#1
uhhh, I dont think theres a thread like this already...
but I was thinking about my memories from a few years back and thought it would be cool for people to share a few stories. You know, drunken nights, and all that jazz.

ok so heres one of my memories...
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theres a crappy little studio where I live, basicly the only place I can practise...
my mate knew the owner so we are all cool from the off really.

but once we where inside, the owner and about 6 mates go upstairs and get stoned out of their heads. so we looked at eachother and said "go?" and ran out while they where upstairs lol. the guy was so funny, everytime we came back to practise he'd be like "do I know you dudes?" haha
we got away with it about 6 times before he began to threaten us.

...good times
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theres a lot of little things i remember which make me laugh but I cba to type them and you guys probably dont care much anyway


any funny/lame/stupid memories you wanna share go right ahead...
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#5
Drinking in Greenwich Park (a royal park in London, Henry VIII's back garden) sitting in a group of 64 of us drinking ourselves into a stupor (drinking at any age is illegal in a royal park) and running away from police officers in the dead of night, and then having an out door gig the next day while being hungover
#6
im still a teen but once at a party after a couple beers i was playin guitar for sum chiks tryin to show off doin some sweeps n then playin canon rock...i bang this sh!zznit out n the girls r like o thats kool then one requests hey there delialah n they all start screaming n cheering
i was like o god wat garbage typical non guitar apericaiting girls anywayz after i threw up in my mouth after i was done playing american idiot...yes someone requested that also
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anywayz after i threw up in my mouth after i was done playing american idiot...yes someone requested that also


haha why the hell did you throw up?
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cause he played american idiot,i know i want to throw up everytime i hear it
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Most people here are still teenagers, as evident by the lame American Idiot comments.
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cause he played american idiot,i know i want to throw up everytime i hear it



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#12
Well I'm still a teenager but I have a very scarred childhood so I can't think of anything good. Go to school, do work, come home, do work. That's about it.
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idk i dont have teenage "memories" because most of them only happend around 2-3 years ago, im still enjoying them. alot of adults i ask say they would never want to be a teenager again, so i guess my adult life is going to kick even more ass
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im still a teen but once at a party after a couple beers i was playin guitar for sum chiks tryin to show off doin some sweeps n then playin canon rock...i bang this sh!zznit out n the girls r like o thats kool then one requests hey there delialah n they all start screaming n cheering
i was like o god wat garbage typical non guitar apericaiting girls anywayz after i threw up in my mouth after i was done playing american idiot...yes someone requested that also




You have some real problems if you throw up because you don't like a song
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You have some real problems if you throw up because you don't like a song
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.


"Doctor, yesterday I vomited."

"Did you experience any motion sickness beforehand, or any change in diet?"

"No, I played a song on guitar that I don't like. Then I vomited."

"Fuckin weirdo."
#16
This one time I was in America (where in America I dunno, I just woke up in an alley way there).

Yeah so anyway I dropped my wallet on a bus full of people, and it went through the window. Thinking the situation through, I exclaimed....

"AWWWHHH MAN, 20 BUXXXX!!!!!!!11111"

The bus also got wind of this tom foolery, cue much awwhh manning and 20 buxxing.

Anyway some people started a fight up the front of the wagon beside the side walk over there (WAIT TILL I TELL THE FOLKS BACK HOME). Then this one old lady turned round to me and offered me a mentos mint, before informing me that "youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air!"
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Most people here are still teenagers, as evident by the lame American Idiot comments.


I'm a teenager and I thought those comments were the dumbest thing I'd seen in a whole five minutes (I was looking at a different thread before this...)

We're not ALL bad y'know.
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Yeah, that's what I was thinking.


"Doctor, yesterday I vomited."

"Did you experience any motion sickness beforehand, or any change in diet?"

"No, I played a song on guitar that I don't like. Then I vomited."

"Fuckin weirdo."




I'm sure doctors aren't allowed to insult their patients.
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You have some real problems if you throw up because you don't like a song

haha, like the kid from south park... throwing up with joy?? nahhhh


Im still a teenager, we grow up way too fast
gonna miss all the crazy things we do...
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#21
Me and my friend would always pretend to break into my house at night. We only did it when cars drove by. Like we jumped over the walls into my backyard and stuff. We pretend to break into our own cars and stuff. And then when we run out of ideas, we jump out of the shadows and run when a car drives by just to make a scene.

I love being a stupid teenager