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#1
Ok so here's the story...

There's a girl in my science class named Franny. She's sort of bitchy and none of my friends really like her. So it turns out, as she revealed last week, she really likes my last name (Bermudez) and, despite the fact that she could just get her name changed, she says that she is going to marry me. I thought that she was just kidding, but earlier today, her and her friend came up to me and she asked "Will you marry me?" I said "maybe", thinking that she was just joking (she doesn't like me), but she, and everyone that heard were like "OMIGOD YOUR GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!" So, during science class tomorrow (I have no idea what the teacher's going to say) we are supposedly getting married. And half the school knows about it.

What do I do?
#2
you're screwed. there's no escape, you'll just have to spend the rest of your life with her. bummer.
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#3
Grow up. That's probably what you should do.

Seriously, I thought you had to be over 13 years-old to join?
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#4
Kill the bitch... ya know. Just knock her off.
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#5
after reading the 3rd word in your story i came to the conclusion that this should be in the relationship thread
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Grow up. That's probably what you should do.

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Divorce!!!


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Grow up. That's probably what you should do.

Seriously, I thought you had to be over 13 years-old to join?


Sadly, I am 13. (8th grade)
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#20
your school is full of idiots


ignore it. if people think your getting married and your 13, they are idiots. i was smarter than that when i was ****in 10 years old.

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#21
god you're dumb...
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#22
Don't give him so much credit. This guy sounds like an 8 year old.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....HAHAHAHAHA...GHAHAHAHAH WTF....HAHAHA. But seriously. Wtf are you thinking?
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#25
Are you like 7 years old?

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#26
bahaha, get the mafia to bump her off. But really your in trouble, the only way out is to wing it in my honest opinion. Tell her to go away but make it humorous so they can't tell if your joking or not. no worries. high school next year =D (i think) you crazy yanks lol.
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when she comes to you tommorow, unzip her trousers/pants whatever you call 'em and shove your **** up her ass. yep thts itit worked for me when i was 6 so it will work for you aswell
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#30
You should know, all science class marriages are legally binding and you can never leave them. The only thing you can do is kill her before science class tomorrow.

Alternatively, you could grow up.
#35
What's wrong with getting married? It's a great step for you. From kindergarten to family in just one week. Great success!
#36
thats the stupidest thing iv eva heard
YOU WILL NOT BE GETTING MARRIED AT SCHOOL IN A SCIENCE CLASS!
#37
I agree with all the other posts. Don't forget to castrate yourself so your genes will never be passed on.
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