
Quote by let__it__bleed
The Boosh is well good, I've not seen that many though.

What episode does he say mother bitch in?

It was annoying me yesterday!

i think it was Old Gregg - "Howard was improvising like a mother bitch", or something like that.
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']^ This man knows everything.

Seriously, don't even try and question him, he'll rip your face off with his awesomeness alone.
Quote by Kumanji
@ yet another win post from Vince. Kudos to you, sir.
#38
Quote by Vince Noir
Don't touch me! Don't ever touch me, not here, not now, not there, not back stage, not when out buying... hammocks; never!



But I got the funk. It's right here, in this box...

*Flashes mangina*
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This man deserves my +1

+1

Quote by denizenz
Go in peace my son, and teach to the pit dwellers what I have shown unto you.


ಠ_ಠ


XBL: huffy409
#39
Howard: I'll put a move on you
Howard: *does move*
Vince: what was that?
Howard: feels like nothing, but that was the vibrating palm..you feel right now, but two hours from now, you'll go out to a shop and buy a hat. It wont suit ya! owww chikka chikkaaaaaaaa
Vince: No way. look at me. my hair is virtually a hat!
Howard: you'll see.

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"My lovely lady lumps"
What the **** are lady lumps? What does she have, breast cancer?

Bacchus basses FTW!
www.japanvintageguitars.com
#40
aahhh why can't you ever come out and say something, instead of driving round the house in a tiny car?!
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^ wut he said


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