I'd like to psychoanalyze that guy. "It seems to me like you're trying to get back into your mother's woom."
haha that was awesome
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I congratulate you good sir on being EPIC.
I can totally see his undies

Also "good thing I was calm and didn't lose it"
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I can totally see his undies

Also "good thing I was calm and didn't lose it"

lol that would be way funny, trying to punch his way out.

"Ze punches, zey do nossin!"
at what point do you think "im bored. maybe i will try to get inside a balloon?"

maybe he'd wanked too much that day and had nothing else to do
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The part where he was wriggling out of the balloon was hilarious.

He should've just carried a pocket knife.
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Im so sad that i missed such gems like this topic because i was not a pit monkey those days
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EDIT: Nvm, but LOL what an idiot, i would be shitting my pants though (I'm really claustrophobic).
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