#2
It's not quite as good as ramming your penis into someone to be honest. But if it's like long distance then it's alright.
#5
You can have sex... with someone's voice... through the phone?


What's your moms phone number?
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That was so hot my penis exploded.
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some cockwanks just wan to throw 5 stars at her because she has a vag
#8
Phone sex is like having a cylindrical object inserted in your ear for 30 minutes.
Meh, depends on who you are, I guess.
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#9
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Have you had it? Do you enjoy it? I did last night with my girlfriend, we had fun. Don't knock till you try it is all I can say!

What do you guys think?



Careful you don't get her "phone pregnant"...
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#10
idk it seems really awkward. but i do it from time to time lol.
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...erm lets see...what did i do... you know the holes in the side of shoe boxes? i put my flaccid dick in one, then started to get a hardon, and the box got stuck on my dick, i had to tear it off (the box, not my penis.)
#12
i like 2 stick my phone up my arse, only problem is that corn chunks get stuck in the buttons!!!!!